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$NAUGHTY@STORY
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[ Yep, it's Frazer here with a
[ little story for all you
[ sexually deranged people out there.
[ Enjoy it!!!
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Once upon a time there was a big, ugly
skinhead who had decided to take the
bus to the city. On the bus he saw a
nun sitting in the back. He sat down
beside her and said:
-Hello baby, d'ya wanna have the screw
of a lifetime?
The nun looked at him and shouted that
he was the most disgusting man she'd
ever met.
Then she went off at the next stop.
The skinhead was just about to follow
her when the busdriver shouted
-Hey skinhead, come here, I wanna have
a word with you.
-Watcha want asshole, replied the
skinhead, but went up to the driver.
-That's no way to get laid with a nun,
said the driver.
-Well how should do then, wiseguy ?
-You have to be more clever, explained
the busdriver. Why not try to dress you
up as God and wait for her at the
church. When she comes, you tell her
that she is chosen to carry your son,
the new messiah.
-Dat's totally brill! shouted the
skinhead.Thank ya!!
Next day he did as the driver had told
him. He put on a false beard and an old
robe and went to the church. After a
while the nun came walking towards him.
He started speaking with a bombastic
voice.
-HEAR ME MORTAL, I AM THY GOD.
-Oh w..what d..d..do you want from me,
lord? stumbled the nun.
-THOU HAST BEEN CHOSEN TO GIVE BIRTH TO
MY SON, THE MESSIAH, the skinhead said.
-How shall I do oh lord? the nun
wondered.
-JUST FOLLOW ME IN TO THE CHURCH, AND
THOU WILL SEE...
The skinhead could barely keep himself
from laughing.
They went inside the church and the
skinhead said:
-BEND OVER, MORTAL!!!!
The nun bent over and the skinhead
pulled up her skirt.
After some minutes of heavy pumping,
the skinhead had his orgasm. Then he
ripped off his beard and shouted
triumphant:
-Gotcha!! It is I, the skinhead!!!
And the nun turned around,
ripped off the mask and
shouted even more triumphant:
-Gotcha!!! It is I, the busdriver!!!!!
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] Well, this is the end of this little
]story. Hope you find it amusing.
]Signed:Frazer\The Syndicate
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