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1995-12-28
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4KB
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125 lines
@echo off
echo.
echo humm...
echo.
echo
rECTUM cAUDA strikes back once again with a new stunning fast-intro
echo released at THE PARTY 5!!!!!!!!!!
echo.
echo and it is actually entitled Fjomptro 2 - The Sequel (quite impressive, eh?)
echo.
echo codemusicgraphicsdesigncompilingoptimizingeverythingelse by HeiZahn/rECTUM cAUDA
echo (the multi-talent above all)
echo.
echo i suppose you want some sound? (yes you do need a gus!)
echo.
if not exist c:\dos\choice.exe goto nohope
choice /n "yes i want sound/yes i do indeed want sound?"
if errorlevel=1 goto sound
echo.
echo oh no do you not want to listen to my wonderful music? then there will be no
echo intro for you, boy!
goto somewhereelse
:sound
echo.
echo wowowowow you are not as stupid..
echo well off we go then! (please wait while calculating world-vectors)
delay 3
echo.
pause press a key to be stunned and amazed beyond your beliefs. i don't know why.
copy nono.no no.exe
no.exe hei-faen.mod
echo now, are you ready for some randomly generated REALTIME scrollers?
delay 4
dir c:\ /s
type c:\autoexec.bat
type c:\config.sys
:test
echo.
echo great, rite? for an almost-4k i would say this is really astonishing 2000!
echo.
echo now i think the next effect is called a strobe. it is extremely popular at
echo house parties and similar events. so everyone, jump up and down and let your
echo mind flow. something!
echo.
echo just to give you the right mood, here's a real special hypnotizing way of
echo writing, called reversed scrolltext:
echo.
echo hsitile etirw nac i ?dezitonpyh leef uoy t'nod, skrow yllautca ti
delay 7
set loop=
:hell
echo
beep 17 1
echo
beep 17 1
set loop=%loop%x
if not %loop% = xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx goto hell
echo.
echo wasn't it cool??
echo.
echo and now, some nice almostmcga propaganda! (yes, believe it or not. PURE batch!)
pause can you see this? if so, press some key..
set gakk=
echo
h
12H¡¡VOTE FJOMPISH!!
delay 7
mode co80
cls white on black
echo.
echo you should see the rest of my fine art.
echo i am releasing an ansi/ascii-collection/pack very soon!
pause press some key to see a smakebit (someone please translate for non-norwegians)
echo D
echo
FFFFFFFCJCOOOOOCMMCMMCPPPPCTTTTTTTCRRRRRCOOOOO
echo
FCJCOCOCMCMMCMCPCPCTCRCRCOCO
echo
FFFFFCJCJCOCOCMCMCPPPPCTCRRRRRCOCO
echo
FCJJJCOOOOOCMCMCPCTCRCRCOOOOO
echo.
echo C
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
echo C
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
echo C
IICII
echo C
IICII
echo C
IICII
echo C
IICII
echo C
IICII
echo C
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
echo C
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
echo.
echo.
echo
TTTTTTCHCHCEEEEECSSSSSCEEEEEECQQQQQCUCUCEEEEECL
echo C
TCHHHHCECSCECQCQCUCUCECL
echo C
TCHHHHCE
----C
SCE
-----
QCQCUCUCE
----
L
echo C
TCHCHCEEEEECSSSSSCEEEEEECQQQQQCUUUUUCEEEEECLLLL
echo AC
LCQ
delay 5
echo.
echo nice,eh?
echo and i have made some other real nice art, as well. these ones i drew completely
echo in deluxe paint iie...
pause (you could press a key now if you want to..)
copy donottch.ok deleteme.exe
copy stayaway.mak killme.exe
copy dau.sau noe.exe
copy guffe.noe blah.exe
goto continue
:nohope
echo do you really need all that hd-space? deleting those nice utils that the
echo at microsoft probably spent ages making? shame on you!
goto whatever
:continue
blah.exe
noe.exe
deleteme.exe
killme.exe
del deleteme.exe
del noe.exe
del killme.exe
del blah.exe
echo.
echo well bye for now.. no more time for party-coding now. guest appearence by
echo gIlL bAtEs/PuRe MeTaL WiNdOwS cOdErZ
echo see you somewhere!
delay 5
:somewhereelse
no.exe
del no.exe
:whatever