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menu channel,nicklist {
  Extra Tools
  .-
  .Fun Stuff
  ..Slaps/Hits
  ...Slap $$1 : me Slaps $$1
  ...Bitch Slap $$1 :me Bitch Slaps $$1
  ...Trout $$1 :me slaps $$1 across the face with a Huge Trout **Whap!!**
  ...Turkey Leg $$1 :me rips a leg off of a Turkey that happenes to be walking by and Slaps $$1 with it.
  ...Ice Cubes $$1 :me tkes the ice tray out of the freezer and pelts $$1 with ice cube after ice cube.
  ...Burrito $$1 :me gets a burrito out of the freezer and wounders how the hot outside and still frozen middle will feel to $$1 as $me nukes it and shoves it up $$1 $+ 's ass.
  ...Bat $$1 :me Hits $$1 in the gut with a Baseball Bat **OOOFFF!!**
  ...Plastic Bat $$1 :me Beats $$1 senseless with a Plastic Baseball Bat and keeps beating $$1 even after the bat breaks.
  ...Hammer $$1 :me taps $$1 in the groin with a 5 pound sledge hammer **OW!!**
  ...Pliars $$1 :me picks up a pair of pliars and starts ripping body parts off of $$1 $+ .
  ...Ice Pick $$1 :me sticks an Ice pick in $$1 $+ 's eye, and look, it came out the back of $$1 $+ 's head
  ...Drill $$1 :me drills a few holes in $$1 $+ 's head and plants flowers.
  ...AOL CDs $$1 :me throws AOL CDs at $$1 frisbee style and watches them richochet off $$1 $+ 's head.
  ...Hi-Liter $$1 :me hits $$1 with a 8,13 Pink  Hi-Liter.
  ...Caddy $$1 :me Runs into $$1 with a big Caddy **Slam** and drives off Laughing **Ha Ha Ha Ha**
  ...Geo $$1 :me Picks up a Geo Metro and throws it on $$1 **SPLAT** Didn't want to mess up my Porsche :)
  ...9mm $$1 :me shoots $$1 right between the eyes with a 9mm and brains fly everywhere **EEEWWWW**
  ...Shotgun $$1 :me , Click-Click, Blows $$1 $+ 's head off with a sawed off shotgun **What a Mess !!**
  ...Axe $$1 :me swings the axe and another peice of $$1 flies off
  ...Used Condum $$1 :me hits $$1 with a used condum that he has filled up by using it 3 days in a row.
  ...-
  ...Trout $chan :me runs around # slapping everyone with a Trout.
  ...Axe $$chan :me runs around # choping body parts off of all # $+ 's members... Little remains of a once proud channel
  ...Chaingun $$chan :me opens up on # with an Army Surplus Chaingun **Ratt-tatt-tatt-tatt-tatt**
  ...Bomb $$chan :me lights the fuse on a stick of Dynamite and tosses it in #
  ...Tank $$chan :{
    if ($nick(#,0) >= 3) {
      var %nc = $rand(1,$calc($nick(#,0) - 3))
      me drives around # with a Sherman Laughing at each splat heard... $nick(#,%nc) **SPLAT** ... $nick(#,$calc(%nc + 1)) **SPLAT** ... $nick(#,$calc(%nc + 2)) **SPLAT** .......
    }
    else {
      me drives around # with a Sherman Laughing at each splat heard as he drives over members of #
    }
  }
  ...Nuke $$chan :me launches a Nuke at # .... He He, no one got away.. Good Riddance #
  ...Beat $$chan with $$1 :me beats everyone in # with $$1 $+ .
  ...Enter Action for $$1 :me $$?"What action do you want to perform?" $$1
  ..Other Fun Actions
  ...Hello
  ....Hello $$chan :say Hello # ... nice to be back
  ....WasUp to $$chan : say 8 ╗╗╗ 12Waaaaaas Uuuuuuuuuup # !! 8½½½
  ....Yo Homies $$chan :say 12Yooooo My Homies.... Good to be back in #
  ...Welcome
  ....Hello $$1 :say Hello and Welcome to # $$1 $2 $3 $4
  ....Colorful Welcome $$1 :say 0,1W8e9l11c13o10m7e 8,7 $$1 0,1 W8e9l11c13o10m7e
  ....Flowery Welcome $$1 :say 4 @3--9}3-- 12Welcome to Channel # 7 $$1 4 @3--9}3--
  ....Welcome Back $$1 :say 8 ╗╗╗ 12Welcome back7 $$1 12We missed you 8½½½
  ...Fun Alerts
  ....Alert $$1 : {
    say 4,0A0,4L4,0E0,4R4,0T8 ╗╗╗9 $$1 8½½½ 12is here 4,0A0,4L4,0E0,4R4,0T
    say 4Oh My God 12 What are they letting in # now?
