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- //->DDLFile
- // Produced by OvationPro at 7:51am 25th March 1997
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- "No problem says the electrical engineer as he jumps out of the car (Yeah I "
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- "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA "
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- "Written "
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- "explanation"
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- " of this joke is available on request."
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