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SCROLLTEXT As it takes a while to read all The text in the Main demo in S- EXTENSION i have decided to print the entire thing here. The text is in its original (v1.1) form, with the spelling/language mistakes and the week parts (where i nearly was sleeping when i wrote it). The entire text was written in only two nights, it was meant to be twice as long but i just couldn't bother to draw more pictures. As the scroll contained pictures of who was talking i must give you some hint of how to read the text. z = means that a special effect should happen (turn on parallax, show picture nr x ect...) efge = STOS logo a = CyberPunk talks b = Zodiac talks c = The grate lamer talks d = The police talks As my dad just got home from his boat with Silence of the lambs, Thelma & Louise and The Naked gun 2 1/2 on video i have to stop writing now and get down to some serious video copying..... The clock is already 9 in the evening and he has to leave at 6 in the morning, so i am short of copying time.......... - - - - - - - W A R N I N G - - - - - - - Reading the following text might seriously damage your health and fuck your brain up for life. Only people that have survived heavy doses of norwegian humour earlier in their life should read beyond this point. - - - - - - - W A R N I N G - - - - - - - GOVERNMENT GENERALS WARNING: BECAUSE OF THE EROTIC CONTENTS OF THIS DEMO THE 'DEMOS CODE AUTHORITY' HAVE FOUND IT UNSUITABLE FOR PARENTS. VIOLATIONS WILL BE SEVERLY PUNISHED, FROM LIFETIME IMPRISONMENT TO FORCED VIEWING OF THE JAPANESE DUBBED VERSION OF 'DYNASTY'. z ST-NET PRESENTS: THE S-EXTENSION DEMO: THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE IN ADVANCED efge PROGRAMMING. b SO WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE GIRLS? a HAVEN'T YOU REVEALED THE FIRST LADY YET? b ME? THAT'S YOUR JOB! a NO HELL IT IS!!! I DREW THEM, SO YOU MAKES THEM APPEAR. b OK! OK! HERE IT IS THE FIRST OF THE SCANTY CLAD FEMALE FORMS..... MOON LIGHT z b WOW, NICE GIRL MAN! a WELL IT IS OK. BUT IT IS THE LAST ONES THAT ARE THE INTERESTING ONES, WITH GIRLS LIKE 'WENDY JAMES' AND 'MADONA'. b WENDY, NUDE!!! a YEAH, NOTHING ON AT ALL. b WENDY IS ONE OF THE MORE SEXY GIRLS IN THIS SYSTEM, DON'T YOU AGREE? a YEAH, BUT LET'S FORGET THOSE GIRLS FOR A WHILE AND GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. c GIRLS, WHAT GIRLS??? b THE NUDE ONES. c NUDE GIRLS!! WHERE, WHERE!!! a HEY, COME BACK, AND CLOSE THAT FUCKING WINDOW RIGHT NOW. c SHUT UP, I JUST GONA TAKE A PEEP AT THOSE NUDE GIRLS YOU SAW. a THERE ARE NO GIRLS OUTSIDE, I MEANT THOSE IN THE DEMO. c ARE THERE ANY NUDE GIRLS IN THIS DEMO? a YES! THE FIRST ONE IS ALREADY ON SCREEN. c LET ME SEE!! b GET OFF MY FOOT!! c I CANT SEE ANY GIRLS, THATS ONLY '1ST WORD+'. b I SAID GET OFF MY FOOT!!!! c HEY! STOP IT MAN, IT ISN'T NECESSARY TO PUSH ME AROUND LIKE THAT. a WELL YOU'R RIGHT, IT ISN'T NECESSARY, IT'S FUN. b NEARLY AS FUN AS WRITING SCROLLERS. c WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NUDE