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- Date : 27.12.91
- Author : Penguin and -M.C.- of Animal Mine
- Reason : Help some friends with their work !
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- Welcome Guys and einen guten Rutsch ins neue Jahr (a happy new year !)
-
- We (Penguin and M.C.) are here in Duesseldorf (no not at the fair !) trying to
- release Great Stuff Compil 13. As we're ready with that we think it would be
- funny to write an article for the D.B.A. Mag 3 (we think only).
- So don't take the following tooooo serious and have fun !
-
- The following text is a mixture between many kinds of articles, but we'll write
- down what's comming up to our mind.
- So let's start with the members of Animal Mine and an interview with us !
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- member : : function :
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- Penguin : see later
- M.C. : see later
- Luke : coder, grafix
- Scorpion : swapper
- The Running Man : grafix, swapper
- Domm : musax
- KMB : grafix, swapper (our new member ! welcome frenchi !)
- Snail : hardware
- Shadowmaster : grafix (the second new entry ! welcome, too !)
- A.C.E : musax
- Mike : musax
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- The interview with Penguin :
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- Name : Penguin
- Real Name : Stefan
- Crew : Animal Mine
- Function : Coding, GFXing (a little) and swapping
- Age : 23 (just some days)
- Fave Computer : some years ago it was the 800XL, but today Atari ST (the only
- one in freak business !)
- Worst Computer : Amiga, if you could call this a computer !
- Fave Games : Dragonflight, Medusa 1 + 2, Dungeon Master + Chaos, FATE,
- Vroom, J.W.'s Whirlwind Snooker, Popolous 1 + 2, Megalomania,
- Power Monger, Utopia, Traders, Wings of Death 1 + 2
- Worst Games : the rest
- Fave Demos : P.Y.M., Ooh Crickey..., The Lightnings Demo, The Union Demo
- Worst Demos : too much
- Fave Crews : all ST Crews
- Worst Crews : all the others !
- Fave game CD's : Pompey Pirates, TSC (what's up ?), Fuzion
- Worst game CD's : better not (I don't fuck friends !)
- Fave legal CD's : OUR CD's, TSB, Future Minds, NPG (coz of the intros !)
- Worst legal CD's : Detonators (I fuck Enemies !)
- Fave thought : ST will survive all the others
- Worst thought : ST will not
- Fave Music : Heavy Stuff, like Metallica, Slayer, Overkill ...
- Worst Music : Rap and Hip Hop shit
- Fave position : in bed (with my girlfriend) and in front of my ST
- Worst position : if I'm not in the above mentioned positions
- Fave drink : german beer, coke, milk (the best !)
- Worst drink : french beer (that one at Megafun II !)
- Fave meal : Pizza, all italien stuff
- Worst meal : Rosenkohl (the germans know what I mean !)
- Fave sport : Soccer (the best is Dortmund (BVB 09) !!! Every game seen !)
- "zieht den Bayern die Lederhosen aus ... "
- Worst sport : women soccer (it's so ugly !!!!) - girls should do other
- thinks, no ? ... and Schalke 04 natürlich !!!!!!
- Fave Animal : What could it be ? a little hint : look at my name !
- Worst Animal : Rats
- Fave Disk Mag : This one is great, TSB, UNT
- Worst Disk Mag : Look at FAA's article in D.B.A. Mag II !
- Fave language : Assembler and GFA-Basic
- Fave Aessmbler : DevPac and Turbo Assembler
- Worst Assembler : SEKA (it's so lousy !)
- Worst Basic : the old ST Basic (not Omikron !)
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- Do you know the password for a hidden screen in Punish Your Machine ?
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- No ?
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- Do you want to know it ?
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- Yes ?
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- After hard work I (M.C.) did it !
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- Ok, load the demo and wait until the main menu appears.
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- Don't touch the arrow keys, coz you are in the right position.
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- Simply type in : " HIDDENSCREENMAESSIG " and have a look at ...
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- Look yourself !
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- More bull about this later !
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- I give you now my (Penguin's) equipment (anybody interested in ?) :
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- - 520 ST with 2,5 meg
- - SM 124
- - Thompson 4121 color Monitor
- - 3 1/2" Drive
- - 5 1/4" Drive
- - 85 MB SCSI Qunatum Harddisk
- - 44 MB SyQuest Harddisk with 4 cartdriges
- - the ultimate ripper (done by Snail !)
