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movies-digest Friday, June 26 1998 Volume 02 : Number 040
Re: [MV] famous lines
Re: [MV] famous lines
[MV] Famous Lines
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: Thu, 25 Jun 1998 23:03:09 -0700
From: "C J" <summer_311@mailexcite.com>
Subject: Re: [MV] famous lines
2. CandyMan
8. Toy Story
12. Clueless
13. Aladin
19. Romy and Micheal's High School Reunion
24. Austin Powers International Man of mystery
30. Lier,Lier
31. Scream
33. The Brady Bunch
35. Independence Day
36. A league of there own
53. Showgirls
62. Ace Ventura Pet Detective
64. The Crow
67. Groundhog Day
74. Waterworld
77. To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Numore
87. The First Wives Club
97. The Rock
- ---
C.J Parker
>Can anyone help me with this?
>
>Thanks,
>Blacknight
>
>
>
>> > The 90's Movies Quiz
>> >
>> > "Your mission, should you choose to accept it,
>> > is to identify the movies which the following
>> > lines of dialogue are from. We've picked 100
>> > movies which were released between 1990-1998.
>> > No two quotes are from the same movie; sequels,
>> > however, are another story. Give yourself one
>> > point for each correct answer. If you can name
>> > the character (not the actor) who said the line,
>> > you get a bonus point. This message will
>> > self-destruct if you don't get even half of the
>> > answers right."
>> >
>> > 1. "What are you gonna do? Charge me with
>> > smoking?"
>> >
>> > 2. "If you look in the mirror and say his name
>> > 5 times, he'll appear behind you breathing
>> > down your neck."
>> >
>> > 3. "It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you
>> > take it with you."
>> >
>> > 4. "Why is everyone's child more important than
>> > yours?"
>> >
>> > 5. "Yes, John, but when the Pirates of The
>> > Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't
>> > eat the tourists."
>> >
>> > 6. "You're no messiah. You're a movie of the
>> > week. You're a fucking t-shirt at best."
>> >
>> > 7. "Stern, if this factory never produces a shell
>> > that can actually be fired, I'd be very happy."
>> >
>> > 8. "To infinity and beyond!"
>>
>> >
>> > 9. "You guys look great in gold, have I told
>> > you that?"
>> >
>> > 10. "Have you ever fallen in love with someone
>> > you haven't talked to? Have you ever been
>> > so alone you spent the night confusing a
>> > man in a coma?"
>> >
>> > 11. "If you try to run, I've got 6 little friends
>> > and they can all run faster than you can."
>> >
>> > 12. "Anything you can do to draw attention to your
>> > mouth is good."
>> >
>> > 13. "Rule No. 3. I can't bring people back from
>> > the dead. It's not a pretty picture and I
>> > don't like doing it."
>> >
>> > 14. "I married Rambo!"
>> >
>> > 15. "I've never loved anybody this way. Never
>> > looked at a woman and thought, if
>> > civilization fails, if the world ends,
>> > I'll understand what God meant."
>> >
>> > 16. "Reports of my assimilation have been greatly
>> > exaggerated."
>> >
>> > 17. "This is my home. I have to defend it."
>> >
>> > 18. "I have to work around here and unfortunately,
>> > Troy, you are a master of the art of time
>> > suckage."
>> >
>> > 19. "You know, even though we've watched
>> > Pretty Woman 36 times, I never get tired
>> > making fun of it."
>> >
>> > 20. "Raise your hands... and all of your flippers."
>> >
>> > 21. "A woman should never learn to sew, and if she
>> > does know how, she shouldn't admit to it."
>> >
>> > 22. "It's quiet. Only 3 days left. Plenty of time
>> > to read my Bible and look for a loophole."
>> >
>> > 23. "Failure is not an option, gentlemen. We've
>> > never lost an American in space; we're sure
>> > as hell not going to lose one on my watch."
>> >
>> > 24. "Mr. Bigglesworth is upset! And when Mr.
>> > Bigglesworth is upset, people DIE!"
>> >
>> > 25. "I only speak two languages --
>> > English and bad English."
>> >
>> > 26. "Sometimes being a teenager is worse
>> > than being dead."
>> > - Clueless ?
>> >
>> > 27. "The misery! The exquisite Susan Hayward
>> > tragedy of it!"
>> >
>> > 28. "I choose not to choose life. I choose
>> > something else!"
