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Main Action List MINSECURITY MAXSECURITY MINCHANNEL MAXCHANNEL TALKTYPE AFK Don't stay ^lA^nway ^lF^nrom ^lK^neyboard too long! %m is ^pA^oway ^pF^orom the ^pK^oeyboard for a moment... %m, who is going ^pA^oway ^pF^orom %h ^pK^oeyboard NORMAL BARF What a mess! %m just barfed all over the floor! %m just barfed all over %y! NORMAL BEAMUP Beam me up, Scotty! %m just beamed up to the Enterprise! %m just beamed %y up to the Enterprise! NORMAL BLUSH Embarrassed, are we? %m is blushing in embarrassment. %m is blushing at %y in embarrassment. NORMAL BODYPART Holy violent, Batman! %m just tore off %h leg! %m just tore off %h leg and is hitting %y with the wet end! NORMAL BONK BONK! BONK! %m is bonking %h head against the bar! %m just bonked %y on the head! NORMAL BOOT Whap! Boot to the head! %m just laced up %h boots! %m is booting %y to the head! NORMAL BOUNCE Boing! %m is bouncing around the Pub! %m is bouncing around on top of %y, the human trampoline! NORMAL BOW How courteous of you! %m is bowing curteously. %m is bowing to %y. NORMAL BRAWL Let's kick some butt! %m just started a brawl! %m is brawling with %y! NORMAL BURP How rude! %m just let out a big burp! %m is burping right in %y%s face! NORMAL CAB Yo! Taxi! %m just called a cab. %m just called a cab to take %y home. NORMAL CARESS Oh, baby, you make me feel so.... %m is gently caressing %f! %m is gently caressing %y! TALKTYPE CHEER Yay!!! %m is cheering enthusiastically! %m, cheering enthusiastically NORMAL CHUCKLE Funny, huh? %m is chuckling in amusement. %m is chuckling at %y in amusement. NORMAL CLAP Clap clap clap! %m is clapping wildly! %m is clapping in admiration for %y! NORMAL COLLAPSE Down I go... %m just collapsed flat on the floor! %m just collapsed on top of %y! NORMAL COMFORT There, there, it ain't so bad! %m needs to be comforted! %m is comforting %y, and offering %h sympathy. NORMAL COUGH Ack! There goes a lung! %m is coughing up a lung! %m is coughing all over %y! NORMAL CURTSEY How courteous of you! %m is curtseying courteously. %m is curtseying to %y. NORMAL DANCE C'mon baby, let's do the twist! %m is dancing up a storm! %m is dancing with %y. NORMAL DIE You're dead, Jim. %m just dropped dead! %m wants %y dead! NORMAL DIS Phhhhzzzzzzam! %m just pulled out a disruptor! %m just blasted %y with a disruptor! NORMAL DODGE Hah! Missed me by a mile! %m just dodged! %m just dodged %y! NORMAL DRINK Bottom's up! %m just gulped down a drink. %m just gulped down %y%s drink! NORMAL EGRIN You devil you! %m is sporting an evil grin! %m just flashed %y an evil grin! NORMAL EXPLODE BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! %m just exploded! %m just caused %y to explode! NORMAL EYEROLL Hard on the retinas, no? %m's eyes are rolling in their sockets. %m is rolling %h eyes at %y. NORMAL FAKEQ That'll fool 'em! %m ^mjust staggered out of the Pub. N/A NORMAL FONDLE Ooooh, baby! %m is fondling %f! %m is fondling %y! NORMAL FRENCH Oh man! %m is french-kissing the bartender. %m is french-kissing %y! NORMAL FROWN Hey, cheer up, will ya? %m is frowning darkly! %m is frowning darkly at %y! NORMAL GIGGLE Pretty funny, huh? %m is giggling. %m is giggling at %y. NORMAL GLARE Such a nasty look! %m is sporting a nasty glare on %h face. %m is glaring at %y. NORMAL GREET Hey there! How ya been? %m mutters some words of greeting. %m just greeted %y to the Pub! NORMAL GRENADE It's gonna blow! %m just tossed a grenade! ^I^mBOOM^A^o! %m just tossed a grenade at %y and blew %y to smithereens! NORMAL WHINE Poor baby! %m is whining! %m is whining at %y! NORMAL GRIN Feeling happy, are we? %m is grinning stupidly. %m is grinning at %y. NORMAL GROPE Hey baby, let's party! %m is groping %f! %m is groping %y! NORMAL GROWL Doing your bear impression again, eh? %m is