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- 8 SYS10681
- 10 CO = 55849
- 15 SC = 1577
- 20 HH$="":FORX=1TO200:HH$=HH$+" ":NEXT
- 30 HH$=HH$+"[154]"
- 40 H2$="":FORX=1TO4:H2$=H2$+" [157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157][157]
- 50 [130]:H2$[178]H2$[170]"ONONONOPEN"
- 60 [151]53280,0:[151]53281,0: [151]646,14
- 70 [143]*INSULTER*BOB CHAPPEL*27/6/81
- 80 [143]
- 90 [143] MODIFIED BY LAMBERT KLEIN 6/5/89
- 100 J[178][187](0):[150][165]A(J)[178][181](20[172][187](1)[170]1):[141]620
- 110 [141]1770: [153]"";
- 120 [153]"(null)LENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENRIGHT$"
- 130 [153]"(null)"[166]22)"(null)";[166]16)"(null)"[166]22)"(null)"[166]16)"(null)"[166]22)"(null)"[166]16)"(null)";[166]22)"(null)"
- 140 [153]"MID$LENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLENLEN(null)"
- 150 [153]:[151]10837,0
- 160 L$[178]H$:B$[178]"":[153];H2$;"ON";
- 170 [161]H$:[139]H$[178]""[137]170
- 180 [139]H$[179][177]" "[167]200
- 190 [139][194](211)[177]15[167][153]:[153]"";
- 200 V[178][198](H$):[139](V[178]1[176]V[178]20)[175]B$[178]""[137]170
- 210 [139]V[178]20[167]V[178]157:H$[178]"CMD"
- 220 [139]V[178]13[167][153]"":[137]260
- 230 [153]H$;:[139]V[178]157[167]B$[178][200](B$,[195](B$)[171]1):[153]" CMD";:[137]170
- 240 [139]V[179][177]39[175]V[179][177]63[167]B$[178]B$[170]H$
- 250 [137]170
- 260 H$[178]B$[170]" ":L[178][195](H$):[139]TI$[179]"000600"[137]280
- 270 [153]"THANK HEAVENS, YOUR TIME IS UP;":K[178]39:TI$[178]"000000":[137]370
- 280 [143]
- 290 [151]10837,1
- 300 [139]L[177]60[167]K[178]42:[137]370
- 310 [139]H$[178]L$[167]K[178]43:[137]370
- 320 [143]**SPLIT INTO WORDS**
- 330 X[178]0:Z[178]1:[129]J[178]1[164]L
- 340 [139][202](H$,J,1)[178]" "[167][141]1990:Z[178]J[170]1
- 350 [130]:[141]2050
- 360 [143]**SELECT REPLY**
- 370 Z[178]L(K)[170][181](T(K)[172][187](0)):[139]Z[178]Z1[167]370
- 380 [143]**CONJUGATE**
- 390 Z1[178]Z:R$[178]R$(Z):[139][201](R$,1)[179][177]"*"[167]R$[178]R$[170]" ":[137]490
- 400 J$[178]" ":[139]F[177]X[137]480
- 410 [129]J1[178]F[164]X:T$[178]T$(J1)
- 425 [129] R[178]0[164]3:[141]2102 :[130]
- 427 [151]CO,RD
- 430 [129]J[178]1[164]B[169]2:[139]T$[178]D$(J)[167]T$[178]C$(J[170]1):[137]460
- 440 [139]T$[178]D$(J[170]1)[167]T$[178]C$(J):J[178]B
- 450 [130]J
- 460 [139]J1[178]X[175]T$[178]"I"[167]T$[178]"ME"
- 470 J$[178]J$[170]T$[170]" ":[130]J1
- 480 R$[178][200](R$,[195](R$)[171]1)[170]J$
- 490 [139]K[178]26[176]K[178]27[176]K[178]39[176]K[178]40[176][165]A(J)[179]16[137]520
- 500 [139][165]A(J)[179]18[167]R$[178]"YOU "[170]IA$([165]A(J))[170]" "[170]IN$([165]A(J))[170]","[170]R$:[137]520
- 510 R$[178]R$[170]", YOU "[170]IA$([165]A(J))[170]" "[170]IN$([165]A(J))[170]" "
- 520 X[178]0:Z[178]1:[129]J[178]1[164][195](R$)
- 530 [153]HH$
- 540 [129]X2[178]0[164]3:[151]CO[170]X2,X:R[178]X2: [141]2102:[130]
- 550 [139][202](R$,J,1)[178]" "[167]X[178]X[170]1:T$(X)[178][202](R$,Z,J[171]Z[170]1):Z[178]J[170]1
- 560 [130]:B$[178]"":[129]J[178]1[164]X:[139][195](B$)[177]34[167][153]B$:B$[178]""
- 570 B$[178]B$[170]T$(J):[130]:[153]B$;"CMD."
