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DEEP SPACE: "Rules of Acquisition" - 09/03/93 - TEASER 5.
8 CONTINUED:
PEL
Gramilian Sand Peas. They inhibit
secretion of the salivary glands
while drying out the tissues of the
tongue. Works every time. You
replace your complimentary dishes of
lokar beans with sand peas and you
won't be able to fill your customers'
glasses fast enough.
Sounds good to Quark. He studies Pel.
QUARK
What's your name again?
PEL
Pel... so what do you think about my
idea?
QUARK
I think I agree with the fifty-ninth
Rule of Acquisition, "Free advice is
seldom cheap."
PEL
True, but the twenty-second rule
says, "A wise man can hear profit in
the wind."
QUARK
(touche)
I see you know your Rules.
PEL
All two hundred and eighty-five of
them. And the various commentaries
as well.
(a beat)
I don't plan on being a waiter
forever.
ROM
Good. Then you're fired.
QUARK
Shut up, Rom.
(to Pel)
When it comes to business, my brother
has the weak little lobes of a female.
(a beat)
So what made you take a job here at
the station?