growling! %m is growling at %y! NORMAL GRUNT Hmph!! %m is grunting. %m is grunting at %y. NORMAL HANDSHAKE Howdy! How ya doin'? %m wants to shake hands! %m is shaking hands with %y. NORMAL HIT A little violent today, are we? %m just hit %f! %m is hitting %y! NORMAL HUG Awww.... how sweet? %m is hugging %f tightly. %m is hugging %y tightly. NORMAL INNOCENT Who? Me?? Nah! %m is trying to look innocent. %m just gave an innocent look to %y. NORMAL KICK Violent, aren't you? %m just kicked the bar! %m is kicking the life out of %y! NORMAL KISS Going for the gusto, are we? %m is blowing kisses. %m just kissed %y! NORMAL LAUGH Ha ha ha! %m is laughing hysterically! %m is laughing at %y! NORMAL LICK Mmmm....tasty! %m is licking %f! %m is licking %y! NORMAL LLAP Live Long And Prosper! %m gives the Vulcan salute and says, "Live Long And Prosper." %m gives the Vulcan salute to %y and says, "Live Long And Prosper." NORMAL LOOK See anything you like? %m's eyes are roaming around the Pub. %m is looking %y over. NORMAL MCCOY What am I, a doctor or a bartender? A gruff doctor steps up to %m and says: "He's dead, Jim." %m steps up to %y and says: "He's dead, Jim." NORMAL MOON Hey! What makes you think anybody wants to see your behind??! %m is mooning everybody in the Pub! %m is mooning %y! NORMAL NIBBLE Nibble, nibble! %m is nibbling on %h fingernails! %m is nibbling %y! NORMAL NOD Uh huh. %m is nodding in agreement. %m is nodding to %y in agreement. NORMAL NUDGE Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! %m just nudged the table. %m nudges %y (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!) NORMAL NUKE Bombs away! %m just launched a nuclear missile! %m just replaced %y with a mushroom cloud! NORMAL ORDER Say please!! %m is ordering another drink. %m is trying to order %y around! NORMAL PASSOUT Can't take it, eh? %m just passed out on the floor. %m just passed out on top of %y. NORMAL PEANUTS Chow down! %m just grabbed the peanuts. %m just handed the peanuts to %y. NORMAL PHASER He's dead, Jim. %m just pulled out %h phaser! %m just blasted %y with %h phaser! NORMAL PINCH Got the roving fingers, do ya? %m just pinched %f! %m is pinching %y! NORMAL POUT Stop acting like a baby! %m is pouting! %m is pouting at %y! NORMAL PUNCH Oof! %m just rammed %h fist against the window! Crash! %m is punching %y%s lights out! NORMAL ROFL Funny, huh? %m is rolling around on the floor, laughing %h head off! %m is rolling around on the floor, laughing %h head off at %y! NORMAL SCRATCH Scratch, scratch... %m scratches %h head in puzzlement. %m is scratching %y! NORMAL SEDUCE Ooh, baby! %m just assumed a seductive pose. %m is seducing %y. NORMAL SHOOT Put that gun away! We don't want any trouble here! %m just pulled out a gun! %m just shot %y! NORMAL SHRUG I dunno... %m shrugs %h shoulders. %m shrugs %h shoulders at %y. NORMAL SLAP Whap! Whap! %m just slapped %f in the face! %m just slapped %y in the face! NORMAL SLIME I ain't afraid of no ghost! Something just slimed %m! %m just slimed %y! NORMAL SMACK SMACK! %m is smacking %f in the forehead! %m just smacked %y across the back of the head! NORMAL SMELL Sniff, sniff! %m is smelling around the Pub. %m is smelling %y. NORMAL SMILE Such a sweet smile. %m is smiling happily. %m is smiling at %y. NORMAL SMIRK Wipe that smirk off your face!! %m is smirking. %m is smirking at %y! NORMAL SMOKE Puff puff... %m just lit a cigarette. %m hands %h cigarette to %y. NORMAL SMOOCH SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH. %m is making smooching noises. %m is smooching %y! NORMAL SNEEZE Catching a cold, eh? %m just sneezed! %m just sneezed all over %y! NORMAL SNICKER What are you up to? %m is snickering mischeviously. %m is snickering at %y. NORMAL SNIFF Sniff, boo hoo! %m is sniffing! N/A NORMAL SNUGGLE Now isn't that cozy? N/A %m is snuggling up to %y. NORMAL SPIT Ewww, gross! %m just spit on the floor! %m just spit on %y! NORMAL STARE Your eyes are locked! %m is staring off into space. %m is staring at %y! NORMAL STRIP You look maaaaaaahvelous! %m is stripping! %m is stripping %y! NORMAL TEASE Oh, you flirt! %m is such a tease! %m is teasing %y! NORMAL TICKLE Tickle, tickle, tickle! %m is tickling %f! %m is tickling %y! NORMAL TIP Gosh, thanks eh? %m just tipped the bartender. %m just tipped %y. NORMAL TOKE Hey! Say ^I^mNO^A^n to drugs, you fool! %m lights a joint and takes a slow toke. %m just passed %h joint to %y. NORMAL WARP Warp nine, Mr. Data! %m just engaged warp drive! %m just sent %y into warp! NORMAL WAVE Let's do the wave! %m is waving! %m is waving to %y! NORMAL WHISTLE Whistle while you work... %m is whistling a little tune. %m looks at %y and whistles appreciatively. NORMAL WINK Wink, wink! %m is winking. %m is winking at %y! NORMAL ZAP ZZZZZZZZZZap! N/A %m just zapped %y! TALKTYPE CRY Boo hoo hoo! %m is crying uncontrollably! %m, crying uncontrollably TALKTYPE FAZED Fazed? Fazed? You? Nah! %m looks fazed. %m, sounding rather fazed NORMAL GASP GASP! %m just gasped in amazement! %m just gasped at %y in amazement! TALKTYPE GROAN Oh, maaaaaan! %m is groaning! %m, groaning TALKTYPE LIE Liar liar pants on fire! %m is lying through %h teeth! %m, who is clearly lying TALKTYPE MOAN Oh, baby! %m is moaning! %m, moaning TALKTYPE PONDER Hmm... %m is pondering matters. %m, who ponders TALKTYPE SCREAM AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH! %m is screaming! %m, SCREAMING TALKTYPE SIGH Sigh! %m lets out a wistful sigh. %m, sighing wistfully TALKTYPE SING My, what a lovely voice you have! %m is singing! %m, singing out loud TALKTYPE SWEAR Naughty naughty! %m is swearing! %m, swearing TALKTYPE THINK I can smell the wood burning from over here! %m is thinking things over. %m, thinking out loud TALKTYPE WONDER Hmmmmm... %m is wondering about life, the universe, and everything. %m, who wonders TALKTYPE YAWN Get some sleep! %m is yawning. Must be tired! %m, yawning TALKTYPE YELL Gosh, what a loudmouth you are! %m is yelling at the top of %h lungs! %m, at the top of %h lungs NORMAL BLINK How unbelievable! %m is blinking is disbelief! %m is blinking at %y in disbelief! NORMAL BASH WHAM! %m is bashing %h head against the bar. %m just bashed %y%s head against the bar! NORMAL TYPO Need new fingers? %m needs a new set of fingers! %m just handed %y a new set of fingers! NORMAL STAPLE Ka-chunk! %m just pulled out a heavy-duty stapler. %m just stapled %y to the wall! TALKTYPE SOB Awww, what a pity! %m is sobbing uncontrollably. %m, sobbing uncontrollably NORMAL BAK About time you got back! %m is ^pB^oack ^pA^ot the ^pK^oeyboard and ready to talk! %m is waiting anxiously for %y to get ^pB^oack ^pA^ot the ^pK^oeyboard! NORMAL KILL Murderer!!!! %m is fit to kill! %m just killed %y in the most gruesome, horrible way imaginable! TALKTYPE SHOUT You don't have to shout!!! %m is shouting at everything! %m, shouting NORMAL HIDE Scaredy cat! %m is looking for a place to hide. %m just hid behind %y! NORMAL GAH GAH!!!! %m just screamed "^M^pGAH!!!^A^o" and swallowed %h tounge! %m looks at %y, screams "^M^pGAH!!!^A^o", and swallows %h tounge! NORMAL BRB Going somewhere? %m will be right back! N/A NORMAL TTYL Talk To You Later! %m will talk to ^leveryone^o later! %m will talk to %y later! NORMAL BLAH BLAH!!!! %m says BLAH! %m looks at %y and says BLAH! NORMAL SCRAM ZZZZZZZZT! %m is playing with strange scientific equipment. %m just scrambled %y%s brainwave patterns! NORMAL FRY I can hear it sizzle! %m's brains are being ^I^pfried^A^o! %m just pulled out a wok and is ^pfrying^o %y%s brains! NORMAL NBL Not Bloody Likely! %m raises %h eyebrow and says, "^I^mNot Bloody Likely!