Acorn User 1/AU_CD1.iso/internet/starterpak/!TTFN/Resources/nTaglines

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... 1024x768x256 - sounds like one *mean* woman!
... Answers on a postcard please to 10 Downing Street, London SW1.
... Sorry officer, I thought the amber light meant accelerate very quickly.
... Run for your life!!
... On second thoughts, lets not go to Camelot.  It is a silly place.
... Life. Hate it, or ignore it. You can't like it.
... Remington, shaves as close as a blade or we send the boys round.
... Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
... Take care of the pennies and the Inland Revenue will take care of the rest.
... When I grow up I want to be a message.
... Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
... Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
... Is knowledge knowable, and how do we know?
... Some men are wise - some are otherwise.
... Life, don't talk to me about life.
... Syntax is another name for conscience money.
... M-O-O-N and that spells Corn Pops.
... Flash Gordon exposed himself to all sorts of danger.
... In nuclear warfare all men are cremated equal.
... This tagline is freeware, no payment should be made for it's distribution.
... Hackers do it with bugs.
... James Dean taught Marc Bolan to drive.
... A trampoline is for cunning stunts, a truncheon for apprehending criminals
... My other neighbour is quiet.
... (((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))((((((FEELING))))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
... I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
... The truth is a virus.....
... If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
... Oh, I couldn't afford a whole new brain.
... Ok, we'll meet the meat.  That's cool!
... Wibble Wobble Fishcakes.
... I got two words for Van Gogh..'Say what?'.
... Message ends...Engage coffee making mode.
... The Eternal Triangle is usually right tangled.
... Can I stop typing in taglines now please?
... If you sold hats, babies would be born without heads.
... Life. Hate it, or ignore it. You can't like it.
... Live every day like it's your last, because someday you'll be right.
... There's nothing quite so wonderful as money.
... Pop Tarts. Perhaps the most disgusting thing you can put in a toaster.
... I was an atheist until I realised I was God.
... We all live in a yellow subroutine.
... "I see!" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
... "Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
... A pound of puppies; a college of cardinals; a bowl of weevils
... All you folks do not exist. My sysop types all this stuff in.
... Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.
... Cookie pieces contain NO calories, breakage leaks calories.
... DO NOT BEND, FOLD, STAPLE, OR IN ANY WAY MUTILATE THIS TAGLINE
... Don't believe in astrology. We Scorpios aren't taken in by such things.
... Even if you're not, be brave, no one can tell the difference.
... Eventually land east of San Andres fault will fall into the Atlantic.
... FANATIC: one enthusastic about something you don't care about.
... FLATTERY: telling a person exactly what he thinks of himself.
... File not found.  I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
... Get 'em by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow.
... Govt investigations contribute more to amusement than knowledge.
... Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response.
... Happiness: a perfume you can't give away without getting some yourself.
... Hey, don't ask me, I'm just an Anthropomorphic Personification.
... Hmmmmmm... I'm hearing those happy gurgly noises again! :-)
... I don't want to grow up, I won't grow up, you can't make me.
... I have 240 airconditioning in my car; 2 windows down at 40mph.
... I worked in a petshop and people kept asking how big I'll get.
... If Jack helped you off of a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?
... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
... If tennis elbow is painful, imagine suffering with tennis balls.
... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle em with bullsh*t.
... If you know how to organize things, you will know how to enjoy them.
... If you know, you're a genius. If you answer, you're awesome.
... Inside small problems a large problem struggles to get out.
... It's not so much how we stand as the direction we're moving.
... Journeys begin with a single step, and a decision to take it.
... Life shouldn't be an endless repetition of stale successes.
... Make a decision based solely on money, you've made a bad decision.
... Motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
... My economy: Hairline recession; waist inflation; deep depression.
... My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
... Neither Borrower Or Lender Be; routinely ignored by Congress.
... Never attribute to malice that which may be explained by stupidty.
... Never put off to tomorrow what you can wiggle out of today.
