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canslim-digest Wednesday, February 12 2003 Volume 02 : Number 3168
In this issue:
[CANSLIM] Fw: "COWS" - Some I've seen, but some are new to me.............
[CANSLIM] we all need a good ha ha
[CANSLIM] RADA
Re: [CANSLIM] RADA
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Date: Tue, 11 Feb 2003 00:24:30 -0800
From: "NANCY POLCARO" <ZILLAGIRL@msn.com>
Subject: [CANSLIM] Fw: "COWS" - Some I've seen, but some are new to me.............
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I will try again because I really hope you folks laugh half as much as I =
did when I saw it. We all could use a laugh I think. Pay close attenti=
on to American Corporation-It explains everything we have been going in t=
he market-I cant believe I didn't see it all before. Hope you enjoy Nan=
cy
- ----- Original Message -----
From: CBenz777@aol.com
Sent: Monday, February 10, 2003 5:29 PM
To: lilalxndr@hotmail.com; ALLARDPEG@aol.com; TereandBete@aol.com; JBisho=
p922@aol.com; barneyb@charter.net; BunkBen@aol.com; CJP-NHRECORDS@att.net=
; LadyJRanch@aol.com; marilyn@ridgenet.net; Star1701D@aol.com; ddiener00@=
hotmail.com; Reltrst@aol.com; Ramrunner1948@aol.com; alhrs@charter.net; G=
VHINT@aol.com; mholguin@ucla.edu; DSHOWSE45@aol.com; maureen.j.hussey@boe=
ing.com; donnahutch@juno.com; MICHELERENEEJANS@aol.com; vljansen@ShellOPU=
S.com; Ksuj6636@aol.com; mmoore51@cox.net; MMoore3508@msn.com; NitaFreema=
n@HotMail.Com; Sea45Bug@aol.com; mulmul38@hotmail.com; zillagirl@msn.com;=
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Subject: "COWS" - Some I've seen, but some are new to me.............
Subject: Two Cows =20
> > =20
> > This is a really clever version on the differences between different =20
> > political philosophies : =20
> > =20
> > =20
> > DEMOCRAT: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > Your neighbor has none. =20
> > You feel guilty for being successful. =20
> > You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows,forcing you t=
o =20
> > sell =20
> > one to raise money to pay the tax. =20
> > The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give =
it to =20
> > your neighbor. =20
> > You feel righteous. =20
> > Barbara Streisand sings for you. =20
> > =20
> > SOCIALIST: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. =20
> > You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. =20
> > =20
> > REPUBLICAN: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > Your neighbor has none. =20
> > So? =20
> > =20
> > COMMUNIST: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > The government seizes both and provides you with milk. =20
> > You wait in line for hours to get it. =20
> > It is expensive and sour. =20
> > =20
> > CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. =20
> > =20
> > DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to suppor=
t a =20
> > man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from =
your =20
> > government. =20
> > =20
> > BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you=
for =20
> > the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain. =20
> > =20
> > AMERICAN CORPORATION: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.=
=20
> > You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of four cows. =20
> > You are surprised when one cow drops dead. =20
> > You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized a=
nd =20
> > are reducing expenses. =20
> > Your stock goes up. =20
> > =20
> > FRENCH CORPORATION: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > You go on strike because you want three cows. =20
> > You go to lunch. =20
> > Life is good. =20
> > =20
> > =20
> > JAPANESE CORPORATION: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow a=
nd =20
> > produce twenty times the milk. =20
> > They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. =20
> > Most are at the top of their class at cow school. =20
> > =20
> > GERMAN CORPORATION: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give =20
> > excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. =20
> > Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. =20
> > =20
> > ITALIAN CORPORATION: =20
> > You have two cows but you don't know where they are. =20
> > While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. =20
> > You break for lunch. =20
> > Life is good. =20
> > =20
> > =20
> > RUSSIAN CORPORATION: =20
> > You have two cows. =20
> > You count them and learn you have five cows. =20
> > You have some more vodka. =20
> > You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. =20
> > You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. =20
> > You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. =20
> > You produce your 10th, 5-year plan in the last 3 months. =20
> > The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. =20
> > =20
> > =20
> > TALIBAN CORPORATION: =20
> > You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. =20
> > You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private p=
arts. =20
> > Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were i=
n the =20
> > hospital. =20
> > =20
> > =20
> > POLISH CORPORATION: =20
> > You have two bulls. =20
> > Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them. =20