>> >
>> > 29. "I had to come. It was a sequel."
>> >
>> > 30. "The pen is blue! The pen is blue!
>> > The goddamn pen is blue!"
>> >
>> > 31. "It's the millenium; Motives are incidental."
>> >
>> > 32. "There's two kinds of people in the world,
>> > Charlie. The first group is the people that
>> > face the music; the second group are those
>> > who run for cover. Cover is better."
>> >
>> > 33. "Put on your Sunday best, kids. We're
>> > going to Sears!"
>> >
>> > 34. "Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel
>> > it tickling. Tell me, Ma'am, when your
>> > little girl is on the slab, where will
>> > it tickle you?"
>> >
>> > 35. "I'm just a little anxious to get up there
>> > and whup ET's ass!"
>> >
>> > 36. "Are you crying? There's no crying in
>> > baseball!"
>> >
>> > 37. "He don't make sense. I don't make sense.
>> > Together, we make sense."
>> >
>> > 38. "You don't want to quit me, I'm your dream
>> > client! I'm the most fun, I'm rich and
>> > I'm always in trouble."
>> >
>> > 39. "Whatever they say, you can never have too
>> > much of earth."
>> >
>> > 40. "Vanity -- definitely my favorite sin."
>> >
>> > 41. "And don't forget to fasten your condoms.
>> > Seatbelts! I meant seatbelts!"
>> >
>> > 42. "Give us free! Give us free! Give us free!
>> > Give us free! Give us free!"
>> >
>> > 43. "For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away
>> > your sins. It's like a morality car wash."
>> >
>> > 44. "One for the running! Two for the rhyme!
>> > Three for the feeling, it's bobsled time!"
>> >
>> > 45. "I'm a drunk and you're a hooker. I want you
>> > to know I am a person who is totally at
>> > ease with this."
>> >
>> > 46. "You wasted ?15,000 on an education you
>> > coulda got for ?1.50 in late fees at the
>> > public library."
>> >
>> > 47. "A world without string is chaos."
>> >
>> > 48. "The voice you hear is not my speaking voice,
>> > but my mind's voice. I have not spoken since
>> > I was 6 years old. No one knows why -- not
>> > even me."
>> >
>> > 49. "I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans
>> > who are trained to kill me, so don't think
>> > for one second you can come down here,
>> > flash your badge and make me nervous."
>> >
>> > 50. "Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God,
>> > but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God
>> > and the only thing that scares me is Keyser
>> > Soze."
>> >
>> > 51. "Matchstick in the gas tank...
>> > boom, boom! Boom, boom!"
>> >
>> > 52. "You said you and me was gonna get out of town
>> > and for once just really let our hair down.
>> > Well darlin', look out cause my hair is
>> > comin' down!"
>> >
>> > 53. "I've had dog food. Long time ago. Doggie Chow.
>> > I used to love Doggie Chow."
>> >
>> > 54. "You're not really anyone in America
>> > if you're not on TV."
>> >
>> > 55. "There's more to life than a little money,
>> > don't you know that?"
>> >
>> > 56. "In my family, there was no clear division
>> > between religion and fly-fishing."
>> >
>> > 57. "Well the thing on my mind now isn't the
>> > good coffee in my cup, it's the dead
>> > nigger in my garage."
>> >
>> > 58. "Is everyone gay? Is this a twilight zone?"
>> >
>> > 59. "Evil is a point of view. God kills
>> > indiscriminately and so shall we."
>> >
>> > 60. "As far back as I can remember, I
>> > always wanted to be a gangster."
>> >
>> > 61. "You stay alive, no matter what occurs.
>> > I will find you! No matter how long it
>> > takes, no matter how far, I will find you!"
>> >
>> > 62. "Warning -- assholes are closer than they
>> > appear!"
>> >
>> > 63. "This is yet another example of the late
>> > neoclassical baroque period. And as I always
>> > say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it!"
>> >
>> > 64. "It can't rain all the time."
>> >
>> > 65. "Taco Bell was the only restaurant to
>> > survive the Franchise Wars. Now all
>> > restaurants are Taco Bell."
>> >
>> > 66. "You're so money and you don't even know it."
>> >
>> > 67. "You want a prediction about the weather?
>> > You're asking the wrong Phil.
>> > I'll give you a winter prediction: it's
>> > gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey and it's
>> > gonna last you for the rest of your life!"