GIRLS, DEMOS AND SCROLLERS WHEN YOU'R JUST SITTING THERE TYPING SOME SHIT ON A FUCKING WORDPROSESOR, ARE YOU BOTH BRAINDEAD OR SOMETHING. a TALK ABOUT BRAINDEAD, DID YOU THINK WE WERE GONA WRITE THE SCROLLER IN BASIC STRINGS OR SOMETHING? c WELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE CODING A BASIC DEMO, AND efge CANT READ TEXTS LIKE THAT. b YES IT CAN, THIS NEW VERSION CALLED 3.6 CAN BOTH HANDLE FIRSTWORD+ TEXTS, HAVE FILED VECTORS WITH UP TO 2000 POLYGONS, PLAY SOUNDTRACER SONGS AND WASH THE DISHES. c WOW, CAN I HAVE A COPY?, a COPY? COPY! BUY IT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE HAS TO. YOU CAN GET IT FROM TONODI TSIXE SOFTWARE, IT COST LESS THAN A FIVER. c STRANGE NAME, WHAT'S THE ADDRESS a THE ADDRESS IS: TONODI TSIXE, 24 GNINAEMEHT EFILFO, 64-H-029A, FINLAND. c FINLAND, WELL THAT EXPLAINS THE NAME. WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING ON YOUR FACE? a IT'S A GAS MASK c A GAS MASK? WHY ARE YOU WEARING A GAS MASK? a WELL YOU TOLD ME THAT ZODIAC WAS AN OLD FART, AND I NEVER TAKES ANY CHANCES. b AN OLD FART! OLD FART!! C.P. ENTERTAIN THE VIEWERS WHILE I KILL THAT NERD. a OK, WHAT SHOULD WE DO THEN, YOU'R RIGHT LETS CHANGE PICTURE HAMMOCK GIRL z ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WELL THEN LETS CHAT A BIT, SHALL WE. I AM THE ULTIMATE, INCREDIBLE, FANTASTIC AND DIVINE a CYBERPUNK a THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! THE ULTIMATE FORCE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!! OR AS I SAY 'THE ONLY MISTAKE I MADE WAS THAT I THOUGHT I WAS FAULTLESS, NOW I KNOW DIFFERENT, NOW I AM PERFECT'. DID YOU LIKE THAT? YEAH, I KNOW YOU DID, YOU JUST WONT ADMIT IT. I'VE GOT TO GET TO YOU FIRST. BEFORE THEY DO. IT'S JUST A QUESTION OF TIME. YOU SEE, I HAVE PUT ON SOME DEPECHE MODE, AND WANTED YOU TO ABSORB SOME OF THE ATMOSPHERE IT CREATES IN THIS ROOM. JUST IMAGINE HEARING 'A QUESTION OF TIME' MIXED WITH THE LAMERS HORRIBLE DEATH SCREAMS. SEX JIBE HUSBAND MURDERS WIFE. BOMB BLAST VICTIM FIGHTS FOR LIFE. GIRL THIRTEEN ATTACKED WITH KNIFE. PRINCESS DI IS WEARING A NEW DRESS! THATS ANOTHER D.M. TUNE, IT'S PLAYING RIGHT NOW ON THE STEREO. ZODIAC AND THE LAMER HAVE KEPT THE FIGHT GOING THE LAST QUARTER, BUT THE LAMER IS NEARLY DEAD SO ZODIAC HAVE TO END IT SOON, WELL HERE HE COMES. HOW DOES IT FEEL, NOW AS YOU STAND HERE AS 'THE MASTER NERD KILLER OF THE UNIVERSE'? b OHH, IT FEELS GREAT, IT'S A WONDERFUL FELLING STANDING THERE, SEEING THE OPPOSITION CRUMBLE IN FRONT OF YOU. a AND YOU LAMER, IS IT HARD TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS? c TES, ESPECIALY THEN HE TEATS SO HALD! a WHILE YOU BOTH RECOVER LET US REVEAL ANOTHER PICTURE: SUMMERTIME z c TAN ANYBOTY TEE MY FLONT TEETH? b YOUR FRONT TEETH? OHH, LOOK HERE THEY'R STUCK IN MY KNUCKLES. HERE, CATCH! c THANT'OU WELLY MUTCH. THERE THATS BETTER, NEARLY AS GOOD AS NEW. JUST WAIT TILL I GETS OLDER, THEN I'LL BEAT YOU TILL YOU BEG ME TO END YOUR MISERY WITH A FAST KILL. b HA, KEEP ON DREAMING! a BEFORE YOU START FIGHTING AGAIN PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELVES TO THE READERS. b I AM THE b ZODIAC b THE PERFECT NERD KILLER, THE LARGEST EGO IN HISTORY, THE NEO-STYLED-MUTANT-ROBOT-KILLING-MACHINE AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE SUPREME RULER OF THE PLANET OF THE ATOMIC SLAYER DUCKS. c HI, I AM THE c THE GRATE LAMER c I AM THE ONLY HUMAN THAT THE C.P. AND ZODIAC HAVE GIVEN SOME COSMIC POWER, I AM THE ULTIMATE GRAPE PEELER, THE LAST OF THE GREAT MASTERS OF STAMP LICKING AND THE PERFECT SITE FOR NUCLEAR TESTING. I AM ALSO A GREAT FAN OF HEAVY METAL, ESPECIALLY KYLIE MINOUGE AND JASON DONAVAN. a YEAH THAT WAS REALY SOME HEAVY PEOPLE YOU MENTIONED. c WOW, ARE YOU A FAN OF THEM TO! I BOUGHT A NEW SPEED METAL RECORD LAST WEEK, IT'S PHIL COLLINS LATEST. a REALY SPEEDY THAT ONE, BY THE WAY, DO YOU USE SOME SORT OF HEARING AID?. c NO, WHY SHOULD I? a I DONT KNOW, IT JUST STRUCK MY MIND THAT THE BATTERIES MIGHT NEED CHANGING. b NO, THE ONLY THING NEEDING A CHANGE NOW IS THE PICTURE. a HERE IT IS THE LOCKER z b I'M IN HEAVEN!!! a IN HEAVEN? I THOUGHT WE WERE BAND FROM THAT PLACE AFTER THE INCIDENT WITH THOSE FEMALE ANGELS YOU AND THAT SLAYER DUCK FOOLED INTO THE SPACESHIP ON OUR LAST VISIT TO THAT PLACE, NOT TO MENTION WHAT YOU DID TO THAT GABRIEL JOKE THAT CAME AROUND. b WELL, I THINK THAT THE TOUCHY GUY RUNNING THAT PLACE OVERREACTED A BIT. HERE WE COME ALL THE WAY THROUGH HYPERSPACE JUST TO SETTLE A BET, AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS FAGGOT CALLED GABRIEL COMES ALONG BEGGING FOR TROUBLE, WELL IF YOU ASK ME, HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED. AND PERSONALLY I CANT SEE ANY HARM IN WHAT WE DID TO THOSE TARTS. a BUT WHAT WAS THE POINT IN RIPPING THEIR CLOTHES OFF? b WELL YOU SEE, ME AND THE HEAD SLAYER DUCK HAD THIS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE ANGELS, AS YOU KNOW THEY HAVE HEAR ON THEIR HEAD BUT FEATHERS ON THEIR WINGS. a YEA, BUT WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? b THE BIG DEAL IS, WHAT DO THEY HAVE FURTHER DOWN, HEAR, FEATHERS OR NOTHING AT ALL? a HA, THAT'S AN EASY ONE, OF COURSE THEY HA......NOO, WAIT A MINUTE, THEY COULD ALSO HAVE......EHHH.......HMMMMMM...... b THERE YOU ARE! IT ISN'T AS EASY AS IT FIRST APPEARS TO BE. a BUT WHAT DID THEY HAVE? b WELL, I BET MY SYLANINAN YACHT AND THE THIRD PLANET IN THE AWERONIAN SYSTEM ON THAT THEY WERE HUMANOIDS WITH WINGS, AND THE HEAD SLAYER DUCK BET HIS TAIL FEATHERS ON THAT THEY WERE DUCKANOIDS WITH MISSHAPED HEADS. a AND WHO WON? b WELL HAVE YOU SEEN THE HEAD DUCK LATELY? a NO... OHH SO THAT IS THE REASON FOR HIS SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCE. b YEAH, I PLUCKED THEM OUT MYSELF!! c BUT WHAT ABOUT GABRIEL? b WELL, YOU SEE, THAT FAT ASS THAT RUNS THAT PLACE IS SOME SORT OF 'BIG BROTHER' HE SPIES ON ALL THE ANGELS, NOT ONLY WHAT THEY DO BUT ALSO WHAT THEY THINK. SO, WHEN HE SAW WHAT WAS HAPPENING, HE SENT THIS PATHETIC THING CALLED 'GABRIEL THE ARCHANGEL' TOWARD US. WE HAD JUST KICKED OUT THE TWO FEMALE ANGELS WHEN HE ARRIVED AT THE SCENE. HE PLACED