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\* National Enquirer Headlines.
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%SPIRITUAL
Spiritual
Clairvoyant
Telepathic
Telekinetic
Discordian
Erotic
%RELATIVE
Father
Uncle
Grandfather
Grandmother
Son
Daughter
Mother
Aunt
Postman
Accountant
Dog Catcher
IRS Man
Hairdresser
Avon Lady
Second Cousin
%WEAPON{a}
{|a }Vibrating Butt Plug
{|a }Spoon
{|a }Pit Bull
{|a }Screwdriver
{|a }Meat Cleaver
{|a }Hatchet
{|a }Machete
{|a }23 Inch Dildo
{|a }Phased Plasma Rifle
{|a }Chain Saw
{|a }Samurai Sword
{|an }Axe
{|a }Machine Gun
{|an }Anti-tank weapon
\*{\FRUIT|\FRUIT/a}
\FRUIT/&
%GHOST
Ghost
Evil Spirt
Poltergist
Demon
Body Thetan
Phantom
Boogie Man
Ghost of Nixon
%RELIGION
Jehova's Witness
Mormon
Buddist
Methodist
Baptist
Scientologist
Islamic
Moslem
Roman Catholic
Atheist
Hindu
Sub Genius
Discordian
Consumerist
%UFFO
Edsel
UFO
Flying Saucer
Space Ship
Mother Ship
Space cruiser
Yugo
USS enterprise
Galactic Space Cruiser
Flying Lasagna
Xist Alien Flying Saucers
%PLANET
Pluto
Mars
Venus
Uranus
Mercury
Planet Hollywood
Neptune
Saturn
Planet X
Jupiter
The Moon
%ET{s}
Extra-Terrestrial{|s}
E.T.{|'s}
Space Alien{|s}
Pod Pe{rson|ople}
Being{|s}
Space Being{|s}
Cyborg{|s}
Humanoid{|s}
Alien{|s}
Martian{|s}
Klingon{|s}
Republican{|s}
Christian{|s}
%DRUG
Heroin
Jesus
LSD
Angel Dust
Coke
Cocaine
Religion
Crack
Quaaludes
Amphetamines
%FRUIT{as}
{|a |}Mango{||es}
{|a |}Tomato{||es}
{|a |}Banana{||s}
{|a |}Cherr{y|y|ies}
{|an |}Apple{||s}
{|a |}Plum{||s}
{|a |}Pear{||s}
{|an |}Orange{||s}
{|a |}Tangerine{||s}
{|a |}Lemon{||s}
{|a |}Lime{||s}
%MADNESS
Crazed
Drug-Crazed
Insane
Manic Depressive
Neurotic
Psychotic
Psychopathic
Devoted
Religious
Fanatical
Pathological
Rabid
%KILLER{s}
(2)\KILLERX/&
\MADNESS \KILLERX/&
%KILLERX{s}
\FRUIT/&
Great White Shark{|s}
Terminator{|s}
Ewok{|s}
Wombat{|s}
Bee{|s}
Wasp{|s}
Whale{|s}
Shark{|s}
Lion{|s}
Dolphin{|s}
Elephant{|s}
Worm{|s}
Clam{|s}
Kitten{|s}
Lemur{|s}
Lobster{|s}
Tiger{|s}
Leopard{|s}
Panda{|s}
Crocodile{|s}
Right-Wing Nut{|s}
Christian{|s}
Cigarette{|s}
%MCELEB
Ronald Reagan
Frank Sinatra
JACKO
UNABOMBER
Prince
Mick Jagger
Joey Buttafuoco
Rupert Murdoch
Sylvester Stallone
Newt Gingrich
Rush Limbaugh
Ross Perot
Tom Cruise
Jack Kevorkian
Dennis Rodman
O.J. Simpson
Jello Biafra
David Letterman
Yasser Arafat
Larry Fortensky
Boris Yeltsin
Moammar Khadafy
Richard Nixon
James Brown
Marion Barry
Bruce Willis
Dilbert
Marlon Brando
John Kennedy Jr.
