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- ST FORMAT'S GREATEST HITS
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- Another new column...there's been a lot of talk about the ridiculous things
- that were printed in ST Format before it's closure - whether it was faulty
- hardware projects, bad advice or slanderous statements, ST Format was always
- reliable (in a sense).
- To commemorate ST Format's memory, we've decided to re-print some of their
- more 'surprising' pieces in our own hallowed pages - if you have your own
- personal favourite, let us know and we'll include the best. Honesty,
- dedication, and ruthless adherence to the facts - these are just some of the
- things that ST Format will not be remembered for.
- We may as well start with perhaps the most famous fib printed between Format's
- pages...
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- From the letters page of Issue 83, June 1996...
-
- Much Praise...
-
- Whenever the new issue of ST Format arrives on my doormat I experience a
- strange feeling: excitement at the thought of receiving two disks full of the
- latest software, and dread when I think this issue might well be my last.
- I was a regular buyer of Your Sinclair when it was around, and cried when I
- discovered it was ending. I really enjoyed it that much. There was talk of
- carrying it on as a fanzine - does anyone have any information?
- I look at the ST and see the same pattern being woven again. Games not being
- converted, companies giving up, the buyout of the parent company and a
- reduction in the size of the magazine. It amazes me though that someone like
- you can have the courage to stand up for the ST. Well done, ST FORMAT!
- Perhaps the ST's time has come, but then I think to myself - what is it that
- keeps the ST alive? ST FORMAT! Without you ST owners would have nowhere to
- go and the ST would end up like all the world's Spectrums, broken, unused,
- unloved. You can't let that happen. The fact Falcons are still being made
- gives me confidence, as do companies like Gasteiner and The Upgrade Shop.
- I suppose I'm just begging you not to close. Well, that's all for now. Keep
- up the good work. We need you.
-
- John Cheseldine, Leeds
-
- STF: Sniff. I don't know what to say. Thanks John, we all appreciate your
- comments and understanding immensely. Oh, and a little secret - we plan to be
- around for quite a while yet!
- Does anyone know of any Spectrum fanzines? Let me know and I'll pass the
- details to John.
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- Only a month after this letter was printed, Future Publishing started
- including adverts for their other computer magazines in ST Format's pages,
- something that hadn't been common practice in the past and could only be taken
- as an indication of things to come. Issue 86 was ST Format's last.
- It may not be fair to blame ST Format's writers for this deception though -
- readers of the aforementioned Your Sinclair may like to cast their minds back
- to the final issue, which made little or no mention of it's imminent closure
- until the final page. Legend has it that Your Sinclair's staff found out
- about the closure via an advert in ST Format - perhaps Future Publishing don't
- believe in informing their staff of their redundancy? Or did they just move
- them all to another periodical - PC Format, perhaps?
- By the way, does anyone believe that these 'we are so humble, let us lick your
- boots' letters are actually written by anyone other than employees of the
- magazine?
-
- That letter was followed up by another shocker in the 'quickies' section of
- Issue 84...
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- I think it is wrong to comment on the size of ST FORMAT, because if you
- compare it with other computer magazines on the shelf, it is of a fair size...
-
- Chris Wood, Wigan
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-
- This is a truly deep form of irony; it has to be, as the alternative is that
- ST Format made this letter up in a bid to keep readers from deserting the
- world's most expensive pamphlet - this issue contained 58 pages for £4.25, an
- example of a brilliant new marketing strategy called 'taking the piss'.
- Surely other publishers don't send special quarter-length editions of their
- magazines to Wigan?
-
- NEXT ISSUE!
-
- Swoon as ST Format lies blatantly about PD games compilers! Gasp at the
- amazing copy of Player Manager that never appears!! Run in terror as the
- Format team attack any diskmag that they don't write for!!!
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