HIMSELF TEN METERS IN FRONT OF OUR SHIP AND DEMANDED THAT WE SHOULD FOLLOW HIM TO HIS MASTER, OR BE KILLED AT THE SPOT. BUT SINS I REFUSE TO TAKE ORDERS FROM ANYONE, AND CERTAINLY NOT FROM AN ERRAND BOY SENT BY A THIRD RATE ENTITY, AND I FINDS NO JOY IN BEATING A WEAKLING LIKE HIM, WE TURNED THE SHIP AROUND AND HYPER SPACED AWAY. a WELL ISN'T THAT TYPICAL YOU, YOU OMITS THE FACT THAT WHEN YOU TURNED THE SHIP AROUND GABRIEL WASEN'T FACING THE FRONT OF THE SHIP ANY LONGER, BUT LOOKED STRAIGHT INTO THE REAR HYPER ENGINE OUTLETS! b AM I TO BE BLAMED FOR THAT? IF HE THINKS HE CAN WITHSTAND THE BLAST, THEN THAT IS HIS PROBLEM! a HE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO GET AWAY, HE NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT HIM! b IF HE HAS SLOW REACTIONS THEN HE DESERVES TO BE BLASTED, THATS MY FINAL WORD IN THIS MATER. a BLASTED? YOU VAMPORISED THE GUY! AND YOU USED MY SHIP, SO NOW JESUS REFUSES TO PLAY POPULOUS WITH ME. b WELL SO WHAT, HE ISN'T THAT GOOD ANYWAY. c ARE YOU ACTUALLY PLAYING BULLFROGS POPULOUS GAME? a NO STUPID, WE CREATES A PLANET AND THEN WE DO OUR BEST TO WIPE OUT ALL THE CREATURES THE OTHER PLAYER CREATES, BY MANIPULATING OUR OWN CREATIONS. c THAT SOUNDS LIKE LOTS OF FUN, MAN! a NICE TO HERE THAT YOU ARE KEEN ON THE IDEA, MAYBE WE SHOULD LET YOU IN ON IT SOME TIME. BUT MORE ABOUT THAT LATER. NOW WE GONA CHANGE PICTURE THE NERDS DREAM z c OHHH LOOK AT THAT! ISN'T SHE WONDERFULL. a I KNEW YOU WOULD LIKE IT, BUT GUESS WHOSE NEXT! c I DONT KNOW MAN, WHO IS IT? a IT'S WENDY OF COURSE! THE SEXY SINGER IN TRANSVISION VAMP. b YEAH, AND SHE IS TOTALLY NUDE, NOT ONE LITTLE TREAD ON HER AT ALL! c OHH I CAN'T WAIT, PUT IT ON NOW!!!! a BE PATIENCE MAN, IT WON'T HURT TO WAIT A BIT. AND IT'S TASTY DONE SO YOUR PERVERTED DREAMS WON'T GET NEW NOURISHMENT ON THIS ONE. c TASTY DONE! WHO WANTS IT TASTY! I WANT TO SEE IT ALL MAN, NOT JUST SOME TITS AND SOME HAIR, BUT WET LIPS AND A BIG CLIT!!!! b DONT COME IN YOUR TROUSERS BOY, CALM DOWN BEFORE I CASTRATES YOU! c EHH WELL MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE SOME NICE ONES FROM TIME TO TIME, JUST TO KEEP 'THINGS' DOWN I MEAN. a HA HA HA THE LAMER IS TRYING TO BE FUNNY. b WELL SINCE HE MANAGED TO GET ONE GOOD 'ONE LINER' OUT OF HIS LOBOTOMISED BRAIN I'LL DO HIM THE FAVOR OF TELLING HIM THAT THERE ARE SOME PICTURES LATER OUT THAT MIGHT BE MORE TO HIS LIKING. BUT NOW LETS SAY HELLO TO WENDY...... WENDY JAMES z c WELL IT ISN'T THAT BAD, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, LIKE IF SHE WAS LYING DOWN ON A BEACH WITH HER LEGS SPREAD AND... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? a YES I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, YOU MEAN LIKE ON THE FIRST HIDDEN DEMO, RIGHT? c YEAH LIKE THAT ONE! b WELL WHY AIN'T YOU LOOKING AT THAT ONE THEN? c WELL THE CYBERPUNK DIDN'T TELL ME THE CODE. a IT'S A X RATED DEMO SO YOU ARN'T OLD ENOUGH YET, MAYBE I'LL TELL YOU LATER. c BUT I HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT. a I KNOW, AND LOOK WHAT THAT LITTLE PEEK DID