I'm terribly sorry, Boss... but I think I've accidentally thrown our whole stock of cheese in the garbage!
Er... hello, Boss... I just put all our cheese next to the oven for a minute, and now it's gone all sticky...
Sorry, but two dinosaurs came in the kitchen and ate most of our stocks! I couldn't stop them!
Oh, it's OK!
It doesn't matter!
Could be worse!
What incompetence!
What a mess!
You're joking!
GET OUT!!!!
You're fired!
GET OUT! And don't come back!
I knew you wouldn't be angry with me. It won't happen again.
I know it was a bit silly of me.
I've had enough of this joint anyway.
Err... Boss... aahh... I brought a can of gasoline into the kitchen, and it must have spilled somehow, and... the oven blew up.
Err, hello, err... I don't know much about ovens... When I tried to use it... err... well, see for yourself...
I'm terribly sorry, I don't know how it happened... I was just testing what the OVERDRIVE switch on the oven was for... and then... err... the thing just blew up!!!
It doesn't matter.
Nobody's perfect.
It's a good job you weren't hurt.
You fool!
You stupid idiot!
You can't be serious!
TAKE A HIKE!!!
You're fired!
GET OUT OF HERE! And don't come back!
I'm glad you're not angry with me; anyway, it's alright, you've got plenty of money!
Alright, alright. Just buy a new one.
Then I'll go and work for one of your competitors!
Boss, I'm awful sorry, but I accidentally spilled wine over a customer's new suit. The damage comes to $1000!
I'm awful sorry, I've just dropped a pizza in a customer's lap, and he's demanding $1000 compensation!
Boss, I've just accidentally spilled a cup of coffee on a customers's wig; he says it cost $1000, and says you've got to pay!
What the hey, it's not that bad!
Never mind, we can afford $1000!
It could happen to anyone!
What sort of dorks do I have working for me?
But apart from that everything's OK, is it?
$1000? Do you realise how much that is???!?
That's the last time you'll spill anything here!!!
You're fired!!!
Get out of my shop!!!
Exactly, that's what I think too!
Can't you deduct it from my pay?
Let's see you find a waiter as good as me!
Boss, I'm terribly sorry, but I mislaid 20 orders, and now the customers have left in a rage!
Boss, I'm sorry, but I asked the birthday party in the back to hurry up, and they got up and left; they said they'd never come back!
Boss, I got a whole pile of orders mixed up today, and the customers were really angry!
I can see you're worried. Forget it.
Oh, is that all?
It happens.
That's all I need!
You idiot!
You jerk, don't you realise how much custom you've cost us?
That's the last mistake you'll make here! So long!
Get out of here, you lame brain!
Get out before I put you through the mincer!
You're too good to me, Boss!
I know I'm an idiot.
HELP! I'm out of work!!!
Boss, I accidentally put the "Closed" sign in the door! We haven't taken a cent today!
Boss, I've given the staff the day off; they looked so unhappy yesterday.
Boss, I've lost the door key. They can make another one by tomorrow, but we'll have to close today!
Don't worry, I fancy a day off myself!
It's not too bad, we can manage.
Could be worse; it'll be nice to have a day off!
Are you mad? Do you know how much money you've just thrown down the drain?
I don't believe it! Where did you learn to be a manager?
Call yourself a manager!!
This must not happen to a highly paid manager! GO!
That's the last mistake you made in this place!
A fitting end to your career! So long!
Thanks for being so understanding, Boss!
Don't worry, it won't happen again!
Let's see how you manage without me!
Boss, I accidentally left my cigarette too close to the recipe book last night, and now you can't read the pages. You'll have to write out all the recipes again.
Boss, a robber has just run off with our recipe book. He got out of the window before I could catch him. Can you remember all the recipes?
Boss, I can't find our recipe book. You do know all the recipes off by heart, don't you?!
That's OK, I like surprises.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry, we'll manage alright.
You must be mad! Do you realise how much money that's going to cost us?
I don't believe what I'm hearing. What idiot trained you?