> > =20
> > =20
> > FLORIDA CORPORATION: =20
> > You have a black cow and a brown cow. =20
> > Everyone votes for the best looking one. =20
> > Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black on=
e. =20
> > Some people vote for both. =20
> > Some people vote for neither. =20
> > Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. =20
> > Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is =20
> > thebest-looking one. =20
> > =20
> > =20
> > NEW YORK CORPORATION: =20
> > You have fifteen million cows. =20
> > You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you p=
ick =20
> > some cow from Arkansas. =20
> > =20
> > =20
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<HTML><BODY STYLE=3D"font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV>I will try aga=
in because I really hope you folks laugh half as much as I did when I saw=
it. We all could use a laugh I think. Pay close attent=
ion to American Corporation-It explains everything we have been going in =
the market-I cant believe I didn't see it all before. Hope you=
enjoy Nancy</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE style=3D"PADDING-R=
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COLOR: black"><B>From:</B> CBenz777@aol.com</DIV> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10=
pt Arial"><B>Sent:</B> Monday, February 10, 2003 5:29 PM</DIV> <DIV style=
=3D"FONT: 10pt Arial"><B>To:</B> lilalxndr@hotmail.com; ALLARDPEG@aol.com=
; TereandBete@aol.com; JBishop922@aol.com; barneyb@charter.net; BunkBen@a=
ol.com; CJP-NHRECORDS@att.net; LadyJRanch@aol.com; marilyn@ridgenet.net; =
Star1701D@aol.com; ddiener00@hotmail.com; Reltrst@aol.com; Ramrunner1948@=
aol.com; alhrs@charter.net; GVHINT@aol.com; mholguin@ucla.edu; DSHOWSE45@=
aol.com; maureen.j.hussey@boeing.com; donnahutch@juno.com; MICHELERENEEJA=
NS@aol.com; vljansen@ShellOPUS.com; Ksuj6636@aol.com; mmoore51@cox.net; M=
Moore3508@msn.com; NitaFreeman@HotMail.Com; Sea45Bug@aol.com; mulmul38@ho=
tmail.com; zillagirl@msn.com; TRICKIE1@aol.com; GYPSIEBJ2@aol.com; cosyps=
@cox.net; Haydeevt@aol.com; duchmuff@commspeed.net; deanna@centurytrans.c=
om</DIV> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt Arial"><B>Subject:</B> "COWS" - Some I'=
ve seen, but some are new to me.............</DIV> <DIV> </DIV><FONT=
face=3Darial,helvetica><FONT size=3D2>Subject: Two Cows <BR>> > <B=
R>> > This is a really clever version on the differences between di=
fferent <BR>> > political philosophies : <BR>> > <BR>> >=
; <BR>> > DEMOCRAT: <BR>> > You have two cows. <BR>> > =
Your neighbor has none. <BR>> > You feel guilty for being successfu=
l. <BR>> > You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows,=
forcing you to <BR>> > sell <BR>> > one to raise money to pay=
the tax. <BR>> > The people you voted for then take the tax money,=
buy a cow and give it to <BR>> > your neighbor. <BR>> > You =
feel righteous. <BR>> > Barbara Streisand sings for you. <BR>> &=
gt; <BR>> > SOCIALIST: <BR>> > You have two cows. <BR>> &g=
t; The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. <BR>> > =
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. <BR>> > <=
BR>> > REPUBLICAN: <BR>> > You have two cows. <BR>> > Y=
our neighbor has none. <BR>> > So? <BR>> > <BR>> > COMM=
UNIST: <BR>> > You have two cows. <BR>> > The government seiz=
es both and provides you with milk. <BR>> > You wait in line for ho=
urs to get it. <BR>> > It is expensive and sour. <BR>> > <BR>=
> > CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: <BR>> > You have two cows. <B=
R>> > You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. <BR>> =
> <BR>> > DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: <BR>> > You have two =
cows. <BR>> > The government taxes you to the point you have to sel=
l both to support a <BR>> > man in a foreign country who has only o=
ne cow, which was a gift from your <BR>> > government. <BR>> >=
; <BR>> > BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: <BR>> > You have two c=
ows. <BR>> > The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the =
other, pays you for <BR>> > the milk, and then pours the milk down =
the drain. <BR>> > <BR>> > AMERICAN CORPORATION: <BR>> >=
; You have two cows. <BR>> > You sell one, lease it back to yoursel=
f and do an IPO on the 2nd one. <BR>> > You force the 2 cows to pro=
duce the milk of four cows. <BR>> > You are surprised when one cow =
drops dead. <BR>> > You spin an announcement to the analysts statin=
g you have downsized and <BR>> > are reducing expenses. <BR>> &g=
t; Your stock goes up. <BR>> > <BR>> > FRENCH CORPORATION: <B=
R>> > You have two cows. <BR>> > You go on strike because you=
want three cows. <BR>> > You go to lunch. <BR>> > Life is go=
od. <BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > JAPANESE CORPORATION: <BR>&=
gt; > You have two cows. <BR>> > You redesign them so they are o=
ne-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and <BR>> > produce twenty tim=
es the milk. <BR>> > They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded t=
rains. <BR>> > Most are at the top of their class at cow school. <B=
R>> > <BR>> > GERMAN CORPORATION: <BR>> > You have two =
cows. <BR>> > You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots o=
