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INDOOR GOLF
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Suplied by MUT
]1.
Each player shall furnish his own
equipment for play, normally one club &
two balls.
]2.
Play on a course must be approved by
the owner of the hole.
]3.
Unlike outdoor golf,the object is to
get the club in the hole and keep the
balls out of the hole.
]4.
For most effective play, the club
should have a firm shaft. Course owners
are permitted to check shaft stiffness
before play begins.
]5.
Course owners reserve the right to
restrict club length to avoid damage
to the hole.
]6.
The object of the game is to take as
many strokes as necessary until the
course owner is satisfied that the play
is complete. Failure to do so may
result in being denied permission to
play the course again.
]7.
It is considered bad form to begin
playing the hole immediately upon
arrival at the course. The experienced
player will normally take time to
admire the entire course, with special
attention to well formed bunkers.
]8.
Players are cautioned not to mention
other courses they have played or are
currently playing to the owner of the
course being played.Upset course owners
have been known to damage players
equipment for this reason.
]9.
Players are encouraged to bring
proper rain gear for their own
protection.
]10.
Players should assure themselves
that their match has been scheduled,
particularly when a new course is being
played for the first time.
Previous players have been known to
become irate if they discover someone
else playing on what they consider to
be a private course.
]11.
Players should not assume a course
is in shape for play at all times.
Some players may be embarrassed if
they find the course to be temporarily
under repair. Players are advised to be
extremely tactful in this situation.
More advanced players will find
alternative means of play when this is
the case.
]12.
The course owner is responsible for
the manicuring and pruning any bush
around the hole to allow for improved
viewing of, alignment with,and approach
to the hole.
]13.
Players are advised to obtain the
course owners permission before
attempting to play the back nine.
]14.
Slow play is encouraged. However,
players should be prepared to proceed
at a quicker pace,at least temporarily,
at the course owners request.
]15.
It is considered outstanding
performance, time permitting, to play
the same hole several times in one
match.
]16.
The course owner will be the solo
judge of who is the best player.