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Poor Richard
1734
_Courteous Readers,_
Your kind and charitable Assistance last Year, in purchasing so
large an Impression of my Almanacks, has made my Circumstances much
more easy in the World, and requires my grateful Acknowledgment. My
Wife has been enabled to get a Pot of her own, and is no longer
oblig'd to borrow one from a Neighbour; nor have we ever since been
without something of our own to put in it. She has also got a pair
of Shoes, two new Shifts, and a new warm Petticoat; and for my part,
I have bought a second-hand Coat, so good, that I am now not asham'd
to go to Town or be seen there. These Things have render'd her
Temper so much more pacifick than it us'd to be, that I may say, I
have slept more, and more quietly within this last Year, than in the
three foregoing Years put together. Accept my hearty Thanks
therefor, and my sincere Wishes for your Health and Prosperity.
In the Preface to my last Almanack, I foretold the Death of my
dear old Friend and Fellow-Student, the learned and ingenious Mr.
_Titan Leeds_, which was to be on the 17th of _October_, 1733, 3 h.
29 m. _P.M._ at the very Instant of the xxx of xxx and xxx. By his
own Calculation he was to survive till the 26th of the same Month,
and expire in the Time of the Eclipse, near 11 a clock, _A.M._ At
which of these Times he died, or whether he be really yet dead, I
cannot at this present Writing positively assure my Readers;
forasmuch as a Disorder in my own Family demanded my Presence, and
would not permit me as I had intended, to be with him in his last
Moments, to receive his last Embrace, to close his Eyes, and do the
Duty of a Friend in performing the last Offices to the Departed.
Therefore it is that I cannot positively affirm whether he be dead or
not; for the Stars only show to the Skilful, what will happen in the
natural and universal Chain of Causes and Effects; but 'tis well
known, that the Events which would otherwise certainly happen at
certain Times in the Course of Nature, are sometimes set aside or
postpon'd for wise and good Reasons, by the immediate particular
Dispositions of Providence; which particular Dispositions the Stars
can by no Means discover or foreshow. There is however, (and I
cannot speak it without Sorrow) there is the strongest Probability
that my dear Friend is _no more_; for there appears in his Name, as I
am assured, an Almanack for the Year 1734, in which I am treated in a
very gross and unhandsome Manner; in which I am called _a false
Predicter, an Ignorant, a conceited Scribler, a Fool, and a Lyar._
Mr. _Leeds_ was too well bred to use any Man so indecently and so
scurrilously, and moreover his Esteem and Affection for me was
extraordinary: So that it is to be feared, that Pamphlet may be only
a Contrivance of somebody or other, who hopes perhaps to sell two or
three Year's Almanacks still, by the sole Force and Virtue of Mr.
_Leeds_'s Name; but certainly, to put Words into the Mouth of a
Gentleman and a Man of Letters, against his Friend, which the meanest
and most scandalous of the People might be asham'd to utter even in a
drunken Quarrel, is an unpardonable Injury to his Memory, and an
Imposition upon the Publick.
Mr. _Leeds_ was not only profoundly skilful in the useful
Science he profess'd, but he was a Man of _exemplary Sobriety_, a
most _sincere Friend_, and an _exact Performer of his Word._ These
valuable Qualifications, with many others, so much endear'd him to
me, that although it should be so, that, contrary to all Probability,
contrary to my Prediction and his own, he might possibly be yet
alive, yet my Loss of Honour as a Prognosticator, cannot afford me so
much Mortification, as his Life, Health and Safety would give me Joy
and Satisfaction. I am,
_Courteous and kind Reader,
Your poor Friend and Servant,_
Octob. 30. 1733. _R. SAUNDERS_.
______
Would you live with ease,
Do what you ought, and not what you please.
Principiis obsta.
Better slip with foot than tongue.
You cannot pluck roses without fear of thorns,
Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.
Without justice, courage is weak.
Many dishes many diseases,
Many medicines few cures.
Where carcasses are, eagles will gather,
And where good laws are, much people flock thither.
Hot things, sharp things, sweet things, cold things
All rot the teeth, and make them look like old things.
_Blame-all_ and _Praise-all_ are two blockheads.
Be temperate in wine, in eating, girls, & sloth;
Or the Gout will seize you and plague you both.