TO YOUR DIRTY MIND, YOU HAVE WORN OUT THE 'PAUSE' BUTTON ON THE VCR WHILE WATCHING DAVID BOWIE'S CHINA GIRL VIDEO, AND THAT IN LESS THAN ONE WEEK! c THE WEATHER IS NICE TODAY ISN'T IT? b TRYING TO CHANGE SUBJECT LAMER? c ME??? NO! HOW'S THE SITUATION ON THE SLAYER DUCK PLANET THESE DAYS, ZODIAC? b KEEP ON TRYING LAMER BUT YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT, YOU HAVE PAUSED THAT VIDEO SO MANY TIMES THAT THE VCR AUTOMATICALLY STOPS WHEN IT REACHES THE NUDE SCENE. c WELL O.K. THEN, I HAVE SEEN IT A COUPLE OF TIMES. a TALKING ABOUT POP STARS AND SEX DID YOU SEE HOW MADONA ACTED ON THAT BLOND AMBITION CONCERT ON TV LAST WEEK? b NO I WAS AWAY THAT NIGHT, BUT I TAPED IT, AND I MUST SAY THAT HER MASTURBATION WHILE 'SINGING' LIKE A VIRGIN REALY SHOCKED ME, ALL 40 TIMES I WATCHED IT!!! a YEAH HERE I DRAWS A NICE LITTLE PICTURE OF HER, TREATING HER WITH MORE RESPECT THAN ANYONE ELSE. AND WHAT DOES SHE DO TO THANK ME? SHE JERKS OFF ON STAGE! WHAT THE HECK, DO YOU KNOW HOW DIRTY I COULD HAVE DRAWN HER? BUT NOW,I HAVE TO BE THE NICE GUY AND ONLY DRAW HER TOPLESS, WELL ANYWAY HERE SHE IS, THE MASTURBATING QUEEN: MADONA z b THE CYBERPUNK SAYS THAT HE HAS TO INTERRUPT THIS JUNK TO SAY SOMETHING SERIOUS. c SERIOUS??? WHAT DOES THAT WORD MEAN? a WELL, BOYS AND GIRLS THE PUBLIC ENEMY RANG ME LAST NIGHT AND TOLD ME THAT A LAME SWEED GROUP CALLED 'THE HORNY HOMOSEXUAL HAIRDRESSERS' BETTER KNOWN AS TRIPLE H. HAVE RIPPED MY OLD STAR WARS PICTURE FOR ONE OF THEIR RIPOFF CD'S. WELL I DONT MIND THAT PEOPLE USE MY GRAPHICS BUT THESE SLIME BALS NOT ONLY FORGETS TO GREET ME BUT THEY GOES SO FAR THAT THEY REMOVES MY SIGNATURE FROM THE PICTURE!!!! THE INTRO TO THE SECOND INTERLUDE WILL GIVE YOU A INDICATION ON MY ATTITUDE TOWARDS LAMERS THAT WANTS TO BE 'NUMERO UNO' BUT LACKS ANY TALENT AND THEREFORE RIPS OTHER PEOPLES WORK AND PASSES IT ON AS THEIR OWN. BEFORE I GOES BACK TO THE CRAP TALK I'LL BETTER GIVE THESE, AND OTHER LAMERS SOME ADVICE: THE FIRST RULE OF BEING AN COMPUTER PRO. IS, 'THERE ARE NO NUMBER ONE' THE FIRS RULE OF BEING A LAMER IS 'I AM NUMBER ONE'. b WELL LETS HOPE THAT TRIPLE H GROWS UP SON AND LEARNS THE TRICKS OF THE TRADE BEFORE THEY MANAGES TO GET ONE OFF THE LARGE GROUPS ON THEIR NECK, DOES THE NAME 'DANISH GOLD' RING ANY BELLS?? a WELL TRIPLE H. MIGHT BEE SOME BIG ASSHOLES BUT NOWHERE AS GOOD LOOKING AS THIS PIECE OF ASS: CHINA GIRL z b LAMER COULD YOU BE SO KIND TO REMOVE YOUR TONGUE FROM THE FLOOR AND CLEAN UP THAT DRIBBLE OF YOURS? a I DONT THINK HE HEARD YOU b HMM THIS MIGHT ME SERIOUS, ITS THE WORST CASE SEX FIXATION I HAVE SEEN SINCE I SENT ONE OFF MY SLAYER DUCKS DOWN TO BUY SOME FOOD. UNFORTUNATELY HE WENT TROUGH THE PARK, I ACTUALLY HAD TO CUT HIS BALLS OFF TO GET HIM AWAY FROM ALL THOSE NUDE DUCKS THAT SWAM AROUND IN THE POND. a NOT A BAD IDEA THAT. b WHAT IDEA?? a CUTTING HIS BALLS OFF. b YOU MEAN! a YEAH I MEAN! b SHOULD WE? a WHY NOT! b OK THEN, GIVE ME YOUR VIBRO KNIFE. c GRUNF... GRUNF... GARGLE... GARGLE.... WHO AM I? WHERE AM I? b YOUR NAME IS THE GREAT LAMER, AND YOU ARE