If you were ever a kid, you remember Johnson Smith. But you may have forgotten just how relevant Johnson Smith could be to your present happiness, not to mention your spiritual development.
They’ve been around for 72 years. Remember the lists you used to make of all the things you wanted? Well, surprise! You’ll still want the same things: secret agent pen radio, juggling kits, X-ray Spex, Magic Money Maker, joy buzzers and, of course, VENTRILO
(“BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! Learn Ventriloquism and Apparently THROW YOUR VOICE! Into a trunk, under the bed, under a table, back of the door, into a desk at school, or anywhere”). Yes, Johnson Smith is alive and well, and unchanged. But what about you? Get with it, kids! — Robert Goldman
