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WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH ROTTEN DISKS ?
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[ By SPY3 / MAD VISION
1. You can sell them to lamers .
2. You can use them as a frisbee .
]3. If you have a lot of rotten disks
] Call your friends and organize a
] frisbee contest. The winner will be
] back home with all the rotten disks
4. You can collect them .
5. You can put them on your wall , by
using glue.You have a new wallpaper.
6. You can eat them , by putting butter
instead of the disk at the middle !
It also works with peanut-butter...
7. If the rotten disks are of a good
trade-mark( Konica,Sony ) Remove the
metallic protection , and put it on
a dismarked disk !
8. Again if the rotten disks are , of
good trade-mark , put new labels on
them , and sell them for a great
price to a lamer .
9. Send them to FAST or APP .
]A. With twenty disks , you can make a
] beautiful necklace especially for
] your girlfriend.
B. For the swappers , Just format the
first tracks ,then, put your list
on them !
]C. Write on the label : SHADOW OF THE
] BEAST THREE , cracked by EXTREME of
] QUARTEX, and send it to all your
] swappers. It'll be better than the
] real crack from him.
D. Enter in a big shop , then , throw
about 30 rotten disks in the air ,
then run away ! It'll be very cool
when all the disks will be back on
the floor with all the kids trying
to pick them up !
E. From Maxi : Put them in a parcel ,
then send them to GILLARD , without
stamping the letter. ( Don't forget
to write " HOT STUFF " , behind the
parcel).
F. You can , put a stamp on the disk ,
then , use it as a postcard !
]G. With 6 disks and some glue , you'll
] be able to make a cube. then you'll
] have 3D objects for true !
H. You can become scrap-dealer ! by
collecting everywhere , the metal
protections ! It's a way,to be very
rich very fast (Hum !)
I. Put them in a bath , and dive into
it for a disk-bath !
]J. and the last from DEF KLF's mother.
] Remove the disk in the middle of
] the blue plastic packaging. Now you
] can insert a carrot in the disk and
] cut it with the sliding metallic
] part.What a cheap vegetable-cutter !