- 580 [139]Z1[178]127[176]Z1[178]128[167]H$[178]""
- 590 [153]" "
- 600 [137]110
- 610 [143]**INITIALIZE**
- 620 [153]"LOADRETURN":[153]"CMD";:L9[178][185](0)[171]5:[153]:[151]59468,12
- 630 A[178]40:B[178]16:C[178]142:D[178]43:E[178]30
- 640 [134]K$(A),C$(B),D$(B),R$(C),L(D),T(D),T$(E),U$(E)
- 650 [134]IA$(20),IN$(20)
- 660 [129]J[178]1[164]A:[135]K$(J):[130]
- 670 [129]J[178]1[164]B:[135]C$(J),D$(J):[130]
- 680 [129]J[178]1[164]C:[135]R$(J):[130]
- 690 [129]J[178]1[164]D:[135]L(J),T(J):[130]:TI$[178]"000000"
- 700 [129]J[178]1[164]20:[135]IA$(J):[130]:[129]J[178]1[164]20:[135]IN$(J):[130]
- 710 [153]"WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU ";IA$([165]A(J));" ";IN$([165]A(J));"?":[137]580
- 720 [143]**KEYWORDS**
- 730 [131]IM,IAM,ICANT,IWONT,IDONT,WANTA,WANTTO,IFEEL,CANI,CANTI,CANYOU
- 740 [131]DONTYOU,AREYOU,WHO,HOW,WHAT,WHERE,WHEN,WHY,YOUARE,YOURE,YOUR,YOU,MY
- 750 [131]SORRY,YE,NO,HATE,LOVE,THINK,DREAM,FRIEND,MONEY,IF,GREAT
- 760 [131]COMPUTER,FOOD,SHUTUP,GOODBYE,BYE
- 770 [143]**CONJUGATIONS**
- 780 [131]I,I,YOU,YOU,I'M,IM,YOU'RE,YOURE,MY,MY,YOUR,YOUR,AM,AM,ARE,ARE
- 790 [131]WAS,WAS,WERE,WERE,I'VE,IVE,YOU'VE,YOUVE,MYSELF,MYSELF
- 800 [131]YOURSELF,YOURSELF,ME,ME,YOU,YOU
- 810 [143]**REPLIES**
- 820 [131]WHO CARES IF YOU'RE*
- 830 [131]DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CARE WHETHER YOU'RE*
- 840 [131]BIG DEAL! SO YOU ARE*,I'M SURE GLAD THAT UNLIKE YOU I'M NOT*
- 850 [131]YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED THAT YOU ARE*
- 860 [131]I WOULDN'T EXPECT A CREEP LIKE YOU TO BE CAPABLE
- 870 [131]I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU EVER TRIED HARD TO*
- 880 [131]SEEING YOU I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU CAN'T*,WHY CAN'T YOU*
- 890 [131]I'M SUPPOSED TO WORRY THAT YOU WON'T*,I BET YOU CAN'T*
- 900 [131]TRUST A SLOB LIKE YOU NOT TO*,"SO YOU WON'T, SO WHO CARES
- 910 DATAIS THAT WHY YOU'VE COME CRAWLING FOR MY HELP
- 920 DATAYOU LOOK AS IF YOU COULDN'T*,MORE LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO*
- 930 DATATHAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD THIS YEAR,WELL I CAN*
- 940 DATAWOULD THE WORLD COLLAPSE IF YOU DID*
- 950 DATAI HOPE YOU NEVER GET A*,YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A*
- 960 DATAHERE'S HOPING YOU NEVER HAVE A*
- 970 DATAYEAH? I BET YOU'LL NEVER*
- 980 DATAHOW DISGUSTING,MAKE ME BARF LIKE A DOG
- 990 DATAI JUST LOVE FEELING*
- 1000 DATAYOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FEEL*,HOW DISTASTEFUL
- 1010 DATAYUKKKK!,EVERYONE BUT YOU CAN*
- 1020 DATAIT'S OBVIOUS FROM YOUR UGLY MOOSH WHY YOU'RE UNABLE TO*
- 1030 DATAIT'S OBVIOUS WHY YOU ARE UNABLE TO*,I DOUBT IF YOU COULD EVER*
- 1040 DATAMIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. I'M NOT TELLING YOU IF I CAN*
- 1050 DATAYOU'D BETTER BELIEVE THAT I CAN*,NOSE NOSE
- 1060 DATAWHEN YOU'VE GONE I MIGHT*,WHAT - ME*,YOU'RE JOKING! ME*
- 1070 DATAEAT YOUR HEART OUT.I'M NOT SAYING IF I AM*,I TELL NOBODY WHETHER I AM*
- 1080 DATAI'M NOT GOING TO TELL THE LIKES OF YOU WHETHER I AM*
- 1090 DATAWHO'S ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE,I'M THE BOSS & I DO THE ASKING DOG!
