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constructed a secret base on the moon
constructed a secret base on Mars
constructed a secret base in Milton Keynes
placed a listening device in your pants
put subliminal messages in the X-Files
sold their souls to Satan
taken the subliminal messages out of the X-Files
become born again Christians
built a secret network of underground motorways
joined the Moonies
pinned a "Kick me" note on Jeremy Paxman's back
invaded Poland
watched "Dr Strangelove" over a hundred times
spanked their monkey
spanked someone elses monkey
stolen the Defiant
cloned Captain Kirk
shagged Jenifer Aniston
kidnapped Ulrika Jonson
castrated Tom Cruise
told everyone the ending of "The Crying game" (She's a he!)
told everyone the ending of "ID4" (We Win!)
told everyone the ending of "the Usual Suspects" (Its him!)
told everyone the ending of "Seven" (She's in the box!)
told everyone the ending of "Twelve Monkeys" Part 1 (He changes nothing!)
told everyone the ending of "Twelve Monkeys" Part 2 (The boy is him!)
told everyone the ending of "Twelve Monkeys" Part 3 (He dies in the airport!)
told everyone the ending of "Star Wars:SE" (It's the same as the old one!)
gone to Rick's Cafe American
infiltrated the Masons
infiltrated the CIA
drugged you with LSD
taken control of world stock markets
put chlorine in the water supply
started playing Magic:The Gathering
stopped playing Magic:The Gathering
given up control of world stockmarkets
gained control of world stockmarkets
hired Chris Evans
sacked Chris Evans
bought shares in Manchester United
funded the next season of Baywatch
infiltrated Huntingdon Sewing Circle
destabilised a small country in South East Asia
made John Major PM
made Bill Clinton President
rereleased The Sound Of Music on Laserdisc