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- WHERE ARE THE CP/M VIRUSES?
-
- by
-
- James F. Taylor (JF.TAYLOR)
-
- The MS-DOS world is regularly rocked by lurid tales of diabolic
- hackers sequestered in deep, dark basements brewing and coding
- unspeakable horrors to release on an unsuspecting computer world.
-
- The current terror goes by the nom de code of the DataCrime Virus,
- more commonly referred to as the October 12 Virus.
-
- This insidious scourge, it's reported, lurks in the data systems
- (depending on whom you believe) of either 7 or 8 isolated systems used
- by large corporations or in EVERY computer in America including those
- lying quietly in their boxes on the dealers' shelves.
-
- Waiting, waiting, to spring forth on October 12 to wreck havoc by
- destroying FAT tables and directories and probably rendering
- unsuspecting computer users sterile and hopelessly addicted to the
- Gong Show.
-
- Makes a person really think.
-
- There are viruses for Macintoshes, for IBM compatibles, probably
- even for Commodore 64s and 128s.
-
- But where are the CP/M viruses? Why have we been slighted?
-
- I think there are a couple of reasons why:
-
- 1. Nobody cares anymore.
-
- I'm sure that many of those sweet, slobbering miscreants out there
- think that CP/M is obsolete and that nobody except for a few
- technoperverts even bothers with it anymore. Of course, this is true,
- that's why no new software has been written for CP/M in centuries.
- QL41, NZ-COM and PBBS are the abberent fantasies of people who can't
- afford "real" computers.
-
- 2. The so-called "Hackers" aren't good enough.
-
- According to my programmer friends, when you're limited to 64K you
- have to write code that is tight, efficient and "more elegant" than
- when you have the 640K plus of Big Blue and the others to fill up with
- sloppy work habits. Maybe these Bozos don't have the talent and skill
- necessary to create something small enough yet dangerous enough to do
- any real harm.
-
- 3. They're afraid of CP/M.
-
- What is the real purpose of those who write and distribute viruses?
- To flaunt authority and piss people off. It is the same attitude as
- those teenage idiots who get wasted on a single beer and think it's
- cool to destroy playgrounds used by innocent little children; who
- don't have the guts or talent for real crime and instead prove their
- limited Manhoods by picking on those who can't fight back. Software
- terrorists with the same bravado as those other terrorists who bravely
- attack women, children and buses rather than go after Seals or Green
- Berets who'd eat them for breakfast.
-
- Like the Green Berets, CP/M can fight back. Pound for pound, CP/M
- users are almost obscenely more involved with their systems than any
- other computer user. In CP/M you find bleary-eyed zealots hunched
- over their keyboards with cases of Classic Coke painstakingly tweaking
- individual bits in a neverending quest to make their programs smaller,
- faster, sleeker. Not the kind of folks to stand by and have
- electronic sand kicked in their faces.
-
- A Challenge
-
- OK, you virus wimps, you think you're so hot, so slick because you
- can bring terror to a multi-billion dollar industry. Let's see you
- create a virus for CP/M that'll make us scared.
-
- Try and bring us down and we'll kick your electronic asses and hang
- you by your trackballs for all the world to see.
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- JIM TAYLOR is a deranged, paranoid essayist who writes about
- computers, photography, money and whatever suits him.
-
- Attention Publishers: reprint rights available at reasonable rates,
- easy credit terms. Contact: Jim Taylor, PO Box 642, Newington, CT
- 06111
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- Copyright 1990 James F. Taylor
- All rights reserved
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