... No artist sees reality, if he did he wouldn't be an artist.
... Not genius, glory or love reflects the soul's greatness, it's kindness.
... Our Standard: Exellence; Our Goal: Perfection; Reality: Murphy.
... PARENT: Don't you understand English? HONEST CHILD: No, not fully!
... Play electronic games? You have too much time on your hands.
... President/VicePresident is undefined. Cannot divide by zero.
... Screenwriters apply character personalities like Post-It notes.
... Since you're going to die anyway, can we use you as a shield?
... Smell like fish? It's a dish.  Smell cologne, leave it alone.
... Star Wars: vehicle to Carrie Fisher, Hamil and Ford to fame.
... Starkle Starkle Little Twink What the hell you are I think?
... Television is so dull that children are doing their homework.
... The characters are confused, the motivations obscure...USGOVT.
... The mark of a true professional is giving more than you get.
... The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.
... The wise don't merely stalk their prey, they make the kill.
... There's no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
... Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
... Violence never solves anything, but it sure makes me feel good.
... Visa, Visa, Viso -> I shopped, I shopped, I ran out of cash.
... Want to know the heart and mind of America? Learn baseball.
... Wanted a pair of watch dogs, named the pups Timex and Rolex.
... We all have failures. The question is, what do we do with them?
... We spend billions on games of chance, not including weddings.
... When I get a better mouse trap built, mice will be an endangered species.
... When everything is relative, even relativity loses meaning.
... When you're 70 tomorrow's yesterday before you know it was today.
... Where do you find 100 talking invertebrates? The US Senate!
... Wishful thinking on your part doesn't constitute reality on mine.
... You've let the lawn go too far when it requires harvesting.
... Pets just die on you, where's the fun in that?
... After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!
... ((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))
... 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
... 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
... Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
... Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
... Become a programmer and never see the world!!
... Bored at 3:00 a.m.?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
... Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
... BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
... Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
... Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines!
... DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
... Documentation is for people who can't read.
... Don't blame me! I just test the thing!
... Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
... Hardware: The part you kick.
... Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
... I am not young enough to know everything.
... I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke.
... I entered this message just to use this tagline.
... I tried switching to gum but couldn't keep it lit
... I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
... If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure
... If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
... ILLITERATE?  Write for a free brochure...
... Is this yours?  Your dog left it on my lawn ...
... It's a great place, and the drinks are cold!
... KLEPTOMANIA!  Take something for it!
... Me, indecisive?  I don't think I am, do you?
... Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
... Misspelled?  Impossible. Error correcting modem!
... Never take a beer to a job interview.
... None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
... Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
... Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
... Profanity, the language computerists know.
... Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
... Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'
... Spill a drink on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels..
... Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
... The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
... This Tagline is for sale.  Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
... This tagline was reclaimed and is not yet stolen.
... Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
... We laughed, we sang, we danced far into the night.
... What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY!
... Where we operate at a 90ø angle to reality
... While the Lunatic dreams the Earth changes.
... Don't like these tags?? Steal your own.....
... Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
... "What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"
... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
... All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
... I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
... RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
... Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
... Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!
... A feature is a bug with seniority.
... "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
... RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
... If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
... MONEY TALKS ...   but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
... Become a programmer and never see the world!!
... Documentation is for people who can't read.
... Hardware: The part you kick.
... Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
... Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
... Profanity, the language programmers know.
... Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
... What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY!
... Laugh ?  I nearly paid the poll-tax
... 10 PRINT "Waiter, There's a bug in my LOOP": GOTO 10
... Even a blind pig stumbles across an acorn now and again.
... Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
... Smash forehead against keyboard to continue...
... I tried snorting coke...and almost DROWNED
... DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
... No man is an island. But some of us have long peninsulas.
... If flies couldn't fly, would they be called walks?
... Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
... Apple: "I know! Let's call it the Raincoat."
... As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
... Where's my 640Meg SIMM? I want to run Excel!