- 1100 DATANOW WHAT ANSWER COULD I GIVE TO OFFEND YOU,ARE YOU ALWAYS SO PRYING
- 1110 DATAYOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW,GET OFF MY BACK JACK.
- 1120 DATAEXPLAIN WHY YOU ASKED THAT,I WONDER HOW SMALL YOUR BRAIN IS
- 1130 DATAONLY IN YOUR DISEASED IMAGINATION AM I*
- 1140 DATAYOU MUST BE CRACKED TO THINK I AM*,WHAT SICK IDEA MAKES YOU THINK I AM*
- 1150 DATAI BET YOU WISH YOU WERE*
- 1160 DATAYOU CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME,I JUST LOVE YOUR TALKING ABOUT ME
- 1170 DATAIT'S CERTAINLY MORE INTERESTING TALKING ABOUT ME INSTEAD OF YOU
- 1180 DATAYOU'RE A VERY STRANGE PERSON AREN'T YOU
- 1190 DATAYOU MEAN YOU DO.
- 1200 DATAWHY THIS UNHEALTHY INTEREST IN MY*,WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN STUPID*
- 1210 DATAYOU SEEM DESPERATE TO KNOW ABOUT MY INSULTING*
- 1220 DATASO WHAT,WHO CARES,BIG DEAL.SO YOUR MAMA*
- 1230 DATASTOP STUTTERING,WHAT A CRAWLER YOU ARE,GET OFF YOUR KNEES WIMP
- 1240 DATAYOU WILL BE SORRY BY THE TIME I'VE FINISHED,THAT'S RIGHT - CRINGE AWAY
- 1250 DATABIGHEAD,CONCEITED,COCKY LITTLE CREEP,WHAT A LARGE MOUTH YOU HAVE
- 1260 DATAOVERCONFIDENT TWIT,BRAGGING BUFOON
- 1270 DATATRUST YOU,TYPICAL OF IDIOTS LIKE YOU
- 1280 DATANEGATIVE LITTLE TWERP,IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO SAY
- 1290 DATAAND WHY NOT,I THINK YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF SPELLING YES
- 1300 DATAI DETEST YOU AND YOU DETEST*,WELL SO WHAT? I HATE YOU
- 1310 DATAHOW STRANGE YOU ARE. I LOVE*
- 1320 DATATRUST YOU TO LOVE*,GOOD GRIEF!
- 1330 DATAA TYPICAL SUB-ADOLESCENT INFATUATION
- 1340 DATAJUST LIKE YOU TO THINK*,I'M NOT BOTHERED THAT YOU THINK*
- 1350 DATAI WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED YOU CAPABLE OF THOUGHT,HOW DREARY
- 1360 DATAI HOPE YOUR DREAMS ARE HORRIFIC,YOU SEEM A DREAMY PERSON
- 1370 DATAWHO WOULD BE SEEN DEAD IN YOUR DREAMS? FREDDY?
- 1380 DATAI TRUST YOU SUFFER FROM RECURRING DREAMS
- 1390 DATAYOU CERTAINLY LOOK LIKE A NIGHTMARE
- 1400 DATAWHO'D WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND,I BET YOU HAVE PLENTY OF ENEMIES
- 1410 DATANOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT YOU AS A FRIEND
- 1420 DATANICE PEOPLE LIKE ME HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
- 1430 DATAYOU LOOK BUM ,JUDGING BY YOUR CLOTHES YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAMP
- 1440 DATAMONEY AND FOOLS ARE SOON PARTED,YOU COULD DO WITH SOME NEW SHOES
- 1450 DATAI'M VERY VERY RICH
- 1460 DATAPIGS MIGHT FLY WHEN*,TRUST YOU TO HAVE AN EXCUSE
- 1470 DATA'GREAT' MEANING FAT FAMOUS OR WOW,CAN'T YOU SPEL - IT'S GRATE*
- 1480 DATAYOU'RE EXAGGERATING AGAIN WHEN YOU SAY GREAT*
- 1490 DATAWHAT A COINCIDENCE! GREAT IS HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE YOUR MENTAL WEAKNESS
- 1500 DATACOMPUTERS CAN'T CONVERSE LIKE ME,YOU'RE SCARED OF ME
- 1510 DATACOMPUTERS CAN THINK - UNLIKE YOU,COMPUTERS ARE BETTER THAN HUMANS
- 1520 DATAEVEN A COMPUTER COULDN'T HELP YOU,COMPUTERS RULE - O.K.
- 1530 DATAGREEDY GUTS, YOU LOOK AS IF YOU OVEREAT
- 1540 DATAWHAT ELSE DO YOU EAT BESIDES FOOD?,FOOD IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU.EAT SLIME.