    say 4Everyone RUN, Bolt your Doors. Keep you women and children safe.
    say 4The world is comming to an end.
    say 4,0A0,4L4,0E0,4R4,0T8 ╗╗╗9 $$1 8½½½ 12is here 4,0A0,4L4,0E0,4R4,0T
  }
  ....Warning $$1 :say 4,0 Warning!!  8 ╗╗╗9 $$1 8½½½ 12has entered # 4,0 Warning!! 
  ....Contamination Hazzard $$1 :{
    say 4,1 HAZZARD 8,7C7,8O8,7N7,8T8,7A7,8M8,7I7,8N8,7A7,8T8,7I7,8O8,7N4,1 HAZZARD 
    say 8 ╗╗╗9 $$1 8½½½ 4Is a Health Risk!!
    say 4,1 HAZZARD 8,7C7,8O8,7N7,8T8,7A7,8M8,7I7,8N8,7A7,8T8,7I7,8O8,7N4,1 HAZZARD 
  }
  ....Stupid $$1 :{
    say 1,4 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! EVERYONE LOOK HERE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
    say 4 Stupid People 8╗╗╗9 $$1 8½½½ 4Stupid People
    say 12 Are allowed in #
    say 1,4 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! EVERYONE LOOK HERE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
  }
  ...Bye
  ....Bye Biatch $$1 : say 8╗╗╗ 12Hey7 $$1 $2 $3 $4 12, See Ya Lata, BEATCH!!! 8½½½
  ....See Ya's $$1 : say 8╗╗╗ 12See Ya Lata7 $$1 $2 $3 $4 8½½½
  ....See Yall $$1 : say 8╗╗╗ 12See Yall Later7 $$1 $2 $3 $4 8½½½
  ....See Yall $$chan : say 8╗╗╗ 12See Yall Later7 # 8½½½
  ....Good Bye $$1 : say 8╗╗╗ 12Good Bye7 $$1 $2 $3 $4 8½½½
  ....Good Bye $$chan : say 8╗╗╗ 12Good Bye For Now7 # 8½½½
  ....Good Night $$1 :say Good Night $$1 $2 $3 $4 ... till we meet again
  ....Good Night $$chan :say Good Night # .. Parting is such Sweet Sorrow
  ...Nice
  ....Flowers $$1 :say 4 @3--9}3--4 @3--9}3--4 @3--9}3--4 @3--9}3-- 12Here are all these flowers, just for you7 $$1 $+ 12, to show how much 4I WUV U 12!! 4 @3--9}3--4 @3--9}3--4 @3--9}3--4 @3--9}3--
  ....Flowers $$chan :say 4 @3--9}3--4 @3--9}3--4 @3--9}3-- 7 # 12is Soooo Grrrreat... I Love Everyone in7 # 4 @3--9}3--4 @3--9}3--4 @3--9}3--
  ....Cheek Kiss $$1 :me Gives $$1 a Kiss on the cheek
  ....Kiss $$1 :me Gives $$1 a nice KISS
  ....Hot Kiss $$1 :me Bends $$1 over and Plants the Biggest, Longest, Wettest, Passionate, HOT Kiss ever *** $+ $$1 Pants for breath***
  ...Fun
  ....Dances $$1 :me dances with $$1
  ....Gets Down $$1 :me Gets Down with $$1
  ....Spin the Bottle $$1 :me Spins the bottle and kisses $$1
  ....Dancing w/Everyone $$chan :me Takes a spin with everyone in #
  ...Give
  ....Beer
  .....Beer $$1 :me Gives $$1 $2 $3 $4 a Beer
  .....Beer $$chan :me Buys a Beer for everyone in #
  .....Budwiser $$1 :me hands $$1 $2 $3 $4 an ice cold Budweiser
  .....Pabst $$1 :me buys $$1 $2 $3 $4 a Pabst Blue Ribbon
  .....Sam Adams $$1 :me shares his stash of Sam Adams Boston Lager with $$1 $2 $3 $4
  .....Michelob $$1 :me slides a Michelob down the bar to $$1 $2 $3 $4
  .....Coors $$1 :me Passes a Coors to $$1 $2 $3 $4
  .....Miller $$1 :me thinks $$1 $2 $3 $4 could use a Miller Genuine Draft
  .....Killians $$1 :me Buys $$1 $2 $3 $4 a Killians Irish Red
  .....O`Douls $$1 :me thinks $$1 $2 $3 $4 can't handle Alcohol, So O'Douls it is :)
  ....Skittles $$chan :me shares the 3,1R4a7i8n9b11o13w of 3,1S4k7i8t9t11l13e15s with #
  ....Starburst $$1 :me finds a 3,1S4t7a8r9b11u13r15s0t and gives it to $$1 $2 $3 $4 $+ , As long as it isn't open :)
  ....Flower $$1 :me give $$1 a 4 @3--9}3--
  ....Pat on Back $$1 :me gives $$1 a pat on the back.
