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- The amiga owner
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- Written by Daniel Walton
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- PART ONE - RUSSEL GRANTS JUMPERS
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- Edward awoke from his slumber.He swung his feet around from
- his bed and place his feet into his batman slippers.Then he
- stood up turned and pulled back the quilt from his bed
- revealing the mirriad of HE - MAN figures he had falled to sleep
- playing with the night before.
- Edward was 18 and unemployed.His Amiga lye in the far corner
- of his room,sparkling in the sun that shone through the
- crack in the curtains.His proud black and white television
- was lying on the floor beside the computer.
- After putting his figures back in his toy box,he went down
- stairs and looked across the worktop in the kitchen.There lye an
- unopened box of sugar puffs.Although there was a box opened,
- Edward couldn't resist opening the new box to see what new
- transfers were within.
- Dream phase - It was a giant transfer of the male genitals.
- Edward proudly rubbed it onto his head an cried out "I love
- you Chelsea and you MR.Amiga".
- Back to reality - At breakfast Edward glued his eyes
- to the television screen,watching TOP CAT.Then,just as his dad
- was taking a mouth full of cerial Edward grabbed his spoon and
- pointed it towards his dad.Squinting his eyes he cried "Stop -
- I've got a gun".
- Edwards dad looked towards Edward and took the
- mouthfull of cerial.Edward picked up the fork and threw it at
- his dads head.Edward ducked under the table shouting "I've
- pulled out the pin".The fork soared over his dads head and
- clattered to the floor behind.
- Edwards dad once again looked towards his son who was now
- grinning at the other side of the table.Like every morning
- Edward had managed to sit for half an hour at the table and eat
- nothing.
- Although Edward was 18 he still went to school,although he
- was in all the special classes.On the way to school Edward bored
- some 11 year old about the wrestling that was on Sky the
- night before.After a minute the little boy ran off,looking
- behind once to shout "You sad bastard, get a life!"
- At school Edward got picked on as usual and
- thought that every time he picked up his pencil and cried
- "I've got a gun" that they were laughing with him,not at him.
- At seven o'clock Edward got home.
- "Your home early",said his mum.
- "Yes,the bus driver let me off after a couple of hours today"
- "You should tell them not to tie you to the seat,with the
- tassels of your duffel coat",she said.
- "They had to today or I would have shot them with my bag"
- "Russel Grants jumpers",cried his mum.
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- TO BE CONTINUED...
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