- - a datasette (Naaaahhhhhh ... that was years ago I think !)
- - a selfmade soundsampler
- - Star LC24-10 Printer
- - The Stereo Monster Cartdrige (done by Snail !)
- - nearly 20 Books (all about assembler, GFA, Hardware)
- - Many original games (Dragonflight, Chaos Strikes back, Waterloo ...)
- - Nearly 2500 Disks
- - PC Speed (MS DOS Hardware Emulator (I need it for my work !)
- - and many more, like Joysticks ...
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- If you think I'm rich, you're so wrong boy! I simply use all money for the ST!
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- This is the standard of Penguin's grafix ! Isn't great ?
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- What's our function in the great ST-world ???
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- We have produced / are producing several things, which are :
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- - a lousy demo for the Atari Fair '91 (mostly in GFA Basic)
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- - Tool-disk's (9 of them up today !)
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- - Great Stuff Compils (something likle intro compils ! 13 of them !)
-
- - we are conding on a new megaproject, which is a demo including a Disk Mag
- part. We are searching for some more guestscreens/articles. If you want to do
- something for the biggest demo ever (it should come on 3 or 4 disk's !!!!)
- contact us. Everything will be included (if the stuff runs on all (!) ST's.
- Also STOS,C and GFA screens are welcome !!!!!!!
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- Do you want to read some of my (Penguin's) personal greetings ?
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- No ?
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- Go to hell, coz they will follow now !
-
- THE GREETINGS GO TO (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER !) :
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- ANJA (YEP ! FOREVER ON PLACE ONE ! ), ALL ANIMAL MINE MEMBERS, ACF (JACKY !),
- ALLIANCE (HI DIGITAL VISION !), ARMALYTE INC. (HI TRAXX !), AWG (HI THERE !),
- AXXIS (ESP. CODY !), BERLIN ELITE (ESP. SKINHEAD !), CHANNEL 38, CYBERNETICS,
- D.B.A. (SLIMER ! GREAT MAG !), DEBUG BOYS, EQUINOX (HI STARLION !), FREDDY,
- FROSTY, FUTURE MINDS, FUZION (HI DRAGON !), ICE TEA, JORDAN CORP. (HI TROON !),
- KLOPS, LIGHTNINGS (SLAYER !), MAD VISION (DEF KLF, MAXX OUT AND SPY 3!), MATH,
- NATO (ESP. CHARON !), NEWLINE (NINJA III !), N.P.G. (FAA, CARNERA AND TGA !),
- ORION (SPIKE, SPIFF AND TEDDY !), PHENIX (HI MR40 !), SBF (MR. BOND , DRAGON,
- ICE CUBE, EXODUS AND MUFFIN MAN !), STN (HI THERE !), ST-CNX (HI CRAZY REX !),
- STAX (ESP. MATT !), TSB (HI ZINE, ZX, JUDGE DREDD + THE REST !), TSC (FLOSSY !),
- TSE, UNTOUCHABLES (ESP. MAT !), XENEX (ALL MEMBERS !) AND ALL THE OTHERS !!!!!
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- A german joke :
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- Wie nennt man einen Liliputaner mit 20 Kindern ??
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- No idea ??
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- Fruchtzwerg !!!!
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- HA HA !
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- And now -M.C.- is punishing Penguins' machine !
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- The interview with -M.C.- :
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- Name : -M.C.-
- Real Name : Markus
- Crew : Animal Mine
- Function : Coding, coding and coding and co......
- Age : 18
- Fave Computer : some years ago it was the 800XL too, but today Atari ST
- Worst Computer : Amiga, CPC , COMMODORE BROTKASTEN 64
- Fave Games : Wings of Death 1+2, Ultima 3-5, Dungeon Master
- Vroom!, Sokoban , MATCH IT! , Populous and Powermonger
- Worst Games : Games which don't use cool rasters or muzaxxs or at
- least Hardscrolling
- Fave Demos : P.Y.M., Ooh Crickey..., The Lightnings Demo,
- Cuddly Demos (still) , ANIMAL MINE FAIR DEMO '91 (Ha ha)
- Worst Demos : SBF-Party Demo ( only joking ) , a few more than Penguin
- Fave Crews : Inner Circle , THE CAREBEARS , and so on...
- Worst Crews : all the others !
