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- ╠AST MONTH WE PUBLISHED AN EXCHANGE OF MEMOS AT OUR FAVORITE COMPUTER
- COMPANY THAT RESULTED WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN THE PROGRAMMING
- DEPARTMENT.
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- ╫ORD HAS IT THAT THE RESULTING DARKNESS SPREAD TO THE ╥ESEARCH & ─EVELOPMENT
- ─EPARTMENT, RESULTING IN A FANTASTIC BREAKTHROUGH IN COMPUTING TECHNOLOGY.
- ┴LL OTHER PROJECTED UPGRADES TO THE 64 SERIES OF COMPUTERS ARE SUSPENDED
- AND THE NEW SERIES OF COMPUTERS HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED IN A PRESS RELEASE. ╫E
- ARE PROUD TO BE THE FIRST TO BRING YOU NEWS OF THE NEW SERIES OF COMPUTERS
- BASED ON THE 00:01 SERIES ├╨╒.
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- ╧╞╞╔├╔┴╠ ╨╥┼╙╙ ╥┼╠┼┴╙┼
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- ─┴╥╦64
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- ╘HE ─┴╥╦64 IS A TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH DESTINED TO ECLIPSE ALL COMPUTERS
- OPERATING IN THE LIGHT.
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- ╘HE ─┴╥╦64 RESULTS FROM STUDY, RESEARCH, AND DEVELOPMENT IN THE DARK. ╔T IS
- FASTER THAN ALL COMPUTERS OPERATING IN THE LIGHT BECAUSE DARK TRAVELS FASTER
- THAN LIGHT. ╘HIS HAS LONG BEEN SUSPECTED BY OUR TECHNICIANS WHO OFFER THE
- PROOF THAT BEFORE LIGHT REACHES ANYPLACE, DARK IS ALREADY THERE.
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- ╘HE ─┴╥╦64 USES THE NEWLY DISCOVERED SUBATOMIC PARTICLE, THE ─┴╥╦╧╞╞.
- ╥ESEARCH HAS DETERMINED THAT TWO ─┴╥╦╧╞╞S COMBINE TO FORM THE BASIC
- ELEMENTARY PARTICLE OF DARKNESS, THE ╨╔╘├╚─┴╥╦. ╘HREE ─┴╥╦╧╞╞S COMBINED FORM
- THE ELEMENTARY PARTICLE OF DARK MANAGEMENT, THE ┼╪┼┘═╧╥╧╬. ┴NY NUMBER OF
- COMBINED ┼╪┼┘═╧╥╧╬S FORM A ╠┼┴─═╧╥╧╬.
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- ╘HE ─┴╥╦64 REQUIRES VERY LITTLE POWER. ╙O LITTLE, IN FACT, THAT IT IS
- COMPLETELY POWERED BY A SINGLE ─┴╥╦ ├┼╠╠. ╘HE ─┴╥╦ ├┼╠╠ IS SIMILIAR TO A
- SOLAR CELL, BUT MORE EFFICIENT IN THAT IT CAN BE RECHARGED IN THE DARK AND
- IS NOT DEPENDANT ON LIGHT.
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- ┴ COMPLETE BUNDLED SOFTWARE PACKAGE, DEVELOPED IN OUR OWN ╙OFTWARE
- ╨ROGRAMMING ─EPARTMENT, COMES WITH EACH ─┴╥╦64. ╔T INCLUDES:
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- ─╧╙ (─ARK ╧PERATING ╙YSTEM)
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- ╠╒╬┴╥-├ (├OMPLEX ├ ├OMPILER)
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- ╬┴─┴ (A NEW OBJECT-ORIENTED PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE)
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- ─┴╥╦┬┴╙┼-╓ (A DARKBASED DATABASE THAT LEAVES NO TRACE OF ITSELF IN MEMORY OR
- ON DISK.)
- ╫╥╔╘┼─┴╥╦ (┴ WORD PROCESSOR BASED ON THE COMBINATION OF ─┴╥╦╧╞╞╙ CALLED AN
- ╧╪┘═╧╥╧╬.)
- ─┴╥╦╙╨┼╠╠ (ALLOWS YOU TO CREATE YOUR OWN WORD LIST AND CHECK YOUR ╫╥╔╘┼─┴╥╦
- SPELLING)
- ─┴╥╦╠╔╬╟ (A DARK BASIC COMPILER. ├AN COMPILE YOUR PROGRAMS TO A POINT WHERE
- THEY WILL NOT TAKE UP ANY ROOM ON YOUR DISK AT ALL)
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- ╙PECIAL HARDWARE FEATURES OF THE ─┴╥╦64 INCLUDE:
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- * ╨HANTOM MEMORY COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF SHADOW ╥┴═ WITH A HUGE ├┴├╚┼.
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- * ─┴╥╦╙╔─ CHIP. ┴ MULTI-VOICED SOUND CHIP THAT COMES WITH MANY DEMONSTRATION
- TUNES SUCH AS ─┴╥╦ ┼┘┼╙, ─┴╥╦ ╥┴╨╘╒╥┼, ═╧╧╬╠┼╙╙ ╙╧╬┴╘┴.
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- * ─┴╥╦╫┴╘├╚. ┴ TIMER CHIP BASED ON THE 28 DAY ╠╒╬┴╥ ├┘├╠┼. ╔TS BASIC TIME
- WILL BE STORED IN ╠╒╬┴╥ ╘╔├╦╙.
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- * ─┼─ ═ONITOR. ┴ FLAT SCREEN DISPLAY BASED ON THE ─ARK ┼MITTING ─IODE.
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- * ╬IGHT ╙HIFT. ┴ NEW CONCEPT IN SHIFT KEYS.
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- * ┌├╨╒. ┴ NEW ┌ BASED CHIP THAT ALLOWS YOU TO COMPUTE IN ─┴/┌/┼.
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- * ╘┼─ CHIP. A NEW VERY LOW POWERED CHIP BASED ON TH ╘OTALLY ┼NERGYLESS
- ─┴╥╦ PRINCIPLE. ┴LLOWS INSTANT COMMUNICATION IN ┌ERO ╘IME. ┴LL OF THIS IS
- BASED ON THE RESEARCH INTO THE THEORY OF ─┴╥╦ AND THE FACT THAT BECAUSE
- ─┴╥╦ IS ALREADY THERE YOUR COMUNICATION WILL ALSO BE THERE THE INSTANT
- YOU SEND IT. ╔T WILL ALLOW YOU TO COMMUNICATE INSTANTLY WITH ALL THE
- OTHER PROGRAMMERS WHO ARE WORKING TOTALLY IN THE DARK.
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- ─ON'T BE LEFT IN THE LIGHT. ╟ET A ─┴╥╦64 AND BE TOTALLY IN THE DARK.
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