ARM Club 1/ARM_CLUB_CD.iso/contents/sillies/silly8/R/Rules

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1.  The FEMALE always makes the Rules.
2.  The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3.  No MALE can possibly know all the Rules.
4.  If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the Rules, she must immediately
    change some or all of them.
5.  The FEMALE is never wrong.
6.  If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct
    result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
7.  If Rule 6 applies, the MALE must apologise IMMEDIATELY for causing the
    misunderstandsing.
8.  The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
9.  The MALE must NEVER change his mind without the expressed written consent
    of the FEMALE.
10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The MALE must remain calm at all times,unless the FEMALE wants him to be
    angry or upset.
12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether or not
    she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The MALE is expected to be a mind reader at all times.
14. The MALE who doesn't abide by the RULES can't take the heat, lacks
    backbone and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt tp document the RULES could result in bodily harm.
16. If the FEMALE has PMS, all the RULES are null and void.
17. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
18. The MALE must be ready at all times.

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