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- The unified field theory of creation.
- by Tim Joseph
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- In the beginning there was Aristotle,
- And objects at rest tended to remain at rest,
- And objects in motion tended to come to rest,
- And soon everything was at rest,
- And God saw that it was boring.
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- Then God created Newton,
- And objects at rest tended to remain at rest,
- But objects in motion tended to remain in motion,
- And energy was conserved and momentum was
- conserved and matter was conserved,
- And God saw that it was conservative.
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- Then God created Einstein,
- And everything was relative,
- And fast things became short,
- And straight things became curved,
- And the universe was filled with inertial frames,
- And God saw that it was relatively general,
- but some of it was especially relative.
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- Then God created Bohr,
- And there was the principle,
- And the principle was quantum,
- And all things were quantified,
- But somethings were still relative,
- And God saw that it was confusing.
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- Then God was going to create Furgeson,
- And Furgeson would have unified,
- And he would have fielded a theory,
- And all would have been one,
- But it was the seventh day,
- So God rested,
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- And as we all know... objects at rest tend to remain at rest.
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- *** EOF
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