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77 THINGS WE HATE
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By Death,Batfink and Def KLF.
1. Pack menus that reset or bomb after
each selection. (eg:Ruthless'products)
2. Intros which reset on exit.
]3. Disks with read/write errors on.
4. People who return knacked disks.
5. Games which don't exit after reset.
6. The penny change when you buy
something over 100 pounds.
7. Biros that run out before you can
write anything.
8. Sources codes that don't work.
]9. Contacts who don't give you their
]real name when they ask you to phone
]them.
]10. Power cuts when you are about to
]save your new source,GFX...
11. Packdisks where the selector bar is
too sensitive
]12. Pc owners,who don't accept the fact
]Pc is crap !
13. Computer shop owners who don't let
you copy their stuff.
]14. Magazines which review the games
]you had 6 months ago.
]15. Magazines which ignore the scene.
]16. People who think publishing partner
]is cooler than coding demos.
]17. People who are always out.
]18. People who always get you address
]wrong even if you tell them.
]19. People who change groups all the
]time. ( eg:Ruthless)
]20. Coders who are always just fini-
]shing their demo.
21. Crews which never release anythings
and call them self elite !
22. People who know exactly what Guru
meditation No00002387583 means.
]23. People in shops who say that a demo
]has crashed when it's infact depacking.
24. People who steal my biros/pencils/
disks/disklabels/anything which belongs
to me !
25. People who brag about their coding
when they don't know what they are on
about.
26. Programs which crash.
27. Bootmenus.
28. Desktop menus.
29. Final release disks which arent the
final release.
30. Cracks,Fileversions that dont work.
(eg:Ruthless'products)
31. Stuff which doesnt work on STE.
32. People who think the terrorists
manual is a threat to children.
33. When AT'N'T try to trace your free
calls. ( hi guys ! )
]34. Lamers. (eg:Ruthless/Extreme)
35. People who send disks with no buble
packing...
36. Satan or anybody else who tries to
give you amazing superpowers for your
soul.
37. Freddy ( Little swap )
38. Computer teacher who couldn't reco-
gnize a realtime 3D vector.
39. Disk stealers.
40. Ruthless.
]41. People who say to post something
]but never do.
42. People who think staff student sex
relation with a sixteen year old head
mistress is immoral.
43. People who have 5000$ of hardware
and haven't a clue to use it.
]44. People with anything above a 1040ST
]( rich bastards,tell me where you stole
]it from !).
45. People who can't take more than 15
pints.
46. People who don't like NIRVANA.
]47. People who are in anyway not
]abnormal.
48. People with a lot of money who dont
want to spend any of it.
49. People who think Fastcopy isn't the
best copier in existance.
50. People who don't use verify on disk
copiers.
51. Lamers who pester you for the
latest wares.
52. People who can't spell latest games
properly.
53. Micro mart adverts which read "want
to swap the coolest hot warez".
54. People writing short letters:
"Hiya! Thanx 4 the stuff. Bye ! Extreme
Ps: Ya're 1 of my best contact !"
[55. So many diskmags ?
56. Crap coverdisks.
]57. People who don't know the PIXIES.
58. Pack disk rippers.
59. Guns'n'roses.
60. Any vector object which resembles a
cube.
61. Logos which are unreadable.
]62. People who think the Carebears are
]a cartoon for trisomic children.
63. Anything which is too amazing to be
believe.
64. Artists who think it's cool to rip
your graphics.
65. People who think Amiga's are the
best machines ever to be created on
this humble planet of ours.
66. BAC / A levels...
]67. Games with a shit end sequence.
68. Cracks without a decent intro.
69. Everyone posting the same things to
you ( remember Multi depacker ).
70. People who throw up in toilets.
71. Places with only one power points.
72. Scroll texts in French.
73. Ocean software/Titus.
74. People who dislike ANOTHER WORLD.
75. Slow and unreadable scrollings.
76. Distort+scroll+equalizer intros.
77. People who do stupid 77 things we
hate.
]78. People who can't count.