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/*===================================================================*/
/* Bill N. Vlachoudis o o */
/* Computer adDREss.......CACZ0200 AT Grtheun1.EARN ____oo_ */
/* HomE AdDreSs...........Parodos Filippoy 51 /|| |\ */
/* ! TK 555-35 Pylaia || | */
/* ! tHe bESt Is ThesSALONIKI, GREECE '.___.' */
/* Y e t to Co mE ! MARMITA */
/*===================================================================*/
Lines = 14
I = Random(1,Lines) ; U = 0 ; J = 0 ; K = 0
P = ''
Line1:
Select
When I = 1 then P = P 'thow shalt not'
When I = 2 then P = P 'foxe''s hair'
When I = 3 then P = P 'snail of fear'
When I = 4 then P = P 'tounge of Turk'
When I = 5 then P = P 'Slammer'
When I = 6 then P = P 'yeald of ferms'
When I = 7 then P = P 'morning dawn'
When I = 8 then P = P 'tang of sunrise'
When I = 9 then P = P 'swaying pines'
When I = 10 then P = P 'living pig'
When I = 11 then P = P 'trailing feathers'
When I = 12 then P = P 'barking dogs'
When I = 13 then P = P 'dying lives'
When I = 14 then P = P 'earthquakes'
End
Signal Line210
Line2:
Select
When I = 1 then Do; P = P 'wrestling beings' ;U=2 ; End
When I = 2 then P = P 'thrilled me'
When I = 3 then P = P 'still sitting upright...'
When I = 4 then Do; P = P 'never ever flitting';U=2 ; End
When I = 5 then P = P 'burt'
When I = 6 then P = P 'entrances me'
When I = 7 then P = P 'soothing me'
When I = 8 then P = P 'rustling leaves'
When I = 9 then P = P 'radiates calm'
When I = 10 then P = P 'radiates sun'
When I = 11 then P = P 'absorbs nature'
When I = 12 then P = P 'intakes grabs'
When I = 13 then P = P 'judjing liers'
When I = 14 then P = P 'fires'
End
Signal Line210
Line3:
Select
When I = 1 then P = P 'and my heart'
When I = 2 then P = P 'darkness here'
When I = 3 then P = P 'shall be lifted and dropped'
When I = 4 then P = P 'quoth the raven'
When I = 5 then P = P 'sight of parting'
When I = 6 then P = P 'mighty Oaks'
When I = 7 then P = P 'grace and beauty'
When I = 8 then P = P 'silelntly singing an ever ending'
When I = 9 then P = P 'nature speaking of glory'
When I = 10 then P = P 'creatures fearing'
When I = 11 then P = P 'animals of distruction'
When I = 12 then P = P 'guns and carnations'
When I = 13 then P = P 'greenhorns and rapists'
When I = 14 then P = P 'valuable receptors'
End
Signal Line210
Line4:
Select
When I = 1 then P = P 'nothing more nothing less'
When I = 2 then P = P 'Yet again'
When I = 3 then P = P 'slowly creeping'
When I = 4 then P = P '... Evermore'
When I = 5 then P = P 'nevermore'
When I = 6 then P = P 'untouch, unspoiled'
When I = 7 then P = P 'shades of green and passion'
When I = 8 then P = P 'tranquility and faith'
When I = 9 then P = P '... so peacefully'
When I = 10 then P = P 'and yet again ... '
When I = 11 then P = P 'but'
When I = 12 then P = P 'and...'
When I = 13 then P = P 'enough.'
When I = 14 then P = P 'again.'
End
Line210:
If ^(U = 0 | Random(1,100) > 19) then Do
P = P ',' ; U = 2
End
if Random(1,100) < 66 then Do
P = P' ' ; U = U + 1
End
Else Do
say P
U = 0 ; P = ''
End
Line215:
I = random() // Lines + 1
J = J + 1 ; K = K + 1
if ^(U>0 | J%2 ^= J/2) then P = ' '
Interpret 'Signal Line'J
Line5:
J = 0 ;
if K < 21 then signal Line215
say '* -----------------------------------------------'
M.0 = 13
M.1 = 'Wow he is great.'
M.2 = 'He is the best poet of all times.'
M.3 = 'I think that his last frase was the best of them all.'
M.4 = 'Didn''t you like that ?'
M.5 = 'Well don''t you just love that guy ? '
M.6 = 'What is he talking about ?'
M.7 = 'Do you call this POETRY ?!!!!!!!!!!'
M.8 = 'Rubish.'
M.9 = ' Oh my GOD. What was that ? '
M.10 = 'Send him something else to find out how great he is......'
M.11 = ' I really think that you have something better to do......'
M.12 = ' Well, when the time comes for great men to do their job, they always remind me of him (fazz0100)'
M.13 = ' So, this is all that poetry is about.'
E = random(1,M.0)
say '* POETRY CRITICS *** 'M.E
Exit 0