f beer, give <BR>> > excellent quality milk, and run a hundred mile=
s an hour. <BR>> > Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacat=
ion per year. <BR>> > <BR>> > ITALIAN CORPORATION: <BR>> &=
gt; You have two cows but you don't know where they are. <BR>> > Wh=
ile ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. <BR>> > You break fo=
r lunch. <BR>> > Life is good. <BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>>=
> RUSSIAN CORPORATION: <BR>> > You have two cows. <BR>> >=
You count them and learn you have five cows. <BR>> > You have some=
more vodka. <BR>> > You count them again and learn you have 42 cow=
s. <BR>> > You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. <BR>>=
; > You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. <BR>> =
> You produce your 10th, 5-year plan in the last 3 months. <BR>> &g=
t; The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. <=
BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > TALIBAN CORPORATION: <BR>> &g=
t; You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. <BR>> > You=
don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. <=
BR>> > Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while th=
ey were in the <BR>> > hospital. <BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>&g=
t; > POLISH CORPORATION: <BR>> > You have two bulls. <BR>> &g=
t; Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them. <BR=
>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > FLORIDA CORPORATION: <BR>> >=
You have a black cow and a brown cow. <BR>> > Everyone votes for t=
he best looking one. <BR>> > Some of the people who like the brown =
one best, vote for the black one. <BR>> > Some people vote for both=
. <BR>> > Some people vote for neither. <BR>> > Some people c=
an't figure out how to vote at all. <BR>> > Finally, a bunch of guy=
s from out-of-state tell you which is <BR>> > thebest-looking one. =
<BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > NEW YORK CORPORATION: <BR>> =
> You have fifteen million cows. <BR>> > You have to choose whic=
h one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick <BR>> > some cow =
from Arkansas. <BR>> > <BR>> > <BR></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT=
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Date: Tue, 11 Feb 2003 01:52:20 -0800
From: "zillagirl" <zillagirl@msn.com>
Subject: [CANSLIM] we all need a good ha ha
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Subject: Two Cows=20
> >=20
> > This is a really clever version on the differences between different =
> > political philosophies :=20
> >=20
> >=20
> > DEMOCRAT:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > Your neighbor has none.=20
> > You feel guilty for being successful.=20
> > You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows,forcing you =
to=20
> > sell=20
> > one to raise money to pay the tax.=20
> > The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give =
it to=20
> > your neighbor.=20
> > You feel righteous.=20
> > Barbara Streisand sings for you.=20
> >=20
> > SOCIALIST:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.=20
> > You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.=20
> >=20
> > REPUBLICAN:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > Your neighbor has none.=20
> > So?=20
> >=20
> > COMMUNIST:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > The government seizes both and provides you with milk.=20
> > You wait in line for hours to get it.=20
> > It is expensive and sour.=20
> >=20
> > CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.=20
> >=20
> > DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to =
support a=20
> > man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from =
your=20
> > government.=20
> >=20
> > BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays =
you for=20
> > the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.=20
> >=20
> > AMERICAN CORPORATION:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd =
one.=20
> > You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of four cows.=20
> > You are surprised when one cow drops dead.=20
> > You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized =
and=20
> > are reducing expenses.=20
> > Your stock goes up.=20
> >=20
> > FRENCH CORPORATION:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > You go on strike because you want three cows.=20
> > You go to lunch.=20
> > Life is good.=20
> >=20
> >=20
> > JAPANESE CORPORATION:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow =
and=20
> > produce twenty times the milk.=20
> > They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.=20
> > Most are at the top of their class at cow school.=20
> >=20
> > GERMAN CORPORATION:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give=20
> > excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.=20
> > Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.=20
> >=20
> > ITALIAN CORPORATION:=20
> > You have two cows but you don't know where they are.=20
> > While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.=20
> > You break for lunch.=20
> > Life is good.=20
> >=20
> >=20
> > RUSSIAN CORPORATION:=20
> > You have two cows.=20
> > You count them and learn you have five cows.=20
> > You have some more vodka.=20