AT THE MOMENT STANDING ON THE FLOOR IN A BEDROOM SITUATED IN FRENA IN ROMSDAL IN NORWAY IN EUROPE ON EARTH IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY IN THE UNIVERSE, TO BE PRECISE. c OHH! FOR A WHILE I THOUGHT I WAS IN HEAVEN. a IN HEAVEN, IS THIS A NEW TREND OR SOMETHING, EVERYONE SUDDENLY THINK THEY HAVE ARRIVED IN HEAVEN, FIRST ZODIAC AND NOW YOU! c WELL MAYBE ITS A NATURAL INSTINCT WHEN WE SEES PICTURES LIKE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! b OHH SHIT HE LOOKED AT THE SCREEN AGAIN. a JUST CUT HIS BALLS OF AND BRING HIM BACK TO THE LIVING ONES AND FOR ALL! c WHERE WAS I? b ANIMAL INSTINCTS... c YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW, BY THE WAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE? b ME? KNIFE? c THE ONE YOU ARE HOLDING IN YOUR HAND b OHH THAT KNIFE, I WAS GOING TO SHARPEN THIS PENCIL. OPPS! IT DISOLOVED! c MY PENCIL, YOU DESTROYED MY PENCIL!!! b OHH SORRY, THIS KNIFE IS MEANT TO BE USED TO EHH. .... a SHARPEN TITANIUM PENCILS. c TITANIUM PENCILS??? HOW IN HELL CAN YOU USE PENCILS MADE OF TITANIUM. b OFF CAUSE ITS JUST THE WOOD THATS EXCHANGED WITH TITANIUM. c AND WHATS THE POINT IN THAT? b EHHH SO THAT THE SLAYER DUCKS CHANT BITE ON THE END. c OHH, IS THAT A BIG PROBLEM WHERE YOU COMES FROM? b YES IT IS, WE USES LOTS OF PENCILS AND TITANIUM IS CHEAP ON THE SLAYER PLANET. c NAHH YOU CANT FOOL ME, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES WHEN YOU LIES. b ME LIE???? I HAVE NEWER LIED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! c HA HA HA YOU LIE ALL THE TIME. b YOU CALL ME A LIER, DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU ON WHOS HOLDING THE KNIFE! c WELL EHHH WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LYING, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU DONT LIE!! b OK OK SINCE YOU FINALLY SAW THE LIGHT I'LL BE SO NICE THAT I'LL TURN OFF THIS KNIFE AND PUT IT AWAY. a AND BEFORE THE LAMER MANAGES TO TURN HIS ATTENTION TO THE SCREEN AGAIN, LETS CHANGE PICTURE: FINDING ANYTHING?z b WONDER WHATS SO INTERESTING DOWN THERE? a I DONT KNOW, USUALLY ITS JUST SOME HAIR DOWN THERE BUT MAYBE SHE GOT SOMETHING RATER SPECIAL? b MAYBE SHE JUST LOST SOMETHING? a YEAH THATS IT, SHE IS JUST LOOKING FOR HER LOST VIRGINITY! c HA HA HA VERY FUNNY, YOU DONT MEAN THAT YOU CHANGED THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL ON THE BED WITH THIS? I CANT EVEN SEE HER BUSH. a WELL IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE REALY DIRTY PICTURE THATS IN THE END OF THIS DEMO WE HAVE TO CHANGE OUT EVEN THE 'GOOD' ONES TO GET THERE. c YOU MEAN THAT THERE ARE DIRTIER PICTURES LATER OUT. a YES, THE NEXT ONE IS MORE IN YOUR TASTE THAN THIS RATER NICE PICTURE. c WELL LETS GET THIS SCROLLER RUNNING THEN!!!!! a YEAH AND YOU MIGHT NOTICE THAT THIS IS THE LAST PICTURE I DREW BEFORE I DECIDED HOW TO USE THE 'RESERVE' COLORS, SO THE ONES REMAINING USES MORE THAN THE BROWNS THAT THE EARLIER PICTURES USED. b IF YOUR NORWEGIAN YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT THE FIRST