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; after the END.
;
; IMPORTANT: Make sure this file does not exceed 32k. You'll be able to
; go over a little, since it doesn't include this header.
; Also, no more than 1000 quotes may be entered here.
;
; Variables:
; @, #, $, %, &, *
;
; Variables can be set to any of the following:
; NOUN, PREP, EXCLAM, PLURAL, VERB, ADVERB, ADJ, NAME, PVERB, SNOUN,
; PLACE, TRANS, OBJ, NESS, PHRASE, PLVERB.
;
; To make an article, put a [ in front of the variable. Ex: [%
; an example of what [% might be is: "a car" or "an ear-canal"
;
; If you want to have the REAL character instead of a word, such as using
; a dollar sign in your sentence, then double the character.
;
; Pverbs will be generated automatically from verbs in addition to those
; you specify.
; Adverbs will also be generated automatically from adjectives in
; addition to those specified.
; Plurals will be made from nouns as well..
; The following line allows you to test one particular quote. Set the number
; to the quote you want, and un-comment the line by removing the semicolon.
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; The number below tells Quick-Quotes how many sentance structures are in
; here. It must be adjusted accordingly if you add any. This line is ignored
; in Quick_Quotes 3.2+. Remove the semicolon and make sure the number is
; accurate if you intend to use Quick-Quotes 3.1 or earlier.
; This number is totally ignored by "Non-Sequitur".
;:num=153
; Note that the "-" is all that's necessary below to seperate the sentence
; structures. The numbers are there for easy reference on a few of the
; quote structures...
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:%=noun
:@=adj
:$=adverb
May I borrow your %? Mine seems to
be @ $.
-
:@=verb
:#=adj
:$=noun
:%=plural
:&=verb
Never @ [# $ or else
the % will & you.
-
:@=noun
:#=adj
Where is my @? I need [#
:@=noun
@ right away.
-
:@=noun
I have [@.
-5
:@=noun
:#=adj
Ask not what your # @ can do for you,
but what you can do for your # @.
-
:@=name
:#=noun
:$=adj
[@ and his # are soon $.
-
:@=adj
:#=plural
:$=verb
:%=adj
:&=adj
The @ # $ their %
:@=plural
:#=noun
@. Oh the turning #.
-
:@=adj
:#=noun
:$=adj
:%=plural
:&=verb
:*=place
Ode to [@ #. Love in the turning
#. The $ % & throughout
the *.
-
:@=plural
:#=pverb
:$=plural
My @ are # with your $.
-10
:@=name
:#=adj
:$=noun
Ode to [# @. To be [@ or
not to be. That is the $.
-
:@=pverb
:#=adj
:$=noun
Stop @ my # $, please.
-
:@=noun
:#=noun
Neither [@ nor [# be.
-
:@=noun
Neither a borrower nor [@ be.
-
:@=noun
:#=adj
You shall know the @ and the @
shall make you #.
-15
:@=verb
:#=plural
Workers of the world, @! You have nothing
to lose but your #!
-
:@=noun
No thank you, I'm watching my @ intake.
-
:@=adj
:#=noun
Where is my attorney? I need [@
# right away.
-
:@=noun
:#=plural
This is your @. This is your @ on
#. Any questions?
-
:@=noun
:#=plural
:$=plural
This is your @. This is your @ on
#. Any $?
-20
:@=adverb
:#=adj
:$=noun
Walk @ and carry [# $.
-
:@=adj
:#=adj
Those who are @ will usually wind up #.
-
:@=pverb
Excuse me, why are you @ me?
-
:@=noun
:#=pverb
:$=noun
Hey, why is that @ # that $?
-
:@=noun
:#=pverb
:$=plural
Hey, why is that @ # those $?
-25
:@=noun
:#=pverb
:$=noun
Excuse me, why is your @ #
with my $?
-
:@=verb
:#=verb
No man is fit to @ another that cannot
# himself.
-
:@=verb
No man is fit to @ another that cannot
@ himself.
-
:#=verb
:$=noun
If I # my $, the rest will
take care of itself.
-
:@=plural
:#=verb
:$=verb
:%=noun
Never tell @ how to # things.
Tell them what to $, and they will surprise
you with their %.
-30
:@=adj
:#=noun
:$=verb
If I can't go back with my @ #,
I won't $ at all.
-
:@=name
:#=pverb
:$=noun
Hey @! Why are you #
with that $?
-
:@=adj
:#=name
:$=pverb
Hello you @ #, How are you $?
-
:@=name
:#=verb
:$=noun
:%=noun
@, # that $. Touch not a single %.
