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take over the planet
supress freedom of speech
create a dictatorial government
annoy Tony Blair
start a thousand year reich
bring back Crossroads
blow up the Sun
borrow ten quid
turn everyone into Scotsmen
start World War III
end life on Earth
find the lost treasure of the templars
nuke Washington DC
ressurect Elvis
make spinach compulsory in schools
make a decent action movie
remake "It's a Wonderful Life"
remake "Casablanca"
remake "The Maltese Falcon"
remake "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"
remake "Ernest Goes to Camp"
find the Maltese Falcon
go on holiday
organise a piss up in a brewery
get laid
use Kylie Minogue as a sex toy
make Cricket an interesting sport
make Golf an interesting sport
make Snooker an interesting sport
reinstate Margaret Thatcher
find the Ark of the Covenant
kill all Trekkies
create holographic people
find out who shot Nice Guy Eddie
work out who Keiser Soze is
invade Grenada
invade Cuba
invade Vietnam
invade Kuwait
invade your pants
steal the Crown Jewels
get the Nazi Gold out of Switzerland
cover up government involvement in the J.F.K. assassination
cover up government involvement in the R.F.K. assassination
cover up government involvement in the Malcom X assassination
cover up government involvement in the John Lennon assassination
cover up government involvement in the Martin Luther King assassination
cover up government involvement in the assassination of J.R.
cover up government involvement in the assassination of Mr Burns
kill you
get medieval on your ass
torture enemy agents
find God
summon the Devil
make spinach edible
find the Holy Grail
destroy Edinburgh
destroy London
Destroy Wales
find Atlantis
find Lord Lucan
win the mid-week lottery
win the lottery
kill Commies
destroy all animal life
find Sid
find out if Dale Winton is gay
out John Major
out Tony Blair
out Jennifer Anniston
out Richard Madeley
wipe all copies of Star Trek : TNG
assassinate Milton William Cooper
assassinate Tony Pelham
make the Tories a viable party in Scotland again
make the Tories a viable party in Wales again
make the Tories a viable party in England again