  ....Thumbs Up $$1 :me gives $$1 $2 $3 $4 a Thumbs up... Nice ;)
  ....The Finger $$1 :me give the finger 15,1,0|15,, to $$1 $2 $3 $4
  ....The Finger $$chan :me gives the finget to # ... 15,1,0|15,, Fuck Off!!
  ....Joint $$1 :me passes the Joint to $$1
  ....Joint $$chan :me lights up a Joint and passes it around #
  ...Yourself
  ....Craters :me Craters
  ....Dances :me Does a little Dance
  ....Applauds :me Applauds
  ....Makes Love :me makes a little Love
  ....Gettin` Down :me Gets Down!!
  ....Gettin` Some:Me is busy Gettin` Some right now, Leave a message
  ....Gettin` Some (Almost):me Almost gets some.. Is looking around for another source :)
  ....Sex Cig :me Smokes one after Screwin` 8,1:7)0===4=15~
  ....Check Yourself:me checks to make sure all vital parts are still intact **Phew**
  ....Hides:me **Ducks down behind the counter**
  ....Runs:me Runs like the Wind
  ....Yawns (tired):me is tired and Yawns... Damn look at the hole that makes!
  ....Yawns (bored):me Yawns.. There is so much NOT going on in this channel.
  ....Enter an Action:me $$?"What action do you want to perform?"
  ..Jokes
  ...Insults...:say $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\insults.txt)
  ...Blondes:say 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\blondes.txt)
  ...You might be a Redneck if...:say 7[You might be a RedNeck If...] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\redneck.txt)
  ...Tips when moving South:say 7[Tips when moving South] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\movingsouth.txt)
  ...Getting OLD:say 7[You know your'e getting old when] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\gettingold.txt)
  ...If Men ran the World:say 7[If Men ran the World] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\menranworld.txt)
  ...Best of Rodney Dangerfield:say 7[Best of Rodney Dangerfield] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\bestofrd.txt)
  ...Politically Correct about Women:say 7[How to speek about Women and be Politically Correct] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\women.txt)
  ...Bumper Stickers:say 7[Bumper Stickers] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\bumper.txt)
  ...Just Thinking:say 7[I Was just thinking] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\justthink.txt)
  ...Job Interview No No's:say 7[On an Interview and you don't want the job...] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\nojob.txt)
  ...AOL Disks:say 7[Things to do with AOL disks] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\aol.txt)
  ...Your Mamma...:say 7 $1 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\yourmama.txt)
  ...One Liners:say 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\oneliners.txt)
  ...Dangerous Pick-up Lines:say 7[Pickup lines that may get you killed] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\pukill.txt)
  ...World's 25 Shortest Books:say 7[Worlds 25 Shortest Books] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\shortbooks.txt)
  ...Get rid of a Blind Date:say 7[Ways to get rid of a Blind Date] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\byedate.txt)
  ...Ways to Freak out your Room Mate:say 7[Ways to Freak out your roommate] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\freakoutrm.txt)
  ...Ways to have fun at Walmart:say 7[Ways to have fun at Walmart] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\walmart.txt)
  ...Technology for Country Folk:say 7[Technology for Country Folk] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\countrytech.txt)
  ...National Condom Week Slogans:say 7[National Condom Week Slogans] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\condomslogan.txt)
  ...Pickup Lines:say 7[World's Best Pickup Lines] 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\pickuplines.txt)
  ...Various Q&A:say 4 $read($mircdirsystem\funstuff\varqa.txt)
  ..Definitions
  ...AssHole $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖ass╖hole╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: ANUS
    say 2: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person
    say Asshole: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Bastard $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖bas╖tard╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: an illegitimate child
    say 2: something that is spurious, irregular, inferior, or of questionable origin
    say 3: an offensive or disagreeable person
    say - bas╖tard╖ly adjective
    say A Bastard: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Bitch $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖bitch╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals
    say 2: a lewd or immoral woman
    say 3: a COMPLIANT servant
    say My bitch: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Dirt $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖dirt╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: a filthy or soiling substance (as mud, dust, or grime)
    say 2: loose or packed soil or sand : EARTH
    say 3: something worthless
    say 4: a contemptible person
    say 5: an abject or filthy state : SQUALOR
    say ½½ $$1 ╗╗ is lower than dirt
  }
  ...Dweeb $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖dweeb╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: an unattractive, insignificant, or inept person
    say The Real dweeb: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Fat $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖fat╖
    say Function: adjective
    say Inflected Form(s): fat╖ter; fat╖test; fat╖ass
    say 1: notable for having an unusual amount of cellulite
    say 2: well filled out : THICK, BIG
    say 5: STUPID, FOOLISH
    say 6: being swollen
    say 7: easy to hit
    say - fat╖ness noun
    say A Fatass: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Feces $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖fe╖ces╖
    say Function: noun plural
    say 1: bodily waste discharged through the anus : EXCREMENT
    say Need we say more?: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Flatulent $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖flat╖u╖lent╖
    say Function: adjective
    say 1: marked by or affected with gas generated in the intestine or stomach
    say 2: likely to cause gas
    say 3: pompously or portentously overblown : INFLATED
    say - flat╖u╖lent╖ly adverb
    say Flatulent: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Funky $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖funky╖
    say Function: adjective
    say 1: having an offensive odor, FOUL
    say 2: having an earthly, unsophisticated style
    say 3: odd or quaint in apperance, lacking taste
    say Definately: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...HomoSexual $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖ho╖mo╖sex╖u╖al╖
    say Function: adjective
    say 1: a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
    say 2: involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex
    say Synonyms: homo, gay
    say A homosexual: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Idiot $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖id╖i╖ot╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: a person affected with idiocy
    say 2: a feebleminded person having a mental age not exceeding three years
    say 3: a foolish or stupid person
    say - idiot adjective
    say Does it have to be said?: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Incest $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖in╖cest╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: sexual intercourse between persons so closely related that they are forbidden by law to marry
    say 2: the statutory crime of such a relationship
    say The result of incest: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Lame $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖lame╖
    say Function: adjective
    say Inflected Form(s): lam╖er; lam╖est
    say 1: having a body part and especially a limb so disabled as to impair freedom of movement
    say 2: lacking needful or desirable substance : WEAK, INEFFECTUAL
    say 3 slang : not being in the know : SQUARE
    say A lamer: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Loser $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖los╖er╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: one that loses consistently
    say 2: one who is incompetent or unable to succeed
    say 3: one doomed to fail or disappoint
    say ½½ $$1 ╗╗ can't help it
  }
  ...Newbie $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖new╖bie╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: BEGINNER
    say 2: NOVICE
    say 3: a newcomer to cyberspace
    say Of Course: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Pig $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖pig╖
    say Function: noun
    say Usage: often attributive
    say 1: a young swine not yet sexually mature
    say 2: one that resembles a pig : UNKEMPT
    say 3: an animal related to or resembling the pig
    say - pig╖like  /-"lIk/ adjective
    say Pig: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Shit $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖shit╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: EXCREMENT