^A^o" %m looks at %y oddly and says, "^I^mNot Bloody Likely!^A^o" TALKTYPE HYPNO You are getting sleepy! %m is swinging a pendulum in a hypnotic fashion. %m, in a hypnotic tone TALKTYPE IDEA Another Einstien, eh? %m just got an idea! %m, as if getting an idea NORMAL FAKEPROF You're soooo sneaky! %m ^nhas entered the Profile Editor. N/A NORMAL UPPERCUT POW!! Right in the jaw! %m just gave %f a swift uppercut to the jaw! %m just gave %y a swift uppercut to the jaw! NORMAL DOH DOH!!! %m just slapped %h forehead saying, "DOH!" %m looks at %y, slaps %h forhead, and says, "DOH!" NORMAL RUN Where are you going in such a hurry? %m is running around the Pub in sheer terror! %m is running away from %y in sheer terror! TALKTYPE CHANT Rah rah rah! %m is chanting monotonously. %m, chanting monotonously TALKTYPE GRUMBLE Life is so unfair, isn't it? %m is grumbling unhappily. %m, grumbling unhappily TALKTYPE MUMBLE Hey! Speak up! %m is mumbling incoherently to %f. %m, mumbling incoherently TALKTYPE MUTTER Hey, don't be like that! %m is muttering to %f in annoyance. %m, muttering NORMAL ASPIRIN Got a headache, eh? %m just took an aspirin. %m just handed %y an aspirin. NORMAL XFINGERS Cross your fingers! %m is crossing %h fingers and hoping. %m is crossing %h fingers and hoping for %y. NORMAL PULSE Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat!! %m just loaded a high-powered pulse-rifle. %m just fired several pulse-rifle rounds into %y! NORMAL EYEBALL Worried, eh? %m is eyeballing the Pub with a look of worry. %m is eyeballing %y. NORMAL WATER Good ol' H2O! %m just downed a tall glass of water. %m just dumped a pail of water over %y! NORMAL BOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! %m is booing with disapproval! %m is booing %y with disapproval! NORMAL MOO Doing cow impersonations, eh? %m is mooing in soft low tones. %m is mooing at %y. NORMAL CLUB What are you, a caveman? %m just pulled out a large wooden club. %m just clobbered %y on the head with a large wooden club! NORMAL FREEZE Brrrrrr! That's cold! %m is freezing cold! %m just froze %y! NORMAL BEG Pleeeeeease!?! %m is begging for stuff! %m is begging %y! NORMAL BKICK WHAP! Right in the butt! %m is looking for some butt to kick! %m just gave %y a good, swift, kick in the butt! NORMAL BRAINTOSS Calling Dr. Frankenstein! %m is tossing around a brain. %m just tossed %y a fresh brain! TALKTYPE SAY Say what?! %m has been playing text adventure games too long. %m, who has played text adventures way too long NORMAL SHUDDER Frightening!! %m shudders in fear. %m is shuddering at %y in fear. NORMAL JUMP Temper temper! %m is jumping up and down in a fit of anger! %m is jumping up and down on top of %y in a fit of anger! NORMAL PIANO Love that Baby Grand! %m just sat down at the piano and started playing! %m just dropped a piano on %y%s head! NORMAL BAT Take me out to the ball game.... %m just stepped up to bat. %m just swung %h baseball bat at %y%s head! Looks like a home run! NORMAL ERASE Hey! Where'd you get that eraser? %m is fumbling with an eraser. %m just erased %y from existance! NORMAL EATCHIPS CRUNCH crunch crunch... %m is munching on some chips! %m just stole %y%s chips and is eating them! NORMAL EATPIZZA Mama Mia! %m is sinking %h teeth into a large pizza! %m just stole a piece of pizza from %y and devoured it! NORMAL ARGH ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! %m screams, "^J^pARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!^A^o" %m looks at %y and screams, "^J^pARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!