FOUR PICTURES WAS PUBLISHED IN THE NORWEGIAN MAG CALLED NDM OR 'NORSK DATA MAGASIN' IN FULL COLOR, USING BLUES, GREENS AND YELLOW. THESE COLORS WAS REMOVED IN THIS DEMO, BUT I MIGHT DECIDE TO GIVE THEM AND OTHER CYBERPUNK PICTURES OUT IN AN SLIDESHOW, SO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AND KEEP ON SWAPPING. c COULD WE CHANGE PICTURE NOW. a NO, YOU MUST BE PATIENT, THERE AREN'T MORE THAN THREE PICTURES LEFT SO WE MUST COOL IT DOWN. c NO NO NO I WANT ANOTHER PICTURE AND I WANT IT NOW!!! a FORGET IT. THE PUBLIC ENEMY SAID THAT THE ESCAPE DEMO WAS NEARLY FINISHED NOW,SO THERE MIGHT BE TWO NORWEGIAN STOS DEMOS RELEASED AT THE SAME TIME. b YEAH AND IF YOU LOOKS CLOSELY YOU MIGHT NOTICE THAT SOME OF THE ROUTINES ARE SOMEWHAT IDENTICAL. a HE HE HE WONDER WHY. b WELL I MIGHT TELL YOU LATER, BUT FOR NOW THATS SOMETHING I KNOW AND YOU JUST HAVE TO SPECULATE ON. a VAGUE AS ALWAYS. b WELL I CANT REVEAL EVERYTHING AT ONES. a WELL I MIGHT REVEAL MORE THAN YOU MIGHT LIKE SOON BUT MORE ABOUT THAT LATER. NOW, HERES THE NEXT PICTURE: HOT HAREM GIRL z c THATS WHAT I CALL A GOOD PICTURE!!! a WELL IF YOU LIKES THIS ONE YOU WILL LOVE THE LAST ONE. BUT BEFORE YOU CAN SEE THAT ONE YOU HAVE TO STAND A NICER ONE. c WELL, JUST HAVE THIS ONE ON SCREEN FOR A WHILE AND I'LL BE HAPPY. a BACK TO WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. I HAVE PROMISED INCODERS SOME ARTICLES FOR THEIR DISK MAG, AND SINS THEY HAVE SPLIT UP AND BOTH PRINTED MY LAST ARTICLE I'M SOMEWHAT DOUBLED UP IN WORK. SO I NOW HAVE THREE OPTIONS, I MIGHT WRITE ARTICLES IN INC MAG TELLING YOU HOW THIS AND OTHER STOS DEMOS WAS MADE, AND GIVING YOU THE UNCOMPILED LISTINGS, OR I MIGHT DO THE SAME FOR THE NEW STINK MAG FROM 3D CORP, OR I MIGHT GIVE OUT A SELF MADE 'ONE ISSUE MAG' THAT HAVE ALL THE SECRETS AND ALL THE CODE AND ONLY THAT. WELL HE WHO LIVES WILL SEE, I AND THE ZODIAC MIGHT START ON ONE OF MY PLANED GAMES AND THEN THE SECRETS OFF THIS DEMO MIGHT REST FOREVER. I REALY WANT'S TO TELL YOU HOW ITS DONE BECAUSE OF ALL THESE UNSYNCRONIZED AND CRAPPY STOS DEMOS THAT HAVE APPEARED, LOOK AT THAT SHIT CALLED THE BIG STOS DEMO, ITS ONE OF THE WORST DEMOS I HAVE EVER SEEN. EVEN IF STOS CANT BE COMPARED WITH M.C. ITS A GOOD LANGUAGE TO WRITE SMALL DEMOS OR NOON ARCADE GAMES IN. AND ITS BRILLIANT FOR NEW BEGINNERS, LOOK AT THE ESCAPE DEMO, THE MAIN CODER LEARNED HIS FIRST SERIOUS CODING THIS YEAR, AND IT ISN'T THAT BAD IS IT. b WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE FINISHED VERSION, BUT IT SHOULD BE OK. a HI MAN STOP INTERRUPTING ME! b INTERRUPTING YOU, THIS IS A CRAP SCROLLER AND YOU HAVE BEEN SERIOUS FOR TO LONG NOW SO LETS GET THAT NEGRO GIRL ON THAT CHAIR ON SCREEN NOW, AND THEN CONTINUE THE CRAP TALK. a OK OK HERE SHE IS THE ONLY BLACK GIRL IN THIS DEMO. BLACK BEAUTY z c NO NO NOO NOOOOO DID YOU HAVE TO SWAP PICTURE NOW? I HAD JUST GOTTEN ACQUAINTED WITH THAT LOVELY GIRL ON THE LAST PICTURE, I JUST ASKED HER FOR A DATE AND YOU BASTARDS CHANGED PICTURE BEFORE SHE MANAGED TO ANSWER. HERE I FIND THE GIRL OF MY OWN