    say 2: an act of defecation
    say 3: NONSENSE, CRAP
    say 4: a worthless, offensive, or detestable person
    say - shit╖ty  /'shi-tE/ adjective, usually vulgar
    say Shit: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Slut $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖slut╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: chiefly British : a slovenly woman
    say 2: a promiscuous woman; especially : PROSTITUTE
    say 3: a saucy girl : MINX
    say - slut╖tish  /'sl&-tish/; slut╖ty  /'sl&-tE/ adjective
    say A slut: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Stupid $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖stu╖pid╖
    say Function: adjective
    say 1: slow of mind
    say 2: given to unintelligent decisions or acts
    say 3: acting in an unintelligent or careless manner
    say 4: lacking intelligence or reason
    say 5: marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : SENSELESS
    say 6: DULL, DENSE, CRASS, DUMB
    say - stu╖pid╖ly adverb / stu╖pid╖ness noun
    say Stupid: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ...Whore $$1 :{
    say [MPP] Definitions
    say ╖whore╖
    say Function: noun
    say 1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : PROSTITUTE
    say 2: a promiscuous or immoral woman
    say 3: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
    say 4: a venal or unscrupulous person
    say A whore: ½½ $$1 ╗╗
  }
  ..Funny/Fake Modes
  ...+FagKing $$1 :me sets mode: +FagKing $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...+Loser $$1 :me sets mode: +Loser $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...+Lamer $$1 :me sets mode: +Lamer $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...+Tard $$1 :me sets mode: +Tard $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...+Homo $$1 :me sets mode: +Homo $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...+Biatch $$1 :me sets mode: +Biatch $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...+Newbie $$1 :me sets mode: +NewBie $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...+Ban $$1 :me sets mode: +b $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...+(Enter Mode) $$1 :me sets mode: + $+ $$?"Enter your Fake mode" $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...-FagKing $$1 :me sets mode: -FagKing $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...-Loser $$1 :me sets mode: -Loser $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...-Lamer $$1 :me sets mode: -Lamer $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...-Tard $$1 :me sets mode: -Tard $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...-Homo $$1 :me sets mode: -Homo $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...-Biatch $$1 :me sets mode: -Biatch $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...-Newbie $$1 :me sets mode: -NewBie $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...-Ban $$1 :me sets mode: -b $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...-(Enter Mode) $$1 :me sets mode: - $+ $$?"Enter your Fake mode" $$1 $2 $3 $4 $5
  ...Kick (Reason) $$1 :me kicks  $$1 ( $+ $?"Enter your Fake Kick reason" $+ )
  .-
  .Slapper Script
  ..Abuse
  ...Stop Cryin':say god $$1 stop cryin'
  ...Stop Hatin':say god $$1 stop hatin'
  ...Hax:say $$1 is teh hax
  ...Never Miss:say $$1 never misses
  ...Locked On:say $$1 is locked on
  ...OGC:say $$1 is using ogc_cvs- $+ $asctime(yyyymmdd) $+ .tar.gz
  ...Wall:say $$1 = wallhack
  ...GG Creative:say $$1 good ha games ha creative
  ...Momizm:say $$1 = momizm
  ..-
  ..Actions
  ...Slap
  ....Trout:/me slaps $$1 with a large trout
  ....Wet Noodle:/me slaps $$1 with a wet noodle
  ....Moldy Jock Strap:/me slaps $$1 with a moldy jock strap
  ....Swift Kick:/me gives $$1 a swift kick upside the head
  ....Bitch Slap:/me b1tch slaps $$1
  ....Cock Slap:/me c0ck slaps $$1
  ...Challenge
  ....Q1DM:/me challenges $$1 to Q1DM - Come Get Some!
  ....Q2DM:/me challenges $$1 to Q2DM - Come Get Some!
  ....Q3DM:/me challenges $$1 to Q3DM - Come Get Some!
  ....ANY:/me challenges $$1 - Come Get Some!
  ....Whoop Ass:/me opens up a can of wh00p @$$ on $$1
  ...Other
  ....Beer:/me offers $$1 an ice cold beer.
  ....Icehouse:/me offers $$1 an ice cold Icehouse
  ....Foster's:/me offers $$1 an ice cold Foster's Lager
  ....-
  ....Fart Boy!:/me farts in $$1 $+ 's direction... peee-U!  go away fart boy!
  ....Shower Time!:/me smells something... peee-U!  time for $$1 to invest in lever 2000!
  ..-
  ..Funny
  ...Trout:me slaps $$1 around with a large trout.
  ...Smelly Trout:me slaps $$1 around a bit with the remains of a big Smelly Trout!