>> >
>> > 68. "I'm as serious as a heart attack."
>> >
>> > 69. "Life is pain. Get used to it."
>> >
>> > 70. "...and as they both sank beneath the waves,
>> > the frog cries out, "Why did you sting me,
>> > Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will drown."
>> > Scorpion replies, "I can't help it. It's in
>> > my nature."
>> >
>> > 71. "I've said it before and I'll say it again,
>> > "No more fucking ABBA!"
>> >
>> > 72. "How can you diagnose me as obsessive-compulsive
>> > and then tell me I have a choice about barging
>> > in here?"
>> >
>> > 73. "Verbal agility is a highly overrated thing
>> > in a guy and it's our pathetic need for it that
>> > gets us into so much trouble."
>> >
>> > 74. "Dry land is not just our destination,
>> > it is our destiny!"
>> >
>> > 75. "Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but
>> > I run like the wind blows."
>> >
>> > 76. "That is a babe! She makes me feel kinda funny,
>> > like when we used to climb rope in gym class."
>> >
>> > 77. "When a gay man has too much fashion sense for
>> > a single gender, he is a drag queen."
>> >
>> > 78. "Filmmaking is not about the little details,
>> > it's about the big picture!"
>> >
>> > 79. "Lies, deceit, mixed messages...this is
>> > turning into a real marriage."
>> >
>> > 80. "I've always been better at volcanoes than
>> > figuring out people and politics."
>> >
>> > 81. "I don't believe a man can consider himself
>> > fully content unless he has done all he can
>> > to be of service to his employer."
>> >
>> > 82. "You would pay for your airline; why won't
>> > you pay for your son?"
>> >
>> > 83. "Christmas? Christmas means dinner, dinner
>> > means death, death means carnage, Christmas
>> > means carnage!"
>> >
>> > 84. "Come back here so that I may brain thee!"
>> >
>> > 85. "There's only two men I trust; one is me,
>> > the other is not here."
>> >
>> > 86. "You have the hots for me, I have the hots
>> > for him, and sooner or later, he's gonna
>> > have the hots for you."
>> >
>> > 87. "Ladies, you have to be strong and independent.
>> > And remember, don't get mad...get everything!"
>> >
>> > 88. "Life's a bitch...now so am I."
>> >
>> > 89. "I crap bigger than you!"
>> >
>> > 90. "Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have
>> > an entire Achilles body."
>> >
>> > 91. "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going
>> > to have to feel my way through."
>> >
>> > 92. "And if knowledge is power, then a God am I!
>> > (pauses) Was that over the top? I can never tell."
>> >
>> > 93. "What we in the news business can never forget
>> > is that we are only as good as the stories we tell."
>> >
>> > 94. "We can't shoot a dog. People, okay. But not dogs!"
>> >
>> > 95. "Ooh! Aah! That's how it always starts. Then
>> > later there's running and screaming."
>> >
>> > 96. "Our love is like a red, red rose...
>> > and I am a little thorny."
>> >
>> > 97. "I have a unique knowledge of this prison
>> > facility. I was formerly a guest here."
>> >
>> > 98. "Paris is always a good idea."
>> >
>> > 99. "That's more than a dress. That's an
>> > Audrey Hepburn movie."
>> >
>> > 100. "It doesn't look any bigger than the
>> > Mauritania."
>
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Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1998 09:50:28 +0100
From: "Toni S." <tonis@dircon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: [MV] famous lines
Gregory A. Swarthout wrote:
> Guesses are indicated with (?). Others should be right.
>
> Greg
>
> > > > 1. "What are you gonna do? Charge me with
> > > > smoking?"
>
> Basic Instinct
>
> > > > 5. "Yes, John, but when the Pirates of The
> > > > Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't
> > > > eat the tourists."
>
> Jurassic Park
>
> > > > 7. "Stern, if this factory never produces a shell
> > > > that can actually be fired, I'd be very happy."
>
> Schindler's List
>
> > > > 8. "To infinity and beyond!"
>
> Toy Story
>
> > > > 12. "Anything you can do to draw attention to your
> > > > mouth is good."
>
> Clueless (?)
>
> > > > 13. "Rule No. 3. I can't bring people back from
> > > > the dead. It's not a pretty picture and I
> > > > don't like doing it."
>
> Aladdin
>
> > > > 16. "Reports of my assimilation have been greatly
> > > > exaggerated."
>
> Star Trek: First Contact (?)
