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PROBLEMS OF AN INTIMATE NATURE ? CONTACT DR.BOB
Dear Dr Bob.
I seem to have developed a bright red ring around my willy wobbler.Can
you suggest anything that I can do to get rid of it?
Try getting your wife to change her lipstick colour.
Dear Dr Bob.
I think my 75 year old husband is taking his passion for music a bit too
far.Every night he leaves the house at around 11 saying he`s away for
his Nat King Cole.I don`t know much about music,is this a record?
Well if he`s doing it every night it`s certainly not bad for a man of
his age.
Dear Br Bob.
I run a caravan sight and each night when I`m doing my security rounds
a lady from Oslo who is staying here keeps offering to give me oral
sex.I don`t want to cheat on my wife but the offer is very
tempting,what should I do?
I always say you should never look a gift Norse in the mouth.
Dear Dr Bob.
A young lady in our block of flats told me that I make her passage all
wet and shiny.I always take my wellingtons off at the foot of the
stairs on a rainy day and can`t think what she`s on about.I offered to
give her passage a quick Flash to get it really shiny and she fainted.
Do you think she`ll come round on her own?
Well if she brings her mate,my number`s in the book.
Dear Dr Bob
I`m a young woman of 21 and as I`d never been to the dentist since I
was at primary school,I went in for a checkup.The dentist had me lie
down on my back with my pants off and legs in the air.He looked
up my skirt and commented that I had the longest rooted molars that
he`s ever seen.He also said that I should come in every week so that
he can see if they`re getting any longer.Do you think they will?
Well they won`t but I expect something will.
Dear Dr Bob.
I`m very worried about my husband.If there`s a storm at night when
we`re sleeping and a bolt of lightning flashes,he jumps up and shouts
" I`ll buy the negatives ".Do you think I should get him to see
someone?
No I think he`s got that sorted out himself.
Dear Dr Bob.
My girlfriend enjoys making love as we`re driving along the road and
she says that it is the only way that she can have an orgasm.I try to
please her but find it very embarrassing as I only have a 50cc Yamaha.
Can you suggest something.
What about a sidecar and a chauffeur.
Dear Dr Bob.
In order for my wife and myself to have a more enjoyable sex life,I
suggested that we should use the rythm method.She agreed and joined a
troupe of Jamaican limbo dancers.I don`t think she gets it.
Oh I think she probably does.
Dear Dr Bob.
My husband told me that he would like to try some kinky things in our
sex life and suggested he tie me to the bed.I quite liked the idea myself
but after he tied the last knot he took a tenner from my purse and went
to the pub.He said that he found it very satisfying,but I didn`t think
too much of it.Do many couples have sex this way?
Probably not,but I bet there are many who`ve thought about it.
Dear Dr Bob.
I was interviewing applicants for two cleaning jobs in my office and I
asked one young lady if she`d ever been picked up by the Fuzz.She
replied she hadn`t but she promised she`d give it a try for £3.25 an
hour.Do you think I should give her one?
Yes I`d say that she definately sounds like an excellent scrubber.
If you would like to pose a question for Dr Bob please feel free to
send in any problems to the Kelstar address.