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- The top 10 reasons why Bill Clinton won
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- 10. Better do-nothing-president than Bush or Perot.
- 9. Looks older and wiser by bleaching hair. Also, in order not to look
- like Quayle's age.
- 8. Only joined all white golf country club for the free umbrellas in
- the drinks.
- 7. First Elvis impersonator president.
- 6. Ambulance chasing wife would make a better looking First Lady.
- 5. The U.S. wont enter any more wars, so he wont have to dodge draft
- again. (even though draft is illegal now)
- 4. Good boy scout: helps old ladies cross the street even when they dont
- want to.
- 3. Gore will replace Quayle as the country's back-up quarterback.
- 2. Eats his Wheaties everyday.
- 1. Read my lips, I never inhaled.
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