>
> > > > 23. "Failure is not an option, gentlemen. We've
> > > > never lost an American in space; we're sure
> > > > as hell not going to lose one on my watch."
>
> Apollo 13
>
> > > > 26. "Sometimes being a teenager is worse
> > > > than being dead."
>
> Beetlejuice (?) YEP
>
> > > > 30. "The pen is blue! The pen is blue!
> > > > The goddamn pen is blue!"
>
> Liar Liar
>
> > > > 34. "Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel
> > > > it tickling. Tell me, Ma'am, when your
> > > > little girl is on the slab, where will
> > > > it tickle you?"
>
> Silence of the Lambs
>
> > > > 35. "I'm just a little anxious to get up there
> > > > and whup ET's ass!"
>
> Independence Day
>
> > > > 36. "Are you crying? There's no crying in
> > > > baseball!"
>
> A League of Their Own
>
> > > > 40. "Vanity -- definitely my favorite sin."
>
> The Devil's Advocate
>
> > > > 43. "For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away
> > > > your sins. It's like a morality car wash."
>
> Leaving Las Vegas (?)
>
> > > > 44. "One for the running! Two for the rhyme!
> > > > Three for the feeling, it's bobsled time!"
>
> Cool Running (?)
>
> > > > 45. "I'm a drunk and you're a hooker. I want you
> > > > to know I am a person who is totally at
> > > > ease with this."
>
> Leaving Las Vegas
>
> > > > 46. "You wasted ?15,000 on an education you
> > > > coulda got for ?1.50 in late fees at the
> > > > public library."
>
> Good Will Hunting (?)
>
> > > > 49. "I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans
> > > > who are trained to kill me, so don't think
> > > > for one second you can come down here,
> > > > flash your badge and make me nervous."
>
> A Few Good Men
>
> > > > 50. "Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God,
> > > > but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God
> > > > and the only thing that scares me is Keyser
> > > > Soze."
>
> The Usual Suspects
>
> > > > 54. "You're not really anyone in America
> > > > if you're not on TV."
>
> To Die For (?)
>
> > > > 56. "In my family, there was no clear division
> > > > between religion and fly-fishing."
>
> A River Runs Through It (?) YEP
>
> > > > 57. "Well the thing on my mind now isn't the
> > > > good coffee in my cup, it's the dead
> > > > nigger in my garage."
>
> Pulp Fiction (?) YEP!
>
> > > > 60. "As far back as I can remember, I
> > > > always wanted to be a gangster."
>
> Goodfellas
>
> > > > 61. "You stay alive, no matter what occurs.
> > > > I will find you! No matter how long it
> > > > takes, no matter how far, I will find you!"
>
> The Last of the Mohicans
>
> > > > 63. "This is yet another example of the late
> > > > neoclassical baroque period. And as I always
> > > > say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it!"
>
> Beauty and the Beast
>
> > > > 65. "Taco Bell was the only restaurant to
> > > > survive the Franchise Wars. Now all
> > > > restaurants are Taco Bell."
>
> The Demolition Man
>
> > > > 67. "You want a prediction about the weather?
> > > > You're asking the wrong Phil.
> > > > I'll give you a winter prediction: it's
> > > > gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey and it's
> > > > gonna last you for the rest of your life!"
>
> Groundhog Day
>
> > > > 69. "Life is pain. Get used to it."
>
> The Princes Bride (?) Yep, but also used in 'The Long Kiss Goodnight'
>
> > > > 72. "How can you diagnose me as obsessive-compulsive
> > > > and then tell me I have a choice about barging
> > > > in here?"
>
> As Good as It Gets
>
> > > > 74. "Dry land is not just our destination,
> > > > it is our destiny!"
>
> Waterworld (?) Yep
>
> > > > 77. "When a gay man has too much fashion sense for
> > > > a single gender, he is a drag queen."
>
> To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (?)
>
> > > > 82. "You would pay for your airline; why won't
> > > > you pay for your son?"
>
> Ransom
>
> > > > 88. "Life's a bitch...now so am I."
>
> Batman & Robin (?) - Batman Returns actually, it's Catwoman's line.
>
> > > > 95. "Ooh! Aah! That's how it always starts. Then
> > > > later there's running and screaming."
>
> The Lost World: Jurassic Park
>
> > > > 99. "That's more than a dress. That's an
> > > > Audrey Hepburn movie."