^A^o" NORMAL CASTRATE Put that knife away! %m just grabbed a large kitchen knife! %m just hacked off %y%s private parts and threw them out the window! NORMAL HICCUP HIC! %m has the hiccups! %m just hiccuped in %y%s face! NORMAL DUCK Yikes! Look out above! %m just ducked! %m just ducked %y! TALKTYPE HUM Hummmmmmmmm.... %m is humming a little tune. %m, humming along NORMAL SHAKE Hey! Not so rough! %m is shaking violently! %m is shaking the life out of %y! NORMAL SLEEP ......zzzzzzzzzz...... %m just fell asleep! %m just fell asleep on %y%s shoulder! NORMAL WAKE Hey! Wake up! %m just woke up. %m is trying to wake %y up! TALKTYPE SARC Yeah, right! %m is in a sarcastic mood! %m, dripping with sarcasm NORMAL HOLDON HOLD ON!!! %m is holding on for dear life! %m is holding onto %y! TALKTYPE BORED So little to do and so much time to do it! %m is bored out of %h mind! %m, who is bored NORMAL AXE Watch where you're swingin' that thing!!! %m is idly swinging an axe around. %m just swung %h axe and hacked off %y%s head! NORMAL PILLOW Pillowy Soft! %m is grabbing %h pillow! %m just whopped %y over the head with %h pillow! TALKTYPE CHOKE Got a pretzel stuck in your throat? %m is choking on something! %m, choking on something NORMAL DEATHCHOKE Quick! Anybody know the Hiemlich Maneuver?! %m is choking to death!! %m is choking %y to death! TALKTYPE CONFUSED What's going on?!?! %m is confused!!! %m, in a confused state NORMAL ELBOW Hey! Watch where you put that thing! %m is showing off %h elbows. %m just elbowed %y in the face! NORMAL SHAKEHEAD No way! %m is shaking %h head in disagreement. %m is shaking %h head at %y in disagreement. NORMAL PSHAW Yeah, right! %m says, "Pshaw! Yeah, right!" %m looks at %y and says, "Pshaw! Yeah, right!" NORMAL BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! %m is making beeping noises! %m is beeping loudly at %y! TALKTYPE BGASP Gasp! I can't breathe! %m is gasping for breath! %m, gasping for breath TALKTYPE ANNOUNCE Attention Pubgoers! %m is fiddling with the PA system. %m, over the bar's PA system NORMAL SWITCHOFF Hmmm...where's that off switch?! %m is searching for the off switch. %m just switched %y off! NORMAL WHITEOUT That should take care of 'em! %m just opened a bottle of white-out! %m just whited %y out! NORMAL ENCOURAGE Go for it!!! %m is chanting some words of encouragement! %m is encouraging %y! NORMAL POKE Stop poking around! %m is poking around the Pub. %m just poked %y in the ribs! NORMAL CREMATE Burn baby burn! %m just set up %h portable crematorium! %m just cremated %y! NORMAL SHIELDS Shields up, Captain! %m just put up %h deflector shields! %m is shielding %f from %y! NORMAL BLOWHORN BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRP! %m is blowing a horn! %m just blew a horn in %y%s face! NORMAL HOMEWORK What're you doing chatting when there's homework to be done?! %m has too much homework! %m just dumped all of %h homework on %y! TALKTYPE LOL Such a loud laugh! %m is laughing out loud! %m, while laughing out loud NORMAL BEDTUCK Nighty-night! %m is waiting to be tucked into bed! %m just tucked %y into bed! NORMAL GLANCE Need a quick look, huh? %m is glancing around the Pub. %m just gave %y a quick glance! NORMAL GOODLUCK Good luck! %m is hoping for some good luck! %m is wishing %y good luck. NORMAL TORCH Come on baby light my fire! %m just lit a torch! %m just put a torch to %y%s clothing! NORMAL HOSE Hey! No hoses allowed in the Pub! %m just turned on the hose. %m is hosing %y off! TALKTYPE SNORT Hey, cut that out you pig! %m is snorting like a pig! %m, snorting like a pig NORMAL MELT Like ice in a pot of boiling water! %m just melted! %m just melted %y out of existance! NORMAL GAG Help!!!!! %m just gagged on something! %m is trying to gag %y! NORMAL TOMATO Hey, where did you get those tomatoes?! %m just grabbed a bucket of tomatoes. %m is pelting %y with tomatoes! NORMAL EEK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! %m screams, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! %m looks at %y and screams, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! NORMAL