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WOT,NO FILES
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As part of the grand plan outlined in the editorial,I am going to
concentate on actually getting some fun from my ST in the forseeable
future.Part of this is going to be a complete overhaul of my
collection of PD disks,and a catalogue of all of the misck..........
misssal.........missile.......odds and ends of stuff that I have been
bunging in my bottom drawer with a," I`ll have a proper look at that
later ".This means that it is pretty pointless in me including a list
of my current stuff when I`m going to soon have different numbers
allocated to different disks.
I`m hopefull that someone else will have taken over the running of the
club by next month and I will certainly have my page all present and
correct when or if that happens.
I`ve had a helluva bother lately with loads of different things.One of
the worst was me and my mate Bill were killed on the way to work.
As luck would have it we both went straight down to Hell.
Old Nick was there waiting and he said to me,"You can return to Earth
again you know,there is a way back".Of course I was immediately
interested and asked what I had to do." You`ve got to shag the
fattest,uggliest,smelliest,most disgusting woman already down here ".
Well,I thought about it for a wee bit and thought to myself,ach,why
the hell not,I`ll just have to shut my eyes and pretend it`s Ulrika.
Anyway,we went into a room and the Devil wheeled out this most
disgusting of a warty looking mutt of a boot.After much persuasion,
the old man stood for it and slap bang wallop,away we go.
Anyway,the Devil shook my hand and led me to the passage to get back
home.As we walked,we passed a door where from eminated all manner of
shrieks of exctasy." What`s going on in there then?",I asked the
Devil.Without a word he pushed open the door and lo and behold,here
was Bill doing the wild thing with the most beautiful blonde raver,
with hooters like coconuts.
" Hey,that`s not fair is it?",I said to the Devil," How come I had to
shag that ugly old welly while he gets the dolly bird?" Devil says,
" Well,some of the women want out of here as well you know".
Heh,Heh.
Sorry Bill.
Look forward to seeing you all again in the all new issue of the club
disk...................hopefully.
Bob