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THE WASHINGTON HIL-BILLIES
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(To be sung to the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies....)
Well....listen to my story 'bout the Prez and husband Bill...
Con'd the American public all the way to Capitol Hill.
Went looking for some suckers and who could they have been ?
Just plain 'ol American voters with a kinder chin.....
The kind of chin you'd like to rest your &$*#* on,
Special interest groups....
The NEA and the Unions
Well....the first thing ya know ol' Bill gave us a scare..
Hillary told ol' Bill...."Hey, Bill! Get out of Here!"
Said "this is my palace, and Gennifer lives over there..."
So he packed up his promises and cosmetics for his hair.
"No new taxes...."
"Just more of the old ones..."
Listen to my story 'bout a Prez and her man, Slick
He thought he was smokin' Camels and she thought she had a ____.
We never learn our lesson, though we're learnin' something
quick...
Bill's got a thing for BS'ing and Hillary's ankles are really
thick!
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Although, I can't the credit for the music, I will take credit
for the lyrics. But, hey.....
Write yur own! And one last thing...............
I didn't vote for that idiot. Can you find one person that did?
Oh..what the hay...
His nose isn't as big and red as Ted Kennedy's is....And his
"side-action" would make Hugh Hefner jealous.
-mike v.