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If you want a place in the sun you must leave the shade of the family tree.
If you don't know where you are going, you may miss it when you get there.
The best way to get ahead and stay ahead is to use your head.
Maybe money does talk, but those people who know how to keep it don't.
Middle age is the time of life when your head says yes but your body says no.
The alarm clock is an evil device that makes people rise and whine.
How do you know what you look like when you're asleep?
Turtles make headway only when they stick their necks out.
I have found that nothing written in fine print is ever good news.
it is a cheering thought to think that god is on the side of the best digestion
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Be careful what you wish for. It may come true.
It was the best of times it was the worst of times.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
The more things change the more they remain the same.
To be or not to be, that is the question.
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
We'll show you too some elders of the town. Whose only joy is to put joy down.
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
When I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half rude.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
I want to see you shoot the way you shout.
Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit.
Don't talk about yourself, it will be done when you leave.
An honest man, that is not quite sober, has nothing to fear.
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.
All would live long, but none would be old.
No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year.
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
Growing old is more like a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
I wish you all sorts of prosperity, with a little more taste.
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
I have been in love, and in debt, and in drink, this many and many a year.
We are never happy: we can only remember that we were so once.
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
In America people never obey people, they obey justice, or the law.
The cinema is not a slice of life but a piece of cake.
I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
The English never abolish anything. They put it in cold storage.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Every new generation is a fresh invasion of savages.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
As for doing good, that is one of the professions that are full.
No people do so much harm as those who go about doing good.
What parish priest would not like to be Pope?
It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Ours is the only country deliberately founded on a good idea.
There is nothing wrong with America that together we can't fix.
The United States has to move very fast to even stand still.
This is a message from your Boss. Stop playing games and get back to work.
A city with all the personality of a paper cup.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.
Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.
Indeed, you won the elections, but I won the count.
A writer is rarely so well inspired as when he talks about himself.
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.
It is in the ability to deceive oneself that one shows the greatest talent.
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
If it isn't true at least it's a happy invention.
We may be willing to tell a story twice, never to hear it more than once.
He seems determined to make a trumpet sound like a tin whistle.
The purpose of getting power is to be able to give it away.
If they come for me in the morning, they will come for you at night.
Anger is one of the sinews of the soul; he that lacks it has a maimed mind.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
Nothing in the world annoys a man more than not being taken seriously.
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to be on your own.
One can acquire everything in solitude except character.
Perhaps even one's feelings get tired, when one is alone with oneself.
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
It is the best of all trades to make songs, and the second best to sing them.
I would rather be remembered by a song than by a victory.
Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts.
Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt.
What orators lack in depth they make up to you in length.
He rose without a friend, and sat down without an enemy.
You know very well that after a certain age a man has only one speech.
Games are for people who can neither read nor think.
They are trying to make me into a fixed star. I am an irregular planet.
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.
Oh! Death will find me long before I tire Of watching you.
The state includes the dead, the living, and the coming generations.
The word state is identical with the word war.
If the state is strong, it crushes us. If it is weak, we perish.
I can resist anything but temptation.
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
If we all wore crowns the kings would go bare headed.
The weak have one weapon: the errors of those who think they are strong.
Study to be quiet, and to do your own business.
We see things not as they are, but as we are.
One does not love a place less for having suffered in it.
If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf.
It was beautiful and simple as all truly great swindles are.
Cheat me in the price, but not in the goods.
Everyone has talent at twenty five. The difficulty is to have it at fifty.
What would the world do without tea? How did it exist?
I owe a lot to my teachers and mean to pay them back some day.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
After seeing Rambo last night I know what to do next time this happens.
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
We begin to live when we have conceived life as a tragedy.
To be really cosmopolitan a man must be at home even in his own country.
We are in the midst of a cold war which is getting warmer.
Her beauty was sold for an old man's gold, She's a bird in a gilded cage.
The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or a woman.
To err is human. To really foul up takes a computer.
The world will never starve for wonders; but only for want of wonder.
Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was put up.
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
My little horse must think it queer To stop without a farmhouse near.
The grass will grow in the streets of a hundred cities.
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Death is the side of life which is turned away from us.
I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world.
There it was, word for word, The poem that took the place of a mountain.
In the world of words, the imagination is one of the forces of nature.
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.
It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.
More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of all wars.
I hear a sudden cry of pain! There is a rabbit in a snare.
There are people who have money and people who are rich.
As long as you know that most men are like children you know everything.
Hire a teenager while he still knows everything.
My best friend went to Hell and all I got was this lousy tee shirt.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
He will lie even when it is inconvenient, the sign of the true artist.
I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
The people are that part of the state which does not know what it wants.
When people are old enough to know better they are old enough to do worse.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
My forties are the best time I have ever gone through.
Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
Men who make money rarely saunter; men who save money rarely swagger.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
Some people are discovered. Others are found out.
I do not see any good reason why the devil should have all the good tunes.
The English may not like music but they absolutely love the noise it makes.
All things are artificial, for nature is the art of God.
Half the time when men think they are talking business they are wasting time.
Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
There is no class of person more moved by hate than the motorist.
All human life is here, but the Holy Ghost seems to be somewhere else.
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
Some people think that whatever is done solemnly must make sense.
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.
One change leaves the way open for the introduction of others.
Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better.
Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order.
We must have a weak spot or two in a character before we can love it much.
There is nothing new in the world except the history you do not know.
Ancient histories are but fables that have been agreed upon.
I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
I want a movie that starts with an earthquake and works up to a climax.
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in.
Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you.
Fame is something which must be won; honor is something which must not be lost.
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Take hope from the heart of man and you make him a beast of prey.
Nothing does as much for the insides of a man than the outsides of a horse.
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
Hospitality consists in a little fire, a little food, and an immense quiet.
It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing. I used to be a good boy.
I have found men more kind than I expected, and less just.
Even a tax gatherer must find his feelings rather worked upon at times.
Human affairs are not serious, but they have to be taken seriously.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
There is no such thing as bad bread when you have a good appetite.
This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
If you like sausage or computer software, don't watch it being made!
If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
We only confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no big ones.
Before confession, be perfectly sure that you do not wish to be forgiven.
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
That so few now dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of the time.
Conscience: the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
Conscience is, in most men, an anticipation of the opinion of others.
Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics.
It is not much matter which we say, but mind, we must all say the same.
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men.
Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull.
We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we bore.
As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far country.
I don't pretend to understand the universe, it is a great deal bigger than I am.
I have no relish for the country; it is a kind of healthy grave.
She got her good looks from her father he's a plastic surgeon.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Light, God's eldest daughter, is a principal beauty in a building.
You raise your voice when you should reinforce your argument.
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Security is a game in which the final goal is never quite in reach.
Nuclear weapons are not in my line; unfortunately I am in their line.
Come on you sons of bitches! Do you want to live for ever?
The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.
If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes.
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.