TASTE, ONE THAT HIDES NOTHING, AND YOU FADES HER AWAY WITHOUT GIVING ME ANY CHANCE TO GET CLOSE TO HER!! b YEAH, LIFE'S A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE. a DONT BE THAT SORRY, THE NEXT GIRLEY IS THE BOTH THE DIRTIEST AND THE BEST ONE, TECHNICALLY SPEAKING THAT IS. THE ONE YOU GASES AT NOW IS OK BUT THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER FACE, ITS NOT EXACTLY AS I WANTED I TO BE. b YOUR SERIOUS AGAIN. a OHH SHIT, I JUST CANT KEEP IT GOING, I SHOULD ERASE THE SERIOUS SHIT AND FINISH THIS DEMO TOMORROW NIGHT BUT ITS JUST ONE PICTURE LEFT. c JUST ONE LEFT, YOU MEAN NO MORE FAULTLESS FEMININE FORMS IN THIS DEMO? b WELL YOU CAN LOOK AT THE GIRL IN THE WAVE SCROLLER. c BUT THAT ONE SHOWS ONLY HER FACE! b THERE MIGHT BE ANOTHER HIDDEN DEMO THAT CONTAINS A SCANTY CLAD GIRL, BUT THE CYBERPUNK HAVEN FINISHED THE PICTURE SO IT MIGHT NOT BE INCLUDED. c WELL, CYBER GET THAT DRAWING FINISHED OR I MIGHT INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF THE FISHES THAT LIVES IN THE DEEP SEA. a IT'S NOT THAT EASY, I HAVE TO FINISH THE TRIPLE H KILLING FIRST, THEN IF THERE'S TIME LEFT WE'LL INCLUDE THE AMAZON PICTURE. OHH BY THE WAY THIS SCROLLER ISN'T MUCH LONGER THAN THIS SO LETS GET THAT LAST PICTURE ON SCREEN AND THEN HIT THE BED AND YOU CAN DREAM OF ALL THESE GIRLS. c OK THATS A DEAL, BUT YOU HAVEN'T TOLD THE READERS THAT MOST OF THE KEYS CHANGES THINGS IN THIS DEMO. a WHAT! DID YOU FORGET TO WRITE THAT? b EHH, YEAH. a YOUR NOT SANE MAN, HOW CAN ANYBODY FORGET THAT? b WELL IT'S EASY, I MANAGES THAT ALL THE TIME. a OHH, FUCK IT! LETS END IT NOW. b OK. HERE IT IS: THE END z c AND WHAT A LOVELY END SHE HAS.... a ANYBODY THATS WANTS THE LAST WORD? b NO, NOT REALLY. c I JUST WANT TO SAY HELLO TO MY MUM! a SAY HELLO??? GUESS WHAT WE HAVEN'T WRITTEN? b I DONT KNOW, WHAT? a THE GREETINGS! b OHHH SHIT! c WHATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM JUST PUT THEM INTO THE NEXT DEMO PART. b NOT A BAD IDEA. LETS DO IT! a OK, FOR ME.... HEY LAMER THERE ARE SOMEONE AT YOUR FRONT DOOR. c OHH, I'LL OPEN IT.........................SHIT MAN ITS THE BLUE PORK. a THE WHAT? c THE PIGS IN BLUE, THE POLICE! d HELLO HELLO THIS IS THE POLICE. PLEASE DROP ALL YOUR WEAPONS AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEADS! a WHAT DO YOU RECKON? b WELL, THERE'S JUST 20 OF THEM AND I CANT SEE AND NUKES OR BLASTERS, THEY ALL SEAMS TO CARRY ANTIC HANDGUNS. c THEY DONT CARRY ANTIC WEAPONS, EARTH HAVEN COME FURTHER THAN THAT. a WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, LETS SLAUGHTER THESE PIGS AND THIS WHOLE SHITY COUNTRY NOW AND FOREVER!!!!!!! d YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO ANSWER OR WE WILL USE PHYSICAL FORCE. b WELL PIGLY WIGGLY YOU AINT ALIVE THEN, EAT THIS 'ION-CONVERTED-LASER-AIMED-ZERO-DIOPTED-FULCUN-POWERED-MEGA-BIG -SUCKER-KILLING-HAVOC-WRECKING-SCATTERED-SUB-MACHINE-PHASERBEAM-GENERATED- DEATH-FIERING-COBOLTSALT-NUCLEAR-DEVISED-TERMINATOR-ED-209-RAILGUN-PLASMA -BEAM' AND DIE SUCKERS!!!! zzzzzzzz Well that's it, wired or what!