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- ┴ RATHER SPURIOUS DOCUMENT CAME INTO OUR HANDS THAT IS CLAIMED TO BE AN
- AUTHENTIC EXCHANGE OF MESSAGES AT A COMPANY WE HAVE ALL GROWN TO VIEW WITH
- A SORT OF LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP. ╫E PASS IT ON FOR WHATEVER IT IS WORTH.
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- ─┴╘┼: ╩ANUARY 2
- ╘╧: ╨ROGRAM ─EPT. ═GR.
- FROM: ╙TAFF
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- ┴T 0900 A LIGHT BULB BURNED OUT ABOVE THE ─╧╙ PROGRAMMERS DESK. ╚E WAS BUSY
- AND ASKED ME, ┴ ├ LANGUAGE PROGRAMMER , TO TAKE CARE OF IT. ╔ HAVE DETERMINED
- THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE STILL THINKING PROCEDURALLY. ┴ PROPERLY DESIGNED LIGHT
- BULB OBJECT WOULD INHERIT A CHANGE METHOD FROM A GENERIC LIGHT BULB CLASS, SO
- ALL YOU SHOULD HAVE TO DO IS SEND IT A BULB CHANGE MESSGE.
- ┴FTER PONDERING THIS FOR A WHILE ╔ HAVE DETERMINED THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY A
- HARDWARE DEVICE PROBLEM AND SO HAVE PASSED IT ON TO YOU. ╔ WISH YOU PEOPLE
- WOULD STUDY MY MESSAGE AND HAVE THE PROPER DEPARTMENT DESIGN A BETTER BULB.
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- ─┴╘┼: ╩ANUARY 4
- ╘╧: ├ ╨ROGRAMMER
- ╞╥╧═: ╨ROGRAM ─EPT. ═GR.
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- ╞OUND YOUR MEMO OF 1/2 IN MY IN BASKET TODAY AND HAVE DEALT WITH IT.
- ╫E, THE STAFF MANAGERS, HAVE FORMED A TASK FORCE TO STUDY THE PROBLEM OF WHY
- LIGHT BULBS BURN OUT AND ASSESS WHAT WE, AS MANAGERS, CAN DO TO MAKE THE
- LIGHT BULBS WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER.
- ┴S AN INTERMEDIATE STEP WE HAVE PASSED ON YOUR PROBLEM TO THE REPAIR DEPT.
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- ─ATE: ╩ANUARY 6
- ╘╧: ╨ROGRAM ─EPT. ═GR.
- ╞╥╧═: ╥EPAIR ─EPT.
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- ╥ECEIVED YOUR MEMO IN INTEROFFICE MAIL TODAY CONCERNING THE HARDWARE PROBLEM
- IN THE PROGRAMMERS WORKROOM.
- ╫E HAVE ASSIGNED YOUR REQUEST AS ╙ERVICE ╧RDER #┴06┴. ╨LEASE USE THIS NUMBER
- FOR ANY FUTURE REFERENCE TO THIS PROBLEM.
- ┴S SOON AS A TECHNICAL SUPPORT PERSON BECOMES AVAILABLE THEY WILL BE ASSIGNED
- TO YOUR PROBLEM AND WILL CONTACT YOU.
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- ╔╬╘┼╥╧╞╞╔├┼ ═┼═╧
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- ─┴╘┼: ╩ANUARY 10
- ╘╧: ╨ROGRAM ─EPT. ═GR.
- ╞╥╧═: ╘ECH ╙UPPORT
- ╥┼: ╙.╧.#┴06┴
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- ╫E HAVE AN EXACT COPY OF THE LIGHT BULB HERE AND IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING FINE
- ON THE SYSTEM IN OUR OFFICE.
- ├AN YOU PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:
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- 1. ╫HAT KIND OF SYSTEM DO YOU HAVE ?
- 2. ╩UST EXACTLY HOW DARK IS IT WITHOUT THE BULB ?
- 3. ╘HERE COULD BE SEVERAL THINGS WRONG. ╚AVE YOU TRIED THE LIGHT SWITCH ?
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- ╫E WILL BE ABLE TO PROCEED WITH THE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM AS SOON AS YOU
- ANSWER THE ABOVE QUESTIONS IN TRIPLICATE AND ALSO SUBMIT A ╠IGHT BULB CHANGE
- REQUEST FORM.
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- ╘HIS IS ALL OF THE CORRESPONDENCE THAT WAS PASSED ON TO US. ┴S FAR AS WE KNOW
- THE PROGRAMMERS ARE STILL WORKING IN THE DARK.
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