>
> Jerry Maguire
>
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Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1998 10:23:04 +0100
From: "Toni S." <tonis@dircon.co.uk>
Subject: [MV] Famous Lines
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1. "What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?"
Basic Instinct
2. "If you look in the mirror and say his name 5 times, he'll appear
behind you breathing down your neck."
Candy Man
3. "It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you."
4. "Why is everyone's child more important than yours?"
5. "Yes, John, but when the Pirates of The Carribean breaks down, the
pirates don't eat the tourists."
Jurassic Park
6. "You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking
t-shirt at best."
7. "Stern, if this factory never produces a shell that can actually be
fired, I'd be very happy."
Schindler's List
8. "To infinity and beyond!"
Toy Story
9. "You guys look great in gold, have I told you that?"
10. "Have you ever fallen in love with someone you haven't talked to?
Have you ever been
so alone you spent the night confusing a man in a coma?"
While You Were Sleeping
11. "If you try to run, I've got 6 little friends and they can all run
faster than you can."
12. "Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good."
Clueless?
13. "Rule No. 3. I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a
pretty picture and I don't like doing it."
Aladdin
14. "I married Rambo!"
True Lies
15. "I've never loved anybody this way. Never looked at a woman and
thought, if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll understand what
God meant."
When A Man Loves A Woman?
16. "Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated."
17. "This is my home. I have to defend it."
18. "I have to work around here and unfortunately, Troy, you are a
master of the art of time
suckage."
Reality Bites
19. "You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman 36 times, I never
get tired
making fun of it."
20. "Raise your hands... and all of your flippers."
Men In Black
21. "A woman should never learn to sew, and if she does know how, she
shouldn't admit to it."
How To Make An American Quilt???
22. "It's quiet. Only 3 days left. Plenty of time to read my Bible and
look for a loophole."
23. "Failure is not an option, gentlemen. We've never lost an American
in space; we're sure
as hell not going to lose one on my watch."
Apollo 13
24. "Mr. Bigglesworth is upset! And when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,
people DIE!"
25. "I only speak two languages -- English and bad English."
26. "Sometimes being a teenager is worse than being dead."
Pump Up The Volume
27. "The misery! The exquisite Susan Hayward tragedy of it!"
28. "I choose not to choose life. I choose something else!"
29. "I had to come. It was a sequel."
30. "The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The goddamn pen is blue!"
Liar Liar
31. "It's the millenium; Motives are incidental."
32. "There's two kinds of people in the world, Charlie. The first group
is the people that
face the music; the second group are those who run for cover. Cover is
better."
33. "Put on your Sunday best, kids. We're going to Sears!"
34. "Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me,
Ma'am, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?"
Silence of the Lambs
35. "I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup ET's ass!"
Independance Day
36. "Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball!"
A League of Their Own
37. "He don't make sense. I don't make sense. Together, we make sense."
38. "You don't want to quit me, I'm your dream client! I'm the most fun,
I'm rich and
I'm always in trouble."
The People vs. Larry Flynn
39. "Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth."
40. "Vanity -- definitely my favorite sin."
The Devil's Advocate
41. "And don't forget to fasten your condoms. Seatbelts! I meant
seatbelts!"
Father of the Bride
42. "Give us free! Give us free! Give us free! Give us free! Give us
free!"
43. "For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a
morality car wash."
Leaving Las Vegas
44. "One for the running! Two for the rhyme! Three for the feeling, it's
bobsled time!"
Cool Running
45. "I'm a drunk and you're a hooker. I want you to know I am a person
who is totally at
ease with this."
Leaving Las Vegas
46. "You wasted ?15,000 on an education you coulda got for ?1.50 in late
fees at the public library."
Good Will Hunting?
47. "A world without string is chaos."
Mousehunt?
48. "The voice you hear is not my speaking voice, but my mind's voice. I
have not spoken since
I was 6 years old. No one knows why -- not even me."
The Piano
49. "I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill
me, so don't think for one second you can come down here, flash your
badge and make me nervous."
A Few Good Men
50. "Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him."
Well I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."
The Usual Suspects
51. "Matchstick in the gas tank... boom, boom! Boom, boom!"
52. "You said you and me was gonna get out of town and for once just
really let our hair down.
Well darlin', look out cause my hair is comin' down!"
Thelma & Louise
53. "I've had dog food. Long time ago. Doggie Chow. I used to love
Doggie Chow."