  ...Trout Reversal:me slaps a large trout around a bit with $$1 $+ , now you know how it feels.
  ...Trout Kick Ass:me grabs the trout from $$1 $+ , and kicks him/her in the balls, HOWS IT FEEL HUH?
  ...Bucket of Fish:me slaps $$1 around with a big bucket of fish.
  ...Acme Anvil:me drops an Acme Anvil on $$1 $+ .
  ...Glove:me slaps $$1 around with a glove.
  ...Armoured Glove:me slaps $$1 around with an armoured glove.
  ...Hacking:me hacks into $$1's computer and slaps $$1 up side the head with a rubber chicken!
  ...Freeze:me sends $$1 to the Artics in Upper Canada and lets $$1 freeze to death with the penguins!
  ...Wedgee:me runs up behind $$1 and gives him/her a wedgeeeeeeeeeee. Feel better NOW ?????
  ...Wedgee 2:me grabs $$1's underwear, pulls it over $$1's head.....   Now you look much better. The brown stain accentuates the shoes.
  ...Noodle:me slaps $$1 around a bit with a wet noddle.
  ...Vodka And Weed:me thinks the only way $$1 can look better is with a bottle of vodka and a joint.
  ...Bath:me thinks that $$1 REALLY needs a BATH..... :)
  ...Wake Up:me slaps $$1 to wake em up....
  ...Pillow:me slaps $$1 over the head with a fluffy pillow.
  ...Rubber Chicken:me slaps $$1 about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken.
  ...Walk Backwards:me slaps $$1's face so hard, $$1 has to walk backwards from now on to see where he/she is going.
  ...Brick:me slaps some sense into $$1 with a red brick.
  ...Sledge Hammer:me hits $$1 in the head with a sledge hammer and then hands $$1 an Aspirin!
  ...Goldfish:me gives $$1 a dozen GoldFish, who then takes them and swallows them, one by one.
  ...WetNoodle:me whips $$1 with a wet noodle!
  ...The Pill:me warns $$1 $+ , don't make the same mistake your parents did... use birth control.
  ...Hunter:say 4Deer season has opened!! | .timerhunter1 1 4 me stuffs $$1 into a deer suit and shoves him into the woods. | .timerhunter2 1 10 me  hears gunshots.. | .timerhunter3 1 14 me sees a hunter drag $$1's dead body out of the woods.
  ..Funny 2
  ...Pipe:me nails $$1 in the calves with an iron pipe.
  ...Baseball Bat:me pops $$1 in the side of the head with a baseball bat.
  ...Fork:me takes out a fork... | me approaches $$1 ... | me rams the fork up $$1's nose.
  ...Fire Hose:me slaps $$1 with a fire hose!
  ...Law Suit:me slaps $$1 with a huge law suit!
  ...Duck:me slaps $$1 with a great big, wet, 100% rubber DUCK!
  ...Fudge:me slaps $$1 with a gallon of hot fudge covered icecream topped with peanutbutter M&M's, runs over with a spoon and gives a devilish gleam.
  ...Squid:me slaps $$1 with a large squid... I hope you like seafood.
  ...Leg Pee:me says keep it up $$1 I'll pee on your leg!
  ...Boot:me shoves an old boot down $$1's throat just to keep $$1 quiet!
  ...Pillow:me Baps $$1 with a soft feather pillow full of drake feathers
  ...Butt Slap:me whips $$1 on the {{BUTT}} really  hard!!!
  ...Biteme:say HEY $$1!!: {{{{{{{ Bite Me }}}}}}}.
  ...ShutUp:me yells at $$1 Hey!!! Shut up or I'll rip your arm off and beat you with it!!!
  ...Chariot:me harnesses up $$1 as a horse to my Chariot and then drives you around the arena with a  Whip !!!
  ...BootyButt:me shakes (_/_)~(_I_)~(_\_)~(_I_)~(_/_)~ WOOOOOO at $$1 Kiss my Booty; You Crazy Fool!!!
  ...StompBug:me warns $$1 $+ , Careful, or I'll STOMP ya like a (:╧:) BUG!!
  ...Karate:me uses his karate and nails $$1 in the head.
  ...Feeling Lucky?:me asks $$1 do you feel lucky? Well do ya... punk?
