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- Subject: Definitive Opcode List - (nf)
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- One collection of new opcodes was one that I collected for
- the Michigan Technic (at Univ. of Michigan) several years
- ago (which is probably where the person from U of M copied
- it from...) "The Technic Guide to Assembler Language"
- appeared in two parts and was the "best" of some 250 opcodes
- that I invented, got from friends, or found in various locations
- (from the library to East Engineering Bldg bathrooms) at the
- school. The list that follows contains most of them, and a
- few more that people here (at Intermetrics) have added to
- the list. Enjoy.
-
- Jeff Diewald
- Intermetrics, Inc.
- [!harpo, !ima]!inmet!jmd
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- MNEMONIC INSTRUCTION
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- AAC Alter All Commands
- AAR Alter at Random
- AB Add Backwards
- AFVC Add Finagle's Variable Constant
- AIB Attack Innocent Bystander
- AWTT Assemble with Tinker Toys
- BAC Branch to Alpha Centauri
- BAF Blow all Fuses
- BAFL Branch and Flush
- BBIL Branch on Burned-Out Indicator Light
- BBT Branch on Binary Tree
- BBW Branch Both Ways
- BCIL Branch Creating Infinite Loop
- BDC Break Down and Cry
- BDT Burn Data Tree
- BEW Branch Either Way
- BF Belch Fire
- BH Branch and Hang
- BMR Branch Multiple Registers
- BOB Branch on Bug
- BOD Beat on the Disk
- BOI Byte Operator Immediately
- BPDI Be Polite, Don't Interrupt
- BPO Branch on Power Off
- BRSS Branch on Sunspot
- BST Backspace and Stretch Tape
- BW Branch on Whim
- CBNC Close, but no Cigar
- CDC Close Disk Cover
- CDIOOAZ Calm Down, It's Only Ones and Zeroes
- CEMU Close Eyes and Monkey With User Space
- CH Create Havoc
- CLBR Clobber Register
- CLBRI Clobber Register Immediately
- CM Circulate Memory
- CMD Compare Meaningless Data
- CML Compute Meaning of Life
- CNB Cause Nervous Breakdown
- COLB Crash for Operator's Lunch Break
- CPPR Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
- CRASH Continue Running After Stop or Halt
- CRB Crash and Burn
- CRN Convert to Roman Numerals
- CS Crash System
- CSL Curse and Swear Loudly
- CU Convert to Unary
- CVG Convert to Garbage
- CWOM Complement Write-only Memory
- CZZC Convert Zone to Zip Code
- DBTP Drop Back Ten and Punt
- DBZ Divide by Zero
- DC Divide and Conquer
- DDC Dally During Calculations
- DLN Don't Look Now...
- DMNS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
- DMPE Decide to Major in Phys. Ed.
- DMPK Destroy Memory Protect Key
- DNPG Do Not Pass Go
- DO Divide and Overflow
- DOC Drive Operator Crazy
- DPMI Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent
- DPR Destroy Program
- DTC Destroy This Command
- DTE Decrement Telephone Extension
- DTVFL Destroy Third Variable From Left
- DW Destroy World
- EBB Edit and Blank Buffer
- ECO Electrocute Computer Operator
- EEOIFNO Execute Every Other Instruction From
- Now On
- EFD Emulate Frisbee Using Disk Pack
- EIAO Execute In Any Order
- EIOC Execute Invalid Op-code
- EMPC Emulate Pocket Calculator
- EMSE Edit and Mark Something Else
- ENF Emit Noxious Fumes
- EP Execute Programmer
- EPI Execute Programmer Immediately
- EROS Erase Read-only Storage
- EXOP Execute Operator
- EXPP Execute Political Prisoner
- FLI Flash Lights Impressively
- FSM Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
- FSRA Forms Skip and Run Away
- GCAR Get Correct Answer Regardless
- GDP Grin Defiantly at Programmer
- GFD Go Forth and Divide
- GFM Go Forth and Multiply
- HCF Halt and Catch Fire
- HCP Hide Central Processor
- IAE Ignore All Exceptions
- IBP Insert Bug and Proceed
- IIB Ignore Inquiry and Branch
- ISC Insert Sarcastic Comments
- JTZ Jump to Twilight Zone
- LAP Laugh At Programmer
- LCC Load and Clear Core
- LPA Lead Programmer Astray
- MAZ Multiply Answer by Zero
- MBR Multiply and be Fruitful
- MLR Move and Lose Record
- MW Malfunction Whenever
- MWAG Make Wild-Assed Guess
- MWT Malfunction Without Telling
- OML Obey Murphy's Laws
- P$*! Punch Obscenity
- PBC Print and Break Chain
- PD Play Dead
- PDSK Punch Disk
- PEHC Punch Extra Holes in Cards
- PFD Punt on Fourth Down
- PI Punch Invalid
- PNRP Print Nasty Replies to Programmer
- POCL Punch Out Console Lights
- POPI Punch Operator Immediately
- PVLC Punch Variable Length Card
- RA Randomize Answer
- RASC Read and Shred Card
- RCB Read Command Backwards
- RD Reverse Directions
- RDA Refuse to Disclose Answer
- RDB Run Disk Backwards
- RDS Read Sideways
- RIRG Read Inter-record Gap
- RLI Rotate Left Indefinitely
- ROC Randomize Op Codes
- ROO Rub Out Operator
- RPB Read Print and Blush
- RPM Read Programmer's Mind
- RRSGWSSNK Round and Round She Goes, Where
- She Stops, Nobody Knows
- RSD On Read Error Self-Destruct
- RSTOM Read From Store-only Memory
- RTS Return To Sender
- RWCR Rewind Card Reader
- SAI Skip All Instructions
- SAS Sit And Spin
- SCCA Short Circuit on Correct Answer
- SFH Set Flags to Half-mast
- SFT Stall For Time
- SHAB Shift a Bit
- SHABM Shift a Bit More
- SLP Sharpen Light Pen
- SMR Skip on Meaningless Result
- SOS Sign off, Stupid
- SOT Sit on a Tack
- SPS Set Panel Switches
- SPSW Scramble Program Status Word
- SQPC Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons
- SRDR Shift Right Double Ridiculous
- SRSD Seek Record and Scar Disk
- SRZ Subtract and Reset to Zero
- SSJ Select Stacker and Jam
- STA Store Anywhere
- STROM Store in Read-only Memory
- TARC Take Arithmetic Review Course
- TDB Transfer and Drop Bits
- TLO Turn Indicator Lights Off
- TN Take a Nap
- TPDH Tell Programmer to Do it Him/Herself
- TPF Turn Power Off
- TPN Turn Power On
- TTA Try, Try Again
- UCB Uncouple CPU and Branch
- UER Update and Erase Record
- ULDA Unload Accumulator
- UP Understand Program
- UPCI Update Card In Place
- WBT Water Binary Tree
- WEMG Write Eighteen Minute Gap
- WF Wait Forever
- WHFO Wait Until Hell Freezes Over
- WI Write Illegibly
- WPM Write Programmer's Mind
- WWLR Write Wrong-Length Record
- WSWW Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways
- XSP Execute Systems Programmer
- ZAR Zero Any Register
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