54. "You're not really anyone in America if you're not on TV."
To Die For?
55. "There's more to life than a little money, don't you know that?"
56. "In my family, there was no clear division between religion and
fly-fishing."
A River Runs Through It
57. "Well the thing on my mind now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's
the dead
nigger in my garage."
Pulp Fiction
58. "Is everyone gay? Is this a twilight zone?"
In & Out?
59. "Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall
we."
Natural Born Killers?
60. "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
61. "You stay alive, no matter what occurs. I will find you! No matter
how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you!"
The Last of the Mohicans
62. "Warning -- assholes are closer than they appear!"
63. "This is yet another example of the late neoclassical baroque
period. And as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it!"
64. "It can't rain all the time."
65. "Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars.
Now all restaurants are Taco Bell."
Demolition Man
66. "You're so money and you don't even know it."
67. "You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong
Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: it's gonna be cold, it's gonna
be grey and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life!"
Groundhog Day
68. "I'm as serious as a heart attack."
Volcano?
69. "Life is pain. Get used to it."
The Princess Bride (or) The Long Kiss Goodnight
70. "...and as they both sank beneath the waves, the frog cries out,
"Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will drown."
Scorpion replies, "I can't help it. It's in my nature."
71. "I've said it before and I'll say it again, "No more fucking ABBA!"
Priscella, Queen of the Desert
72. "How can you diagnose me as obsessive-compulsive and then tell me I
have a choice about barging in here?"
As Good As It Gets
73. "Verbal agility is a highly overrated thing in a guy and it's our
pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble."
74. "Dry land is not just our destination, it is our destiny!"
Waterworld
75. "Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I run like the wind
blows."
Forrest Gump??
76. "That is a babe! She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to
climb rope in gym class."
77. "When a gay man has too much fashion sense for a single gender, he
is a drag queen."
78. "Filmmaking is not about the little details, it's about the big
picture!"
79. "Lies, deceit, mixed messages...this is turning into a real
marriage."
80. "I've always been better at volcanoes than figuring out people and
politics."
Dante's Peak
81. "I don't believe a man can consider himself fully content unless he
has done all he can to be of service to his employer."
The Remains of the Day
82. "You would pay for your airline; why won't you pay for your son?"
Ransom
83. "Christmas? Christmas means dinner, dinner means death, death means
carnage, Christmas means carnage!"
84. "Come back here so that I may brain thee!"
85. "There's only two men I trust; one is me, the other is not here."
86. "You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or
later, he's gonna have the hots for you."
87. "Ladies, you have to be strong and independent. And remember, don't
get mad...get everything!"
First Wives Club
88. "Life's a bitch...now so am I."
Batman Returns
89. "I crap bigger than you!"
90. "Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have an entire Achilles
body."
91. "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way
through."
92. "And if knowledge is power, then a God am I! (pauses) Was that over
the top? I can never tell."
Batman & Robin
93. "What we in the news business can never forget is that we are only
as good as the stories we tell."
Up Close & Personal
94. "We can't shoot a dog. People, okay. But not dogs!"
95. "Ooh! Aah! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running
and screaming."
The Lost World
96. "Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny."
97. "I have a unique knowledge of this prison facility. I was formerly a
guest here."
The Rock
98. "Paris is always a good idea."
Forget Paris?
99. "That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie."
Jerry Maguire
100. "It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania."
Titanic?
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1. "What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?"
<BR><I>Basic Instinct</I>
<P>2. "If you look in the mirror and say his name 5 times, he'll appear
behind you breathing down your neck."
<BR><I>Candy Man</I>
<P>3. "It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you."
<P>4. "Why is everyone's child more important than yours?"
<P>5. "Yes, John, but when the Pirates of The Carribean breaks down, the
pirates don't eat the tourists."
<BR><I>Jurassic Park</I>
<P>6. "You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking
t-shirt at best."
<P>7. "Stern, if this factory never produces a shell that can actually
be fired, I'd be very happy."
<BR><I>Schindler's List</I>
<P>8. "To infinity and beyond!"
<BR><I>Toy Story</I>
<P>9. "You guys look great in gold, have I told you that?"
<P>10. "Have you ever fallen in love with someone you haven't talked to?
Have you ever been
<BR> so alone you spent the night confusing a man in a coma?"
<BR><I>While You Were Sleeping</I>
<P>11. "If you try to run, I've got 6 little friends and they can all run
faster than you can."