- Fave game CD's : Pompey Pirates, TSC, Fuzion
- Worst game CD's : better not (I don't fuck friends !)
- Fave legal CD's : OUR CD's, TSB, STAX , RIPPED OFF
- Worst legal CD's : Detonators the mega coders ( bad joke , I know ! )
- Fave thought : ST will survive all the others
- Worst thought : ST will not
- Fave Music : RAP , Techno , HIP HOP
- Worst Music : HEAVY METAL , TRASH METAL , and so on...
- Fave position : in front of my ST with much Coke
- Worst position : ? ? ?
- Fave drink : german beer, DIEBELS ALT , KOEPIE , COKE , FANTA
- Worst drink : Sprudelwasser with much iron
- Fave meal : French meal , MC Donalds Frass ( not often )
- Worst meal : "Schwarzwurzeln" ( I'm going to vomit when smelling it )
- Fave sport : TAE-KWON-DO ( I was active a long time there ( Blue belt ) )
- Worst sport : JU-DO ( I hate arrogant guys who think they are strong )
- Fave Animal : Dogs and Cats and Fishes and Hamsters
- Worst Animal : japanese fighting-dogs ( ugly animals )
- Fave Disk Mag : D.B.A., TSB, UNT , ANIMAL MINE ( in a few months )
- Worst Disk Mag : ? ? ?
- Fave language : Assembler
- Fave Aessmbler : Turbo Assembler
- Worst Assembler : SEKA (it's so fuckin lousy !)
- Worst Basic : the old ST Basic !
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- Well , friends , as I managed to do the interview , I am really proud to say
- that we are 11 members till now . And I hope we will grow up...
- While I am writing this I am sitting in Penguins' Computer-Room while he is
- looking ( together with ANJA ) TWIN PEAKS The Final Issue ( ? )
- My personal opinion about TWIN PEAKS is that it was too crazy for me after
- the fourth issue and after it , I stopped looking it .. So it is
- no problem for me to type this text while TWIN PEAKS runs at the same time.
-
- Okay , it was real pure bullshit I've written , but I don't mind what to
- write here . Well of course I could talk about my freshly coded LOADING-
- Screen for "ALL TIME LAZY!!" Megademo , but , tough shit , it is TOP SECRET.
-
- A few minutes ( or hours ?? ) ago , Penguin and me tried to rip ETERNAL
- Sounds ( okay , it was mainly me who tried to rip em ) but we don't know
- what to do with them coz while running them there appear ( guessed what ? )
- Yep , there appear 3 Bombs ( Argghhh ) but I am built out of TITAN and
- that means that I am going to try to run em ... ( puhh, a bit complicated )
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- A few words about the HIDDENSCREEN in the PUNISH YOUR MACHINE Demo ...
- Sometimes ago , Penguin and me did a phonecall ( we often do phonecalls )
- and he meant that the Demo wouldn't need two disks and he had the idea to
- let me search a Hiddenscreen ... After thinking about it , I had the same
- idea like Penguin and we , err... , I was going to hunt after it .
- The result was : Two days later after killing much cigarettes and Coke-
- bottles I found a list of Key-Scancodes in the main-menu ... I translated
- them and (siehe da , schau an schau an !) the word "HIDDENSCREENMAESSIG"
- was found !!!
-
- Now I really don't know , what to write here anymore and so I am going to
- leave you alone with this highly intelectual article written by two
- much more intelectual members of ANIMAL MINE.....
- Bye from -M.C.- , and see ya in ALL TIME LAZY!!
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- I (Penguin) hope you liked our little article anyway. We're out of time now,
- coz we want to code a byte (a bit ?) for our next Megademo. I really hope,
- that M.C. stopps drinking now, otherwise he won't be able to code anythink
- the next 2 days.
-
- Enjoy this great mag (I think it's great, coz the first two issues were totally
- great !) and see us later !!
-
- Bye, Bye from M.C. and Penguin of Animal Mine !!!!!!!!
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- If you want to get in touch with ANIMAL MINE (PENGUIN) write to :
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- A.M.
- POSTLAGERND
- W-4000 DÜSSELDORF 30 (UNTERRATH)
- GERMANY
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- P.S.1 : If you want to reach any other Animal write to this address, too.
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- P.S.2 : Send your stuff as letters (!!!) and please use the green custom
- stickers, if you aren't living here in good old germany !
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