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- Genuine quotes from American science examination papers.
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- Bar magnets have North and South poles; Horseshoe magnets have East
- and West poles.
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- Before giving a blood transfusion, you must find out if the patient is
- Positive or Negative.
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- A triangle which has an angle of greater than 90 degrees is called an
- obscene triangle.
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- Asthma sufferers use an agoniser to give themselves medication.
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- Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the orgasm of the species.
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- Benjamin Franklin produced static electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
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- The three kinds of blood vessels are Veins, Arteries, and Caterpillars.
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- The cuckoo does not lay its own eggs; it uses some other bird's.
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- The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
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- A Circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.
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- Geometry teaches us how to bisex angles.
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- If conditions are unfavourable, bacteria go into a state of adolescence.
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- The dodo is a bird which became decent last century.
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- Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.
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- The Moon is a planet just like the Earth; only even deader.
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- Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
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- The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.
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- The Hookworm larva enters the body through the souls of the feet.
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- A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
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- The above was sent to me by someone from Digital equipment Corp. Massachussets.
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