> > You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.=20
> > You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.=20
> > You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.=20
> > You produce your 10th, 5-year plan in the last 3 months.=20
> > The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. =
> >=20
> >=20
> > TALIBAN CORPORATION:=20
> > You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.=20
> > You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private =
parts.=20
> > Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were =
in the=20
> > hospital.=20
> >=20
> >=20
> > POLISH CORPORATION:=20
> > You have two bulls.=20
> > Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.=20
> >=20
> >=20
> > FLORIDA CORPORATION:=20
> > You have a black cow and a brown cow.=20
> > Everyone votes for the best looking one.=20
> > Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black =
one.=20
> > Some people vote for both.=20
> > Some people vote for neither.=20
> > Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.=20
> > Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is=20
> > thebest-looking one.=20
> >=20
> >=20
> > NEW YORK CORPORATION:=20
> > You have fifteen million cows.=20
> > You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you =
pick=20
> > some cow from Arkansas.=20
> >=20
> >=20
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crowded=20
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<BR>>=20
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<BR>>=20
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<BR>>=20
> excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. <BR>> =
>=20
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. <BR>> =
>=20
<BR>> > ITALIAN CORPORATION: <BR>> > You have two cows but =
you don't=20
know where they are. <BR>> > While ambling around, you see a =
beautiful=20
woman. <BR>> > You break for lunch. <BR>> > Life is good. =
<BR>>=20
> <BR>> > <BR>> > RUSSIAN CORPORATION: <BR>> > You =
have two=20
cows. <BR>> > You count them and learn you have five cows. =
<BR>> >=20
You have some more vodka. <BR>> > You count them again and learn =
you have=20
42 cows. <BR>> > You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. =
<BR>>=20
> You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. <BR>> =
> You=20
produce your 10th, 5-year plan in the last 3 months. <BR>> > The =
Mafia=20
shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. <BR>> > =
<BR>> > <BR>> > TALIBAN CORPORATION: <BR>> > You have =
all the=20
cows in Afghanistan, which are two. <BR>> > You don't milk them =
because=20
you cannot touch any creature's private parts. <BR>> > Then you =
kill them=20
and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the <BR>> > =
hospital.=20
<BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > POLISH CORPORATION: <BR>> =
> You=20
have two bulls. <BR>> > Employees are regularly maimed and killed=20
attempting to milk them. <BR>> > <BR>> > <BR>> > =
FLORIDA=20
CORPORATION: <BR>> > You have a black cow and a brown cow. =
<BR>> >=20
Everyone votes for the best looking one. <BR>> > Some of the =
people who=20
like the brown one best, vote for the black one. <BR>> > Some =
people vote=20
for both. <BR>> > Some people vote for neither. <BR>> > Some =
people=20
can't figure out how to vote at all. <BR>> > Finally, a bunch of =
guys from=20
out-of-state tell you which is <BR>> > thebest-looking one. =
<BR>> >=20
<BR>> > <BR>> > NEW YORK CORPORATION: <BR>> > You have =
fifteen=20
million cows. <BR>> > You have to choose which one will be the =
leader of=20
the herd, so you pick <BR>> > some cow from Arkansas. <BR>> =
>=20
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Date: Tue, 11 Feb 2003 22:48:22 EST
From: Vanchee1@aol.com
Subject: [CANSLIM] RADA
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RADA 80/87 B
A lower priced stock that might be worth checking out, making new high on
very good volume. <A HREF="http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=rada&sid=0&o_symb=rada">BigCharts - QuickCharts</A>
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<HTML><FONT FACE=3Darial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=3D2 FAMILY=3D"SANSSERIF" FACE=
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A lower priced stock that might be worth checking out, making new high on ve=
ry good volume. <A HREF=3D"http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quick=
chart.asp?symb=3Drada&sid=3D0&o_symb=3Drada">BigCharts - QuickCharts</A> </F=
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Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 07:03:32 -0500
From: "Tom Worley" <stkguru@bellsouth.net>
Subject: Re: [CANSLIM] RADA
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way too extended to be a buy right now. Reporting Q4 earnings a week =
later than normal, market seems to think that is a good sign.
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RADA 80/87 B
A lower priced stock that might be worth checking out, making new high =
on very good volume. BigCharts - QuickCharts
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worth checking out, making new high on very good volume. <A=20
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