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Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Unable to locate coffee -- Operator halted!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forogt..
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
Don't eat yellow snow!
Once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r, and there was light!
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
The road to success is always under construction.
As I said before, I NEVER repeat myself.
I'm looking forward to looking back cause these are the good old days...
He who laughs last is S-L-O-W.
Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, supervise!
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Coming soon! Mouse support for EDLIN!!
SYNTAX? Why not - they tax everything else!
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
Assumption is the mother of all screwups.
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer!
If you can't make it good, make it big.
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
Pascal: What's it Wirth?
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B. Gates
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!