-
:@=plural
:#=adj
:$=noun
Into the valley of @ rode the
# $.
-35
:@=adj
:#=noun
:$=adj
:%=noun
What a liquid ditty floats to the @ #
that listens while she gloats on the $ %.
-
:@=verb
:#=plural
@ # no mortal ever dared to @ before.
-
:@=noun
:#=noun
:$=noun
:%=noun
:&=plural
They are neither @ nor #-
They are neither $ nor %-
They are &:
-
:@=noun
:#=adverb
Then the @ said "#"
-
:@=verb
:#=plural
:$=pverb
:%=adj
:&=noun
"Villains!" I shreeked, "@ no more! I admit the deed! -
Tear up the #! - Here, here! - Tis the $ of his
% &!"
-40
:@=verb
:#=verb
:$=verb
Oh god! What can I do? I @ - I # - I $!
-
:*=name
:@=verb
:#=noun
:$=noun
:%=snoun
:&=verb
*, @ that #. Touch not a single $.
In % it sheltered me, and I'll & it now.
:@=name
:#=noun
:$=noun
:%=verb
:&=verb
T'was my @'s # that placed it near his $,
:@=noun
There * let it %, thy @ shall & it not.
-
:@=adj
:#=noun
:$=pverb
My, my.. This @ # seems to be $
:@=adverb
:#=adj
:$=pverb
:%=place
:&=noun
:*=adverb
@. How can this be? After all, the #
& is $ * across the %.
-
:@=exclam
@!
-
:@=exclam
:#=place
:$=verb
:%=verb
:&=adj
:*=plural
@! People of the #, $! You can only
% your & *!
-45
:@=exclam
:#=adj
:$=noun
@! Thou art [# $!
-
:@=trans
:#=adj
:$=noun
:%=verb
:&=adverb
@ the # $ % &.
-
:@=plural
Oh, the tintanabulation of the @ @ @ @
@ @ @ @ @ @ @.
-
:@=exclam
:#=name
:$=verb
:%=verb
@! #! To $ or not to $, and to % the
:@=adj
:#=noun
:$=adv
:%=plural
@ # $, These are the %.
-
:@=verb
:#=adj
:$=noun
I @ the # $.
-50
:@=plural
:#=verb
:$=adverb
This is due to the fact that @ # $.
-
:@=plural
:#=verb
:$=adj
:%=plural
:&=adverb
And notice that @ # the $
% &.
-
:@=plural
:#=plural
Are we @ or are we #?
-
:@=adverb
:#=verb
:$=adverb
@ we # forth, $.
-
:@=plural
:#=verb
:$=plural
:%=verb
:&=adverb
:*=adverb
Did you know that it has been proven that
@ that # $ nearly always
% & and *?
-55
:@=pverb
:#=adj
:$=noun
Oh the @ # $.
-
:@=name
:#=exclam
Then the @ said, "#!"
-
:@=adj
:#=noun
:$=plural
:%=verb
Suddenly, [@ # appeared and
the $ started to %.
-
:@=verb
:#=noun
:$=adj
:%=adverb
I have but one thing to ask: What are you attempting
to @ with that #? It is
getting very $ %.
-
:@=pverb
:#=adverb
You seem to enjoy @ #. Why is this?
-60
:@=pverb
:#=adverb
:$=adj
:%=plural
:&=verb
:*=adverb
Are you sure that @ # will do any
good? The $ % & *.
-
:@=adj
:#=adj
:$=plural
Beware the @ # $,
they aren't what they appear to be.
-
:@=plural
Are we @ or aren't we?
-
:@=adj
:#=plural
There is a problem with the @ #:
-
:@=noun
:#=verb
:$=adverb
:%=adj
Where is my @? I need it to
# $. Isn't that %?
-65
:@=exclam
:#=pverb
:$=noun
@. Oh, the # $.
-
:@=plural
:#=verb
:$=adverb
:%=adverb
:&=prep
:*=place
How can this be? It seems that the @
# $ and % &
the *.
-
:@=adverb
@ we move along, move along.
-
:@=adverb
:#=verb
@ we # along, # along.
-
:@=verb
:#=noun
In the beginning, there was nothing to
@ with, so there was no #.
-70
:@=adj
Oh how @!
-
:@=adj
:#=plural
:$=verb
:%=prep
:&=obj
Did you know that @ #
usually $ % [&?
-
:@=adj
:#=plural
:$=verb
:%=adverb
It has been proven that @ #
always $ %.
-
:@=noun
:#=adj
:$=noun
:%=adj
:&=noun
There is only one @ worse than
[# $ and that is
[% &.