Prince Charles
Bill Clinton
Bill Gates
Calvin Klein
Bob Dole
Saddam Hussein
Howard Stern
%FCELEB
FERGIE
Betty Boop
Amy Fisher
Lady Di
Jamie Lee Curtis
Ricki Lake
Heidi Fleiss
Kathie Lee Gifford
Sandra Bullock
Whoopie Goldberg
Queen Elizabeth
Courteney Cox
Meg Ryan
Nancy Reagan
Latoya Jackson
Liz Taylor
Demi Moore
Cher
Oprah
Martha Stewart
Jane Fonda
Eva Gabor
Madonna
Barbra Streisand
Hillary Clinton
%BABY{s}
Bab{y|ies}
Child{|ren}
Son{|s}
Daughter{|s}
Rug Rat{|s}
%FDEAD\* female persons long dead
Cleopatra
Joan of Arc
Lady Godiva
Queen Victoria
The Queen of Sheba
%DFCELEB\* dead female 'celebrities'
Marilyn Monroe
Jackie Kennedy
Nichole Simpson
Betsie Ross
Janis Joplin
Jane Austin
Patsy Cline
(4)\FDEAD
%MDEAD\* male persons long dead
Atilla the Hun
King Henry VIII
Abraham Lincoln
Jesus
George Washington
Socrates
Moses
Rasputin
%DMCELEB\* dead male celebs
(3)Elvis
Jimi Hendrix
Jim Morrison
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Kurt Cobain
JFK
James Dean
Buddy Holly
\MDEAD
%DCELEB
\DMCELEB
\DFCELEB
%DEAD
\FDEAD
\MDEAD
%EAT{sd}
{eat|eats|ate}
kidnap{|s|ped}
{take|takes|took}
kill{|s|ed}
consume{s|d}
inhale{s|d}
engorge{s|d}
devour{|s|ed}
maim{|s|ed}
injure{|s|d}
rape{|s|d}
%SAY{s}
Say{|s}
Reveal{|s}
\*Admit{|s}
Claim{|s}
Insist{|s}
\*Warn{|s}
%DOCTOR{s}
Doctor{|s}
Psychologist{|s}
Psychiatrist{|s}
Physician{|s}
Neurologist{|s}
Dentist{|s}
Gynecologist{|s}
Urologist{|s}
Pediatrician{|s}
Vetrinarian{|s}
Optician{|s}
%SCIENTIST{s}
Scientist{|s}
\DOCTOR/&
Chemist{|s}
Physicist{|s}
Meta-physicist{|s}
Engineer{|s}
Computer Scientist{|s}
Professor{|s}
Technician{|s}
Whiz Kid{|s}
Brain Boff{|s}
AI Expert{|s}
Pattern Recognition Researcher{|s}
%NATIONALITY
Russian
Soviet
British
Polish
French
Belgian
Swiss
German
Spanish
Mexican
Ukranian
American
Canadian
Albanian
Australian
Chinese
Japanese
%DISEASE
Herpes
AIDS
Flu
Leprosy
VD
the Clap
Crabs
Impotence
the Plague
a Backache
Chicken Pox
Malaria
Laryngitis
a Nosebleed
Tuberculosis
Cancer
%FICTCHAR
Santa Claus
Bigfoot
Snow White
God
Mary Poppins
The Loch Ness Monster
Yogi Bear
James Bond
Betty Boop
Ronald Reagon
Jesus
Paul Bunyan
The Tooth Fairy
Kermit the frog
Batman
Superman
Spiderman
%KILL{sd}
Kill{|s|ed}
Murder{|s|ed}
Slay{|s|ed}
Butcher{|s|ed}
Execute{|s|d}
Extinguish{|es|ed}
Maim{|s|ed}
Slaughter{|s|ed}
Obliterate{|s|d}
Wipe{|s|d} Out
Mutilate{|s|d}
%NUMBER
\NUMBER1
(2)\NUMBER2
Twenty-\NUMBER1
Thirty-\NUMBER1
Forty-\NUMBER1
Fifty-\NUMBER1
Sixty-\NUMBER1
Seventy-\NUMBER1
Eighty-\NUMBER1
Ninety-\NUMBER1
%NUMBER1
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
%NUMBER2
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen
%FOOD{a}
{|a }Taco
(5)\FRUIT/&
{|an }Enchilada
{|a }Burrito
{|a }Watermelon
{|a }Triple Ice Cream Cone
{|a }Tostada
{|a }Salty Snack
Popcorn
%PERSON{s}
\KILLER/&
Football Player{|s}
{Man|Men}
Wom{an|en}
TV Personalit{y|ies}
Game Show Host{|s}
Politician{|s}
Priest{|s}
Preacher{|s}
\SCIENTIST/&
\DOCTOR/&
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/&
\NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/&
Unemployed \SCIENTIST/&
Student{|s}
Air Traffic Controller{|s}
\NATIONALITY Student{|s}
\ET/&
%AIRCRAFT
Airplane
Helicopter
Airship
Zepplin
GoodYear Blimp
Hot Air Balloon
Hang Glider
Helium Balloon
UFO
Jet Fighter
747
DC-10
%CELEB
\MCELEB
\FCELEB
%PLACE
Redwood City
Australia
Nevada
Austin, Texas
Magrathea
Outer Space
Memphis
England
San Francisco
Castro Street
San Jose
L.A.
