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- You might like to amaze and astound your lesser friend with this collection
- of command which gives UNIX an amazing insight into the ways of man.
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- Note that the '%' prompt indicates the C shell, while the '$' prompt
- indicates the Bourne shell. Go ahead and try some ...
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- % rm meese-ethics
- rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
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- % ar m God
- ar: God does not exist
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- % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
- Unmatched ".
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- % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
- Modifier failed.
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- % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
- Too many ('s.
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- % make love
- Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
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- % sleep with me
- bad character
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- % got a light?
- No match.
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- % man: why did you get a divorce?
- man:: Too many arguments.
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- % ^What is saccharine?
- Bad substitute.
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- % %blow
- %blow: No such job.
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- % \(-
- (-: Command not found.
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- $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
- no sense in pretending!
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- $ drink <bottle; opener
- bottle: cannot open
- opener: not found
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- $ mkdir matter; cat >matter
- matter: cannot create
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