<P>12. "Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good."
<BR><I>Clueless?</I>
<P>13. "Rule No. 3. I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a
pretty picture and I don't like doing it."
<BR><I>Aladdin</I>
<P>14. "I married Rambo!"
<BR><I>True Lies</I>
<P>15. "I've never loved anybody this way. Never looked at a woman and
thought, if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll understand what
God meant."
<BR><I>When A Man Loves A Woman?</I>
<P>16. "Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated."
<P>17. "This is my home. I have to defend it."
<P>18. "I have to work around here and unfortunately, Troy, you are a master
of the art of time
<BR> suckage."
<BR><I>Reality Bites</I>
<P>19. "You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman 36 times, I never
get tired
<BR> making fun of it."
<P>20. "Raise your hands... and all of your flippers."
<BR><I>Men In Black</I>
<P>21. "A woman should never learn to sew, and if she does know how, she
shouldn't admit to it."
<BR><I>How To Make An American Quilt???</I>
<P>22. "It's quiet. Only 3 days left. Plenty of time to read my Bible and
look for a loophole."
<P>23. "Failure is not an option, gentlemen. We've never lost an American
in space; we're sure
<BR> as hell not going to lose one on my watch."
<BR><I>Apollo 13</I>
<P>24. "Mr. Bigglesworth is upset! And when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,
people DIE!"
<P>25. "I only speak two languages -- English and bad English."
<P>26. "Sometimes being a teenager is worse than being dead."
<BR><I>Pump Up The Volume</I>
<P>27. "The misery! The exquisite Susan Hayward tragedy of it!"
<P>28. "I choose not to choose life. I choose something else!"
<P>29. "I had to come. It was a sequel."
<P>30. "The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The goddamn pen is blue!"
<BR><I>Liar Liar</I>
<P>31. "It's the millenium; Motives are incidental."
<P>32. "There's two kinds of people in the world, Charlie. The first group
is the people that
<BR> face the music; the second group are those who run for cover.
Cover is better."
<P>33. "Put on your Sunday best, kids. We're going to Sears!"
<P>34. "Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me,
Ma'am, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?"
<BR><I>Silence of the Lambs</I>
<P>35. "I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup ET's ass!"
<BR><I>Independance Day</I>
<P>36. "Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball!"
<BR><I>A League of Their Own</I>
<P>37. "He don't make sense. I don't make sense. Together, we make sense."
<P>38. "You don't want to quit me, I'm your dream client! I'm the most
fun, I'm rich and
<BR> I'm always in trouble."
<BR><I>The People vs. Larry Flynn</I>
<P>39. "Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth."
<P>40. "Vanity -- definitely my favorite sin."
<BR><I>The Devil's Advocate</I>
<P>41. "And don't forget to fasten your condoms. Seatbelts! I meant seatbelts!"
<BR><I>Father of the Bride</I>
<P>42. "Give us free! Give us free! Give us free! Give us free! Give us
free!"
<P>43. "For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a
morality car wash."
<BR><I>Leaving Las Vegas</I>
<P>44. "One for the running! Two for the rhyme! Three for the feeling,
it's bobsled time!"
<BR><I>Cool Running</I>
<P>45. "I'm a drunk and you're a hooker. I want you to know I am a person
who is totally at
<BR> ease with this."
<BR><I>Leaving Las Vegas</I>
<P>46. "You wasted ?15,000 on an education you coulda got for ?1.50 in
late fees at the public library."
<BR><I>Good Will Hunting?</I>
<P>47. "A world without string is chaos."
<BR><I>Mousehunt?</I>
<P>48. "The voice you hear is not my speaking voice, but my mind's voice.
I have not spoken since
<BR> I was 6 years old. No one knows why -- not even me."
<BR><I>The Piano</I>
<P>49. "I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill
me, so don't think for one second you can come down here, flash your badge
and make me nervous."
<BR><I>A Few Good Men</I>
<P>50. "Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him."
Well I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."
<BR><I>The Usual Suspects</I>
<P>51. "Matchstick in the gas tank... boom, boom! Boom, boom!"
<P>52. "You said you and me was gonna get out of town and for once just
really let our hair down.
<BR>Well darlin', look out cause my hair is comin' down!"
<BR><I>Thelma & Louise</I>
<P>53. "I've had dog food. Long time ago. Doggie Chow. I used to love Doggie
Chow."