-
:@=noun
:#=ness
:$=noun
:%=ness
:&=noun
There is only one @ worse than
# of $ and that is
% of &.
-75
:@=plural
:#=place
:$=adj
:%=noun
Of the @ of this # man
cares most for $ intercourse,
yet he has left it out of his %.
-
:@=verb
:#=adj
Man prefers to @ what he
prefers to be #.
-
:@=plural
:#=noun
:$=noun
I had to set @ to
# in order to make a place
for $.
-
:@=noun
:#=noun
:$=adj
There nearly always is @ in #;
It's what drives men mad, being $.
-
:@=verb
:#=adj
:$=noun
:%=adverb
:&=plural
:*=verb
Never @ [# $
%, It can make & *.
-80
:@=adj
:#=noun
:$=adj
:%=adj
:&=adverb
:*=adj
What is it with the @ #?
The # is $ and %.
It is & *.
-
:@=adj
:#=plural
:$=adj
:%=plural
:&=adj
If it weren't for @ #, there would
be no $ %. It makes perfect
sense in [& way.
-
:@=adverb
:#=verb
:$=adj
:%=plural
:&=verb
:*=adverb
@ you must #. After all,
the $ % &
*.
-
:@=verb
:#=adj
:$=noun
:%=plural
:&=verb
:*=adverb
Don't @ the # $,
it can make % & *.
-
:@=phrase
:#=phrase
:$=adj
:%=place
:&=verb
@ and #,
through the $ % we &.
-85
:@=plverb
:#=name
:$=name
Whatever @ the # @
the $ of the #.
-
:@=noun
Will you be my @?
-
:@=verb
:#=plural
:$=adj
:%=adverb
:&=phrase
Always @ #. They can be $
% &.
-
:@=exclam
:#=name
:$=adj
:%=noun
@, #- You are [$ %.
-
:@=exclam
:#=name
:$=adj
:%=noun
@, #- Give me that $ %.
-90
:@=exclam
:#=name
:$=adj
:%=noun
:&=verb
@, #- & this $ %.
-
:@=adj
:#=plural
:$=adj
:%=plural
:&=adj
If it weren't for @ #, there would
be no $ %. Does that make sense?
-
:$=adj
:%=plural
What is wrong with the $ %?
-
:@=name
:#=adverb
:$=noun
:%=verb
:&=adj
:*=plural
Be careful with that, @!
It can % & * #.
-
:@=phrase
:#=name
:$=plural
:%=adverb
@, #, the $ must
be dealt with %.
-95
:@=plverb
:#=name
:$=plural
Whatever @ the # @
the $ of the #.
-
:@=name
:#=adj
:$=plural
What do you think this means:
@, there are # $.
-
:@=exclam
:#=name
:$=verb
:%=adj
:&=plural
@ #, $ the % &.
-
:@=adj
:#=adj
:$=adj
:%=noun
What is [@ # $ %?
-
:@=exclam
:#=adj
:$=adj
:%=noun
Look at the $ %.
#, ain't it? @!
-100
:@=adj
:#=plural
:$=adj
:%=name
Oh well, maybe we can sell the @ #
to some other $ %.
-
:@=noun
:#=adj
:$=verb
:%=verb
It's the # right of the @
to $ to % itself.
-
:@=noun
:#=name
@ is the #'s milk of politics.
-
:@=noun
:#=name
:%=noun
:$=plural
@ is the #'s % of $.
-
:%=noun
% is %.
-105
:@=noun
:#=pverb
:%=noun
@ is an instrument used for #
[%.
-
:@=noun
:#=noun
Every @ has a past, and every
# has a future.
-
:@=plverb
:#=plural
There is nothing that @ like #.
-
:@=verb
:#=verb
:$=pverb
:%=noun
Man has lost the capacity to @
and to #. He will end by
$ the %.
-
:@=verb
:#=plural
Science is the refusal to @ on the
basis of #.
-110
:@=noun
:#=verb
:$=noun
We have to live today by what @
we can # today and be ready
tomorrow to call it [$.
-
:@=noun
:#=noun
@ would end if the # could return.
-
:@=noun
:#=noun
:$=noun
:%=noun
@ is the highest type of #-
$ the highest type of %.
-
:@=noun
:#=adj
:$=adj
:%=adj
True @ resides in the capacity for
evaluation of #, $, and %
information.
-
:@=noun
:#=name
:$=plverb
The @ of [# is never completed until
he/she $.
-115
:@=plural
:#=adj
:$=plural
:%=adj
:&=plural
:*=verb
@ are # $ that only
% & *.