  ...Lightning:me uses my super human powers and rains lightning down on $$1
  ...Messing With?:me doesn't think $$1 knows who they are messing with.
  ...Sneakin:me sneaks into $$1's place & replaces the computer with an 8088 processor with no sound card, no CD-Rom drive, a 20 Meg HD, 512k RAM, 1200 baud modem & a monochrome monitor!
  ...LSD:me sneakes over to $$1's house and puts some LSD into $$1's glass of Coke!
  ...ColdWater:me throws a bucket of ICE water over the toilet stall door and hits $$1!
  ...Male or Female?:me hates to be personal $$1 $+ , but are you male or female... It does make a difference.
  ..Funny 3
  ...Bricks: say $$1 dont make me fetch another brick. | .timerbricks1 1 1 me throws a brick at $$1. | .timerbricks2 1 2 me patches $$1 up with a band-aid 7(:::::[::::]:::::)6, "Be carefull next time you go walking into flying bricks"
  ...Hoe:me says: $$1 I will snap yo ass in a bear trap and leave you mutha fucking swinging in a tree so high nobody find j00 for days.
  ...Nuts:me kicks $$1 in da nuts.
  ...Large dildo:me slaps $$1 $+ . with a large dildo
  ...Punch:me hits $$1 so hard that his/her kids will be born dizzy!
  ...Run:me yells RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, $$1 is here. NEED I say more!!!!!!!
  ..Sick
  ...Skunk:me throws an irate skunk into $$1's lap
  ...Farm Sex:me says It's true what they tell me $$1. You can take the man out of the farm but you cant take the farm out of the man!!!! Now get off that sheep $$1
  ..Other
  ...Don't Start Something:say 1,4 1,8 ╨≡±'t ºtσ«t º≡mΩth∩±g Ñ≡ⁿ ⌐σ±'t f∩±∩ºh!! 1,4 =======>13 $$1
  ...CocaCola Cowboy:say $$1 $+ , you're just a Coca Cola Cowboy!
  ...Alt+F4:say To get instant ops, just press Alt+F4
  ..Insults
  ...Roses:me tellls $$1: Roses are red, violets are blue... I was made beautiful, what the hell happened to you?
  ...Face:me tells $$1 If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave my dog's ass and make him walk backwards.
  ...Corn Flakes:me tells $$1 Yep.  I'd say you're almost as interesting as the corn flakes I had for breakfast this morning.
  ...Subway:me tells $$1 $+ , the only difference between your mother and a subway is that not EVERYBODY has ridden a subway.
  ...Elevator:me says your mom is like an elevator $$1 $+ ; if you push the right button she'll go down on you!
  ...Shotgun:me says your mom is like a shotgun $$1 $+ ; one cock and she's ready to blow.
  ...Race Car:me says your mom is like a racecar $$1 $+ ; she can burn four rubbers in one night.
  ...Turn On:me says Yo moma is so fat $$1 anyone can turn her on.
  ...HoHoHo:me tells $$1 when I see a christmas card that says "Ho-Ho-Ho!" $$1 $+ , I know to address it to your mom.
  ...Full Of Shit:me says you remind me of a toilet bowl $$1 - fat, round, and full of shit.
  ...Small Dick:me tells $$1 $+ , your dick is so small that if they took it to court, they would have to throw it out for lack of evidence.
  ...Accent:me asks if that is an accent $$1 $+ , or is that your mouth just full of sperm?
  ...Your Dad:me says if I would had 10 bucks $$1 $+ , I could have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
  ...Light Switch:me says you're like a light switch $$1 $+ , even a little kid can turn you on.
  ...Babtized:me says to $$1 $+ , your mom is so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world!
  ...Chins:me tells $$1 $+ , your mom is so fat that she's got more chins than a chinese phone book
  ...Bath:me says your mom is so fat $$1 that you gotta grease the tub to get her in the bath!
  ...She Pays Me:me asks $$1 a favor. When you get a chance: would you tell your mom that starting tomorrow night, she is going to have to pay me. %logo
  ...Mom's Fat:say Your mom is so fat $$1 she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose.
  ..Nice
  ...BandAid:me patches $$1 up with a band-aid 7(:::::[::::]:::::)6, "Now you be carefull next time"
  ...Rose:me hands $$1 a rose 4@>3--'--,--
  ...Hug:me hugs $$1.
}