HMMM Deep in thought, huh? %m lets out a long, thoughtful Hmmmmmm.... %m is considering what %y said. Hmmmmmm.... NORMAL BTOSS Have a tall cool one! %m is tossing around a bottle of beer! %m just tossed %y a cold bottle of beer! NORMAL BCATCH Wow, what co-ordination! %m just caught a bottle of beer! %m just caught a bottle of beer from %y. NORMAL BSMASH Hate beer, eh? %m just smashed a bottle of beer against the floor! SMASH! %m just whipped a bottle of beer at %y%s head! SMASH! TALKTYPE PRAY Please help me! %m is saying a prayer. %m, in prayer NORMAL HARM Hey, don't you know violence solves nothing? %m has a strong desire to harm somebody! %m just inflicted bodily harm on %y! TALKTYPE WEEP Oh you poor thing! %m is weeping like it's the end of the world! %m, weeping like a maniac NORMAL STOMP Don't! You'll wear out your shoes! %m just stomped %h foot against the floor! %m just stomped on %y%s foot! NORMAL POKE Poke! Poke! %m is poking around. %m is poking at %y! NORMAL DROOL You need your tounge sandbagged! %m is drooling all over the floor. %m is drooling all over %y! NORMAL MUNCH Mmmmm, good! %m is munching on something. %m is munching on %y! NORMAL YIPE YIPE!!!!! %m just turned white as a ghost and screamed, YIPE!!!!!!!!! %m looks at %y and screams, YIPE!!!!!!!!! NORMAL PULVERIZE WHAM! Totally mangled! %m is looking to pulverize something (or someone!). %m just pulverized %y! NORMAL SHIVER Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! %m is shivering. %m just shivered because of %y. NORMAL SQUIRM Felling a little uncomfortable? %m is squirming uncomfortably. %m is squirming away from %y. NORMAL MOSH Party on dude! %m is moshing around the Pub! %m is moshing around the Pub with %y! NORMAL LURCH What happened to your balance?! %m is lurching around. Too much beer maybe? %m just lurched into %y! TALKTYPE PLACARD Sign, sign, everywhere a sign... %m is holding up a big placard. %m, holding up a big placard NORMAL STEAL THIEF!! %m just stole something from the bar! %m just stole something from %y! NORMAL MOVE Hahaha...can't hide behind me! %m is moving around violently. %m just moved away from %y! NORMAL THPT Thpt! %m is sticking %h tongue out! Thpt! %m is sticking %h tongue out at %y. Thpt! NORMAL PUNT And it's a field goal! %m is punting a football around the Pub! %m just lined up %y%s head and punted it away! NORMAL NOT! I don't think so! %m gives a dirty look and yells, NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %m gives %y a dirty look and yells, NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NORMAL SHOVE No pushing! %m just shoved over a table! %m just shoved %y into the wall! NORMAL WELCOME How courteous! %m is welcoming people to the Pub! %m is welcoming %y to the Pub! NORMAL SLAMDUNK WHAMMO! %m just jumped up and slam-dunked a basket! %m just slam-dunked %y into the garbage can! NORMAL BOWL ...Strike!!! %m picks up a bowling ball and bowls it at some beer bottles! %m just bowled %y over! Steeeeeeeerike! NORMAL ANTITYPO Sorry, we're out of fingers! %m just confiscated all the extra sets of fingers! %m is hiding the extra sets of fingers from %y! NORMAL DUH Like, d-uh! %m gives a very stupid look and says, D-uh! %m gives a very stupid look to %y and says, D-uh! TALKTYPE BELCH You dirty pig! %m just belched very loudly! %m, while belching NORMAL POKERFACE Nobody will ever know what you have! %m is displaying a perfect poker face. %m just looked at %y with a perfect poker face! NORMAL CARDPEEK No peeking! %m is peeking at %h cards. %m is peeking at %y%s cards! NORMAL PUSH Don't be pushy! %m is being pushy! %m is pushing %y around! NORMAL STOP Hold it right there! %pSTOPPIC1 %pSTOPPIC2 TALKTYPE SNORE Who can sleep with all that snoring?! %m is snoring so loud that %e drowns out the jukebox! %m, in between snores