New York
Orlando, Florida
Missouri
Middle Earth
The Shire
Barsoom
Planet Vulcan
Fremont Airport
Tokyo
Transylvania
Times Square
Wall Street
San Rafael
Israel
Beirut
Mordor
BBC television center
Dr. Who's Tardis
Stalingrad
Moscow
Poplar
Amsterdam
Manchester
Edinburgh
Red Square
Kremlin
Mimico
Hollywood
Daytona Beach
Salt Lake City
Mississauga
Majorca
Bangkok
Monte Carlo
Lisbon
Barrie
Nirvana
%MAIN
\CONST.\!
%INVOLVED
.\! -- \CELEB Reveals All
.\! -- \CELEB May Be Involved
.\! -- \CELEB Denies Involvement
.\! -- \CELEB Reveals From Retreat in \PLACE
%PROOF
\PHOTO
\PHOTO
.\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer Undeniable Proof
.\! -- \Conclusive Proof of \CELEB/ 's Controversial Theory
%PHOTO
.\! -- Exclusive Pictures Inside
.\! -- Photographic Evidence Offers Proof
.\! -- Artist's Rendering Inside
.\! -- Artist's Rendering of \CELEB/ 's Vision Inside
.\! -- Holographic Image Projected from \ET/ 's \UFFO Inside
.\! -- National Enquirer Photo Exclusive
%CONST
"Killer \KILLER/s From \PLANET \EAT/d My \BABY" \SAY/s \CELEB\PHOTO
"\CELEB Is Really \ET From \PLANET" \SAY/s \CELEB
"\CELEB Is Really \ET From \PLANET" \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s
\MCELEB and \FCELEB Secretly Wed in \PLACE, It's Official\PHOTO
Eating \FRUIT/s Can Give You \DISEASE, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s
"\ET/s From \PLANET Gave Me \DISEASE" \SAY/s \CELEB
"\FICTCHAR is for real".\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s come up with undeniable proof
"\MCELEB is really my father", \SAY/s \CELEB
"\FCELEB is really my mother", \SAY/s \CELEB
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s discover lost city of \PLACE
\CELEB \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s in drunken rampage
\PERSON, stoned on \DRUG, \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s
\CELEB Falls \NUMBER thousand feet out of \AIRCRAFT ... and survives
"\ET/s From \PLANET Landed In My Garden And \EAT/d \NUMBER \FRUIT/s" \SAY/s \CELEB
\FCELEB Gives birth to \NUMBER \BABY/s\INVOLVED
\RELIGION Monks report \UFFO Sighting in \PLACE\! "They Came From \PLANET!"\PROOF
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise \GHOST from \CELEB/ 's home in \PLACE
\BABY \KILL/d by Pet \KILLER\PHOTO
Amazing \MADNESS \KILLERX from \PLACE
"I Chopped My \RELATIVE To Death With \WEAPON/a" -- \PERSON
\PERSON Goes Berserk And \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON
\FCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With \MCELEB. "He Threatened Me With \WEAPON/a"
\MCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With \FCELEB. "She Threatened Me With \WEAPON/a"
\FRUIT/s Have \SPIRITUAL Powers, \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s\PROOF
\PERSON Sees Face Of \FICTCHAR In \FOOD/a
"Elvis Died From Eating \FRUIT/s", \SAY/s \CELEB\PROOF
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Produce \SPIRITUAL \KILLER Girl
\PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON,\!Then Is Acquitted By Jury
\NUMBER Years For \MADNESS \WEAPON Murderer. "I Would Do It Again" Says \CELEB
\PERSON Struck By Lightning -- \NUMBER Times
Jury Acquit Notorious \WEAPON Murderer From \PLACE
\MCELEB and \FCELEB Seen Together in \PLACE. "Is It Love?"
\PERSON/ 's Bizarre Claim: "\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Planted Mind Control Device In My Head"
"Does \FICTCHAR Exist?" \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer New Evidence
Travelling To \PLACE In A Stolen \AIRCRAFT -- \CELEB Tells All\PHOTO
"\FICTCHAR \EAT/d My \BABY", \SAY/s \PERSON
"\MCELEB is the Father Of My \BABY", \SAY/s \MADNESS \PERSON
"\FCELEB is the Mother Of My \BABY", \SAY/s \MCELEB\INVOLVED
\FCELEB Files Paternity Suit Against \FCELEB -- Claiming Sex Change
"I Am The Reincarnation of \FDEAD", \SAY/s \FCELEB
"I Am The Reincarnation of \MDEAD", \SAY/s \MCELEB
\SCIENTIST/s Discover \FCELEB Was Married to \MDEAD in Previous Life
"I spoke to \DCELEB through \FRUIT/a" \SAY/s \PERSON
"I Saw \DCELEB Alive and Well in \PLACE" \SAY/s \PERSON
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s resurrect \DCELEB\PROOF
In \MADNESS Rage, \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER, Self
"\CELEB Is Addicted to \DRUG"\PROOF
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