... Street Fighter II. Four disk game of ultimate boredom.
... This is your head..THiS iS yoUR HeAD On WindOwS.
... (A)bort (F)ail (C)reate a holographic image in plasma memory?
... NetWare does not have bugs, it has "Undocumented enhancements"
... WindowError:009 Horrible bug encountered. God knows what happened.
... WindowError:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.
... "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gate
... See that ZX81, That's your 486 DX 66 that is.
... See that LCD game, That's your VGA monitor that is
... See that Abacus, That's your hard drive that is.
... See that buzzer, That's your sound card that is.
... See that megaphone, That's your modem that is.
... See that slate, That's your keyboard that is.
... See that potti, That's your tower system that is.
... See that snail, That's your clock speed that is.
... <Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
... Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...
... 'Windows'. wipes away those stubborn BBS's !
... Oh no not again. That Holodeck is always breaking down. - Picard.
... Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright. Who has set your tail alight?
... Mr. Worf, set phasors on spin dry.
... 'Daddy, what does Format C: mean?'
... This is 1 FM. - Quick Mr. Worf close the bloomin' hailing frequencies.
... The Whispered Rule: People will believe anything if you whisper it.
... I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
... Hailing frequencies open Mr. Worf. - Hi, this is Steve Wright on 1 FM.
... 'E's an 'alibut.
... If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick first.
... "I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure."
... "I'll be back ;-)"
... And God said, "Let there be Windoze...and he rested on that day."
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table
... "Bother", said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he kicked hell out of his modem
... "Bother", said Pooh, as received his telephone bill
... "Bother", said Pooh, as his LAN manager went crackers
... "Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he failed the dope test.
... "Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he accidentally deleted his message base.
... "Bother", said Pooh, as the read/write heads flew across the room.
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his root directory.
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he saw "Filecore in use."
... "Shhh! The Christians think they are up here alone."..God
... A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
... A clean desk is a sign of a -sick- mind
... A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
... A clean disk is the sign of a warped drive.
... A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a very sick mind.
... A closed mouth gathers no feet
... A committee has 6 or more legs and no brain.
... A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
... A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.
... A little nookie never hurt anyone!
... A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice.
... A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago
... A single fact can spoil a good argument.
... A wise man once said.... I don't know...
... A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
... A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it.
... AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
... ASCII and ye shall receive.
... ASCII stupid question... get a stupid ANSI!
... After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!
... An ulcer is what you get mountain climbing over molehills
... Ancient Greeks made dolphin-killing punishable by death.
... Another nearly-full box of Smarties!!
... Anything not nailed down is a cat's toy
... Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
... Are you prepared to defend yourself?
... Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
... As I said before, I never repeat myself.
... As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716...
... As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
... Assumption is the mother of all screwups...
... BASIC isn't; C stands for Confusing...
... BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding.
... Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
... Bad command or file name!  Go stand in the corner.
... Be Nice to Your Enemies, It Drives Them Nuts.
... Be *excellent* to each other
... Beam me up, Scotty, This planet sucks!
... Beam me up, Scotty, but leave the others here.
... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
... Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear
... Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs.
... Beware of quantum ducks.       Quark!     Quark!
... Biography: One of the terrors of death.
... Blessed are the Greeks
... Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt.
... Boldly going Forward because we can't find Reverse!
... Boldly going where no modem has gone before...
... Brain: apparatus used to think we think.
... Break up a relationship - buy a computer!!
... C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
... CONgress (n) - Opposite of PROgress
... Can't learn to do it well? Learn to enjoy doing it badly!
... Captain, the UARTs won't take this Speed!
... Censorship is something ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ I do ÛÛÛ like!
... Children: Pure love contained in soft packages.
... Claravoiant meeting canceled due to unforseen events.
... Clones are people two.
... Closing on ship target.  Music on!  Fire away!
... Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
... Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
... Computers can never replace human stupidity.
... Constant change is here to stay.
... Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping.
... Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd.  All wights wesewved
... DOS Tip #3 : Don't use DOS.
... DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
... DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse
... Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean?
... Dammit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor!
... Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
... Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey, wait a minute
... Damn this hobby is expensive!
... Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat!
... Death is proven to be 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats.
... Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry ã.
... Did you know that no-one ever reads these things?
... Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
... Divers do it better under pressure.
... Divers do it deeper.
... Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
... Do unto others JUST BEFORE they do unto you!
... Does Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive?
... Does history record any case where a majority was right?
... Doing my part to preserve order in the universe
... Don't drink and park, accidents cause people
... Don't take life so seriously.  It won't last.
... Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
... Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo...
... Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
... Dumb luck beats sound planning every time.  Trust me.
... Eagles Soar!, but weasels arn't sucked into jets!
... Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!
... Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
... Error 216: Tagline out of paper
... Error closing BLOUSE.ZIP, insert floppies and retry.
... Every little BYTE helps
... Evil Grin #13  <<<<<GRIN>>>>>
... Exam is a four-letter word for torture...
... Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want
... Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies!
... Feet Smell?  Nose Run?  Hey, you're upside down!
... Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
... Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
... Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
... Happiness is a twit filter
... Happiness is finding special characters 


... Hard work never killed anyone but why take a risk?
... He's alive, Jim.  Should I shoot him again?
... He's dead Jim.  You get his tricorder,  I'll get his wallet
... He's got a magnet!!!  Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!!
... He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged.
... Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
... Help!  I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe.
... Hey!  Your Trakball is upside down!
... Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Steal me & join in the fun!
... Hire the morally handicapped
... Hold on - wait, maybe the answer's looking for you.
... Housework can kill you if done right.
... How come all the buttons keep flying off my shirt?
... How do frogs die?  Ker-mit suicide!
... Those of you who believe in telekinesis, raise MY hand!
... How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
... How's this for diplomacy?  Shoot them all!  --Kirk
... I Had A Life Once, Now I Have A Computer
... I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse!
... I Just can not resist a little fun along the way.  :-)
... I am. Therefore, I think.  I think.
... I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears.
... I call my computer Hole in the Desk
... I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot !
... I can't believe my computer's on fire.
... I could be arguing in my spare time.
... I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
... I don't steal taglines -- I replicate them.
... I hate making predictions; especially about the future!
... I idiot-proof my programs, but then along comes a bigger idiot.
... I know so little, but I know it fluently...
... I like Boolean logic. NOT!
... I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
... I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
... I tell them there's no problems...Only Solutions...
... I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not so sure.
... I want everything; do you have it??
... I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off....
... I wrote my own benchmark, my machine now runs at 500MHz
... I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money.
... I'll have what the guy on the floor is having...
... I'm an absolute, off-the-wall fanatical moderate.
... I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
... I'm in shape ... Round is a shape isn't it?
... I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
... I'm no stranger, just a friend you haven't met...
... I'm not a complete idiot ÄÄ several parts are missing.
... I'm not dead; I'm metabolically challenged.
... I'm not lost!  I'm locationally challenged.
... I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
... I'm not schizophrenic.  It's this guy beside me!
... I'm out of bed and dressed.  What more do you want?
... I'm spending a year dead for Tax Purposes
... I'm sure it's in the manual somewhere
... I'm the person your mother warned you about
... I'm too skeptical to deny the possibility of anything
... I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
... I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.1?
... I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called?
... I've used Basic so long, my brain has gonesub permanently
... If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
... If I save time, when do I get it back ?
... If I want your opinion I'll beat it from you
... If I were you, who'd be me?
... If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
... If it ain't broke, break it and charge for repair.
... If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
... If it's not broke, let me take a crack at it.
... If it's stupid, but it works, then it's not stupid.
... If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows.
... If the shoe fits, put it in your mouth.
... If there was a nuclear bombing, would I be alive to care?
... If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
... If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
... If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy.
