INTRO You see a dungeon resident walking along. NAME "Larry. Me friends they call me LAR." JOB "I give advice. Just call me LAR." BYE "Bye! Remember the name: Lar. Lar always has advice." "I don't know about that, but I know about LAR." LAR "Well, like I sez, that's what I like to see. Chumminess in the dungeon. I don't see why anyone lives here anyway. Want some advice?" NO "Okay, the door's over there." He points upward. YES "Well, when ya go into a dungeon, make sure ya have all your stuff with ya, like your sword, your sheild, ans some armor. THEN..." THEN "When ya get there, kill all the monsters, open all the chests, and then SAY to yourself:" SAY "'Ok, I'm DONE with this dungeon.', and go on to the NEXT dungeon." DONE "That's what I sez. Otherwise the monsters will kick you out, and you'll find yourself on the outside looking in!" NEXT "That's what I sez. Don't just stand in one place looking up all DAY!" DAY "Boy! You sure talk a lot. If you spent as much time fighting as you do talking, we'd have ALL the monsters cleared out by now!" ALL "Just roll up your sleeves another notch, and get back to WORK!" WORK Larry shakes his head. "Soon we won't have any sleeves left to roll. Oh, well. I guess we can always go POTION hunting..." POTION "You probably know by now that there's a lot of potion hunting going on. Well, I'm the LEADER of a great movement behind all this." LEADER "We feel certain there's some terrible evil far below. There might even be a LEVEL below the ground floor." LEVEL "No one knows for sure. Anyway, most of the trouble is centered on a pool of rainbows. You should READ about it at the Lycaeum." READ "It's on floor level, east side. Anyway, a long time ago some mages hid potions of power throughout the dungeon. They art BURIED everywhere." BURIED "I suppose you couldst dig up the whole dungeon, but you'll need lots of shirts!" Larry winks. "'Tis better to rely on the GUILD." GUILD "The guild of the united dungeon people against unknown horrors. We don't really hath a name. We use PASSWORDS, too." PASSWORDS "To make sure these potions falleth not into the wrong hands. There should be TEN multi-colored potions." TEN "I believe they canst be mixed somehow, and used against the evil, whatever it is. It's a matter you should ask WAYNE about." WAYNE "He lives on level 2. A former elf he was. You can get on his good side by saying ELVEN to him." ELVEN "Yea, that should get his attention."