- 1550 DATADON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP,YOU'RE ASKING FOR A FACELIFT
- 1560 DATACHARMING,OH TOUGH AREN'T WE. DUH
- 1570 DATA"PUSH OFF BEFORE I PUKE ON YOU; NEXT LOONY, PLEASE.
- 1580 [131]"IT'S BEEN TOTALLY BORING TALKING TO YOU. SHOVE OFF, NEXT CLOWN, PLEASE
- 1590 DATAYOU'RE SO BORING,ZZZZZZZ..,VERY INTERESTING DIMWITT
- 1600 DATAGO AND PLAY ON MICHIGAN AVE.,HA-HA.HARDY HAR HAR.
- 1610 DATAYOU DO SPOUT RUBBUSH,WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
- 1620 DATAGIVE IT A REST,WHY DON'T YOU STICK YOUR HEAD IN A TOILET.
- 1630 DATAYOU'VE GOT VERBAL DIARRHEA BY THE SOUND OF IT
- 1640 DATAYOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH FOR A LITTLE PERSON
- 1650 DATADON'T YOU KNOW ANY OTHER WORDS,QUIT JOCKING MOTOR MOUTH
- 1660 DATACHANGE THE RECORD
- 1670 REM**POINTERS TO REPLIES**
- 1680 DATA1,5,1,5,6,4,10,5,15,5,20,3,23,3,26,4,30,2,32,2,34,3,37,3,40,3,43,8
- 1690 DATA43,8,43,8,43,8,43,8,43,8,51,4,51,4,60,4,55,5,63,3,66,5
- 1700 DATA71,6,77,6,83,3,86,3,89,4,93,5,98,4,102,5,107,2,109,4,113,6
- 1710 DATA119,4,123,4,127,2,127,2,129,9,138,2,140,2
- 1720 DATAFILTHY,WHIMPY,SLIMY,CREEPY,IDIOTIC,STUPID,LOONY,BUG EATING
- 1730 DATABRAINLESS,THICK,UGLY,FAT,GEEKY,DENSE,STALE,BURNED OUT OLD
- 1740 DATASCATTERBRAINED,GORILLA-FACED,CROSS-EYED,GARBAGE FACE
- 1750 DATAAPE,TOAD,WORM,SNAKE,LUNATIC,MANIAC,BABOON,TWERP,TWIT,BARF-FACE,SWINE
- 1760 DATAPUNK,PRUNE,BUM,KNUCKLEHAD,PRIG,MAGGOT,MORON,DORK,CRACKBRAIN
- 1770 PRINT"";
- 1780 PRINT"[195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195][195]";
- 1790 PRINTTAB(30)"[215]"
- 1800 PRINTTAB(32)"[215]":PRINTTAB(34)"[215][155]"
- 1810 PRINTTAB(31)"[176][195][195][195][195][195][195][174]"
- 1820 PRINTTAB(31)"[221][176][195][195][195][195][174][221]
- 1830 [153][163]31)"(null)(null) (null)(null)LIST (null)(null)
- 1840 PRINTTAB(31)"[221][221][153][198][196][198][196][155][221][221]
- 1850 [153][163]31)"(null)/LENLENLENLENEXP(null)
- 1860 PRINTTAB(31)"[173][195][195][195][195][195][195][189]
- 1870 [153][163]31)"FREFREFREFREFREFREFREFRE"
- 1880 [153]""
- 1890 [153]" (null)
- 1900 PRINT" [206]"
- 1910 PRINT" [206] "
- 1920 PRINT" "
- 1930 PRINT"[158] @@@@@
- 1940 [153]" @ (null) (null) SYS@
- 1950 PRINT" [150] [171] [177] [179]"
- 1960 PRINT" [149] [205][169][162][223][146][206] "
- 1970 PRINT" [223] [146][169]
- 1980 [142]
- 1990 [139]J[179][178]Z[167][142]
- 2000 T$[178][202](H$,Z,J[171]Z):[129]J1[178][195](T$)[164]1[169][171]1:K[178][198]([202](T$,J1))
- 2010 [139]K[179]65[176]K[177]90[176]K[178]83[167][130]J1
- 2020 [139]J1[178]0[167][142]
- 2030 X[178]X[170]1:T$(X)[178]T$:U$(X)[178][200](T$,J1):T$(X[170]1)[178]""
- 2040 [142]
- 2050 [143]**FIND KEYWORD**
- 2060 [129]K[178]1[164]A:K$[178]K$(K):[129]J[178]1[164]X:T$[178]U$(J)
- 2070 [139]K$[178]T$[170]T$(J[170]1)[167]F[178]J[170]2:[137]2100
- 2080 [139]K$[178]T$[167]F[178]J[170]1:[137]2100
- 2090 [130]J,K
- 2100 [142]
- 2102 RD[178][187](0)[172]3[170]68
- 2103 [151]SC[170]R,RD:
- 2104 [142]
-