... Illiterate?  Write for a free brochure!
... In case of fire, yell FIRE!
... Insanity is just a state of mind.
... Insanity doesn't just run in my family; it practically gallops
... Is this yours?  Your dog left it on my lawn...
... Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
... It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
... It is better to be brief than boring.
... It is fatal to live too long.
... It's a fine line between fishing & standing still
... It's not in the manual !!!!!
... It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
... It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
... Jesus saves...Passes to Moses..Shoots....Scores!
... Just another inmate in this ASYLUM!!!
... LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
... Laddie, ya think ya might like ta ... rephrase that?
... Last yur I kudnt spel modjerater now I are won.
... Law of Insurance and Taxes - Whatever goes up, stays up.
... Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it.
... Madness takes its toll - please have exact change
... Make Headlines..use a corduroy pillow....
... Make me an offer. I have a computer to support!!
... Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
... Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
... Mary had a little lamb.  The doctor was surprised.
... Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves!
... Memory is a thing we forget with.
... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
... Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
... Monday is the root of all evil!
... Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
... My hat covers my head.... Just like hair used to!!
... My haystack had no needle!
... My mother is NEVER on time! - Worf
... My reality check just bounced.
... Name:³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³ Rank:Þº³ºÛ³ºÝ³ Serial No:³ºÞº³º³Û³
... New strain of system-trashing virus : WINDOWS
... Noah!  Come quick!  There's water in the basement!
... Oh no, not another learning experience!
... Old age is better than the alternative.
... On the other hand..you have five different fingers
... Once you understand your computer it is obsolete
... One person's <grin> is another's <groan>.
... One way to better your lot is to do a lot better...
... Only in your dreams, Commander. þ Troi
... Our OS which art in CPU - RISCOS be thy name .....
... Our necessities are few but our wants are endless...
... Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees!
... Plasma is another matter.
... Please Tell Me if you Don't Get This Message
... Please recycle this tagline.  Once is not enough.
... Please think when you drink....
... Pound forehead on keyboard to continue.
... Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kinda neat....
... Proceed with Caution - Twisted Mind Under Construction!
... Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry.
... Quick! Close your mind!! Something might get in.
... Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down....
... Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
... Reduce brain fat.  Eat Moral Fiber.
... S met ing's hap ening t  my k ybo rd . .
... SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows NT
... STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work.
... SYSTEM ERROR:  press F13 to continue...
... Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away...
... Sane?  Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
... Set phasers on tickle!
... Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors!
... Shoot your program and put it out of its memory!
... Show me a sane man.  I'll cure him for you.
... Smile, but sharpen your knives.
... Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to.
... So many idiots... too few flame-throwers...
... So many lawyers, so few bullets.
... Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't.
... Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under...­
... Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane.
... Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
... Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
... Start slow and taper off.
... Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
... Tagline Lotto: ²²²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here for prize.
... The current death rate?  One per person, of course.
... The days of the digital watch are numbered
... The future is like the present, only longer.
... The future isn't what it used to be.
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... Unable to load REALITY.SYS -- Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA
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... User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.
... VCR's are a way to defeat time.....
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... What can you do at 3 AM?   Psssttt - got a modem??
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... REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Universe (Y/N/Q)
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... Huh? My keyboard doesn't have an "any" key...
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... GUT : God's Undiscovered Thoughts
... CAD : Can't Anybody Draw?
... CERN : Could Eventually Reveal Nothing
... LHC : Lacks Hard Currency
... LASER : Looking At Source Erases Retina
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... SSC : Spare any Small Change?
... CD-ROM : Compatible? Doesn't Run On Mine
... USAF : Usually Shooting At Friends
... ASCII : Another System Crash Is Imminent
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... BNFL : Buy No Fish Locally
... Violence is a lousy substitute for drugs and sex
... It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. -Voltaire-
... Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes...  -Red Dwarf-
... "Very Bad Idea" is quite possibly a registered trademark of Microsoft...
... What if there were no hypothetical questions?