-
:@=adj
:#=adj
We forgot to make ourselves @
when we made ourselves #.
-
:@=noun
:#=plural
:$=noun
@ professors are suspect because whenever
# are in control, $ prevails.
-
:@=name
:#=adj
:$=plural
Every @ ought to be more #
than his $.
-
:@=noun
:#=noun
:$=plverb
[@ is someone whose #
$ itself.
-120
:@=noun
I determine who is [@.
-
:@=plural
:#=noun
Examine the @, not the #.
-
:@=noun
:#=plural
:$=adj
:%=plural
[@ is composed of twelve
# of $ %.
-
:@=ness
@ is what justice really is.
-
:@=verb
:#=place
:$=verb
If you aren't allowed to @
in #, then I don't want to
$ there.
-125
:@=adj
:#=plural
:$=adj
People need @ #, there are too
many $ ones.
-
:@=verb
:#=plural
:$=verb
:%=adj
:&=noun
:*=adj
We have yet to @ a single person who can, without
#, $ even the simplest % &
under * conditions.
-
:@=noun
:#=noun
:$=noun
:%=adj
:&=plural
The @ and the # are alike admired
for [$, and for the % &.
-
:@=noun
:#=noun
:$=verb
if you want the @ to be different than
the #, $ the #.
-
:@=verb
:#=noun
:$=plverb
:%=verb
:&=noun
:*=plverb
People who @ the # that $ them
usually % the & that * them.
-130
:@=name
:#=noun
:$=place
:%=pverb
:&=adj
:*=name
To the @ with [#, even if
the $ is %, there is nothing
more & than a visit to the *.
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:@=name
:#=noun
:$=plverb
[@ is someone whose #
$ itself.
-
:@=name
:#=noun
:$=adj
[@ is someone whose #
is $.
-
:@=noun
:#=plverb
[@ is something that # itself.
-
:@=plural
:#=adj
People need good @,
there are too many # ones.
-135
:@=noun
:#=noun
:$=adj
There is no greater @
than a # $.
-
:@=snoun
:#=adverb
:$=adverb
:%=adj
It is inconceivable that @ may be #
useful without being $ %.
-
:@=ness
:#=snoun
The price of @ is #.
-
:@=verb
:#=noun
:$=snoun
:%=noun
:&=snoun
A man who dares to @ one # of
$ has not discovered the
% of &.
-
:@=snoun
:#=adj
:$=noun
:%=noun
@ is the # $ of the %.
-140
:@=plural
:#=noun
:$=noun
:%=noun
:&=snoun
I have certainly known more @ destroyed by
the # to have [$ and [%
and to keep them in & than I have seen
:@=plural
:*=plural
destroyed by * and @.
-
:@=noun
:#=adj
:$=verb
:%=noun
[@ does # things, but there is one
thing it does not do; It does not $
its %.
-
:@=plural
:#=adj
:$=plural
@ make # $.
-
:@=adj
:#=noun
:$=snoun
:%=snoun
:&=adj
:*=noun
O @ # of $, if it
does indeed free us from
%'s most & *.
-
:@=snoun
:#=plural
:$=adj
:%=noun
:&=name
@ is the process whereby the human
race is getting rid of #, the
$ %, and &.
-145
:@=name
:#=noun
@: [# worshipper without the #.
-
:@=exclam
:#=exclam
:$=phrase
@! #! $! $! #!
-
:@=snoun
:#=adj
It is not true that @ is one
# thing after another- it's
one # thing over and over.
-
:@=plural
:#=verb
:$=snoun
:%=adj
:&=adj
:*=adj
@ are so called because they #
$. In % minds any & or *
:@=plverb
:#=adj
thing @ $, while in # minds
the familiar @ $ also.
-
:@=verb
:#=plural
:$=adverb
:%=name
:&=plverb
:*=plverb
I @ all # as $
as [% who & #
:@=adj
:#=snoun
* @ #.
-150
:@=plural
:#=plural
@ are for #.
-
:@=name
:#=noun
:$=noun
Dammit @, I'm [#
not [$!
-
:@=plural
:%=plural
:#=noun
:$=noun
:&=adj
:*=plural
Of the consideration of the @ and % -
of the prima mobilia of the & soul,
the * have failed to make room
for a # which, although obviously
:@=adj
:%=adj
:#=adj
existing as a @, %, # sentiment,
has been equally overlooked by all
the * who have preceeded them.
-
:@=plural
:#=noun
Know your @ and your
# will always come back to you.
:End
:End
:End
:End
:End