No man e'er was glorious, who was not laborious.
What pains our Justice takes his faults to hide,
With half that pains sure he might cure 'em quite.
In success be moderate.
Take this remark from _Richard_ poor and lame,
Whate'er's begun in anger ends in shame.
What one relishes, nourishes.
Fools multiply folly.
Beauty & folly are old companions.
Hope of gain
Lessens pain.
_All_ things are easy to Industry,
_All_ things difficult to _Sloth._
If you ride a Horse, sit close and tight,
If you ride a Man, sit easy and light.
A new truth is a truth, an old error is an error,
Tho' _Clodpate_ wont allow either.
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog.
Astrologers say,
This is a good Day,
To make Love in May.
Who pleasure gives,
Shall joy receive.
Be not sick too late, nor well too soon.
Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without
Marriage.
Lawyers, Preachers, and Tomtits Eggs, there are more of them
hatch'd than come to perfection.
Be neither silly, nor cunning, but wise.
Neither a Fortress nor a Maidenhead will hold out long after
they begin to parly.
Jack _Little_ sow'd little, & little he'll reap.
All things are cheap to the saving, dear to the wasteful.
Would you persuade, speak of Interest, not of Reason.
Some men grow mad by studying much to know,
But who grows mad by studying good to grow.
Happy's the Woing, that's not long a doing.
Don't value a man for the Quality he is of, but for the
Qualities he possesses.
_Bucephalus_ the Horse of _Alexand_ hath as lasting fame as
his Master.
Rain or Snow,
To _Chili_ go,
You'll find it so,
For ought we know.
Time will show.
There have been as great Souls unknown to fame as any of the
most famous.
Do good to thy Friend to keep him, to thy enemy to gain him.
A good Man is seldom uneasy, an ill one never easie.
Teach your child to hold his tongue, he'l learn fast enough to
speak.
He that cannot obey, cannot command.
An innocent _Plowman_ is more worthy than a vicious _Prince._
_Sam's Religion_ is like a _Chedder Cheese_, 'tis made of the
_milk_ of one & twenty Parishes.
Grief for a dead Wife, & a troublesome Guest,
Continues to the _threshold_, and there is at rest;
But I mean such wives as are none of the best.
As Charms are nonsence, Nonsence is a Charm.
An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow.
Drink Water, Put the Money in your Pocket, and leave the
_Dry-bellyach_ in the _Punchbowl._
He that is rich need not live sparingly, and he that can live
sparingly need not be rich.
If you wou'd be reveng'd of your enemy, govern your self.
A wicked Hero will turn his back to an innocent coward.
_Laws_ like to _Cobwebs_ catch small Flies,
Great ones break thro' before your eyes.
Strange, that he who lives by Shifts, can seldom shift himself.
As sore places meet most rubs, proud folks meet most affronts.
The magistrate should obey the Laws, the People should obey the
magistrate.
When 'tis fair be sure take your Great coat with you.
He does not possess Wealth, it possesses him.
_Necessity_ has no Law; I know some Attorneys of the name.
Onions can make ev'n Heirs and Widows weep.
Avarice and Happiness never saw each other, how then shou'd
they become acquainted.
The thrifty maxim of the wary _Dutch_,
Is to save all the Money they can touch.
He that waits upon Fortune, is never sure of a Dinner.
A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant
one.
Marry your Son when you will, but your Daughter when you can.
______
By Mrs. _Bridget Saunders_, my Dutchess, in Answer to the
_December_ Verses of last Year.
He that for sake of Drink neglects his Trade,
And spends each Night in Taverns till 'tis late,
And rises when the Sun is four hours high,
And ne'er regards his starving Family;
God in his Mercy may do much to save him.
But, woe to the poor Wife, whose Lot it is to have him.
______
He that knows nothing of it, may by chance be a Prophet; while
the wisest that is may happen to miss.
If you wou'd have Guests merry with your cheer,
Be so your self, or so at least appear.
Famine, Plague, War, and an unnumber'd throng
Of Guilt-avenging Ills, to Man belong;
Is't not enough Plagues, Wars, and Famines rise
To lash our crimes, but must our Wives be wise?
Reader, farewel, all Happiness attend thee:
May each _New-Year_ better and richer find thee.