<P>54. "You're not really anyone in America if you're not on TV."
<BR><I>To Die For?</I>
<P>55. "There's more to life than a little money, don't you know that?"
<P>56. "In my family, there was no clear division between religion and
fly-fishing."
<BR><I>A River Runs Through It</I>
<P>57. "Well the thing on my mind now isn't the good coffee in my cup,
it's the dead
<BR> nigger in my garage."
<BR><I>Pulp Fiction</I>
<P>58. "Is everyone gay? Is this a twilight zone?"
<BR><I>In & Out?</I>
<P>59. "Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall
we."
<BR><I>Natural Born Killers?</I>
<P>60. "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
<P>61. "You stay alive, no matter what occurs. I will find you! No matter
how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you!"
<BR><I>The Last of the Mohicans</I>
<P>62. "Warning -- assholes are closer than they appear!"
<P>63. "This is yet another example of the late neoclassical baroque period.
And as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it!"
<P>64. "It can't rain all the time."
<P>65. "Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars.
Now all restaurants are Taco Bell."
<BR><I>Demolition Man</I>
<P>66. "You're so money and you don't even know it."
<P>67. "You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong
Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: it's gonna be cold, it's gonna
be grey and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life!"
<BR><I>Groundhog Day</I>
<P>68. "I'm as serious as a heart attack."
<BR><I>Volcano?</I>
<P>69. "Life is pain. Get used to it."
<BR><I>The Princess Bride (or) The Long Kiss Goodnight</I>
<P>70. "...and as they both sank beneath the waves, the frog cries out,
"Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will drown." Scorpion
replies, "I can't help it. It's in my nature."
<P>71. "I've said it before and I'll say it again, "No more fucking ABBA!"
<BR><I>Priscella, Queen of the Desert</I>
<P>72. "How can you diagnose me as obsessive-compulsive and then tell me
I have a choice about barging in here?"
<BR><I>As Good As It Gets</I>
<P>73. "Verbal agility is a highly overrated thing in a guy and it's our
pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble."
<P>74. "Dry land is not just our destination, it is our destiny!"
<BR><I>Waterworld</I>
<P>75. "Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I run like the wind
blows."
<BR><I>Forrest Gump??</I>
<P>76. "That is a babe! She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used
to climb rope in gym class."
<P>77. "When a gay man has too much fashion sense for a single gender,
he is a drag queen."
<P>78. "Filmmaking is not about the little details, it's about the big
picture!"
<P>79. "Lies, deceit, mixed messages...this is turning into a real marriage."
<P>80. "I've always been better at volcanoes than figuring out people and
politics."
<BR><I>Dante's Peak</I>
<P>81. "I don't believe a man can consider himself fully content unless
he has done all he can to be of service to his employer."
<BR><I>The Remains of the Day</I>
<P>82. "You would pay for your airline; why won't you pay for your son?"
<BR><I>Ransom</I>
<P>83. "Christmas? Christmas means dinner, dinner means death, death means
carnage, Christmas means carnage!"
<P>84. "Come back here so that I may brain thee!"
<P>85. "There's only two men I trust; one is me, the other is not here."
<P>86. "You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or
later, he's gonna have the hots for you."
<P>87. "Ladies, you have to be strong and independent. And remember, don't
get mad...get everything!"
<BR><I>First Wives Club</I>
<P>88. "Life's a bitch...now so am I."
<BR><I>Batman Returns</I>
<P>89. "I crap bigger than you!"
<P>90. "Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have an entire Achilles body."
<P>91. "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way
through."
<P>92. "And if knowledge is power, then a God am I! (pauses) Was that over
the top? I can never tell."
<BR><I>Batman & Robin</I>
<P>93. "What we in the news business can never forget is that we are only
as good as the stories we tell."
<BR><I>Up Close & Personal</I>
<P>94. "We can't shoot a dog. People, okay. But not dogs!"
<P>95. "Ooh! Aah! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running
and screaming."
<BR><I>The Lost World</I>
<P>96. "Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny."
<P>97. "I have a unique knowledge of this prison facility. I was formerly
a guest here."
<BR><I>The Rock</I>
<P>98. "Paris is always a good idea."
<BR><I>Forget Paris?</I>
<P>99. "That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie."
<BR><I>Jerry Maguire</I>
<P>100. "It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania."
<BR><I>Titanic?</I>
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