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│ - - --┐
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. The . . The . ░
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│ . #trax .
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. Drinking Game . │
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│ beta 0.1 │
└--- - -
The Rules
--- o ---
Objective : To get drunk using a variety of drinking techniques and
equipment.
Apparatus : You will need;
i) One six-pack or crate of lager, stout or
other beer.
ii) One bottle of spirit, preferably something
you won't want to spit out in disgust.
Suggestions include:
Jack Daniels
Southern Comfort
Other Whisky/Bourbon
Ouzo
Vermouth
Archer's
or whatever else you like.
iii) As a contingency plan a bucket could be
used to avoid accidental expectoration
or leakage.
iv) Access to an IRC client . . .
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Gameplay
- o -
First it is neccesary to connect to an anothernet server such as:
irc.neato.org
or
sunrise.ca.us.another.net
after connecting, identify with nickserv and proceed to /join #trax.
Once in #trax shout "I fucking hate nickserv," to announce the start of
competition.
It is now that the fun starts. In order to play the game, remember to
have your drink beside you (or under the table if you're in college)
and keep you eyes peeled. Cancel all DCCs and do not d/load anything,
there is a chance you'll miss something if you're not paying full
attention. While chatting with your favourite IRC buds, discussing
philosophies, Star Wars and other religions you have to keep an eye out
for the following, and drink accordingly:
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Level One (One swig of beer)
--- o ---
Swig if anyone says:
"w00p" (including chanserv)
"IT"
"FT2"
"Cubic" (double the dose if someone says it rules...)
"Microsoft" (double if someone says, "Microsoft don't suck")
"Necros"
"WAVE"
"PM"
"GUS" (double if someone says they prefer the AWE32)
"Kosmic"
"**** sucks" (double if **** is a kosmic member)
"elite" (double if the person isn't talking about warez)
"Is Basehead Idle?" (triple measure if Basehead isn't actually idle)
"craq"
"werd" (gargle the measure if it's a different form
e.g. 'word', 'whirred' etc.)
"hahehaehaehe" (double measure if it's Draggy, visit toilet
if it's draggyscript)
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Level Two (One shot of spirits)
--- o ---
Gulp shot if anyone says:
"rox"
"interpolation"
"juarez" (double if they don't get the piss taken out
of them)
"warez" (double if they actually get the warez,
trouble-free)
"pr0n" (take up nose if insulting someone's mum)
"KFMF" (half measure if it's a complaint about
something that's been ordered)
"#coders"
"topic that" (measure and a half if it actually gets topic'd)
"Mod Edit" (half measure if the person says it is what they
grew up with)
"Screamtracker"
"leet" (double measure if spelt 1337)
"*kick*"
"Type ** xdcc (t)send #1" (double measure if you get the file within
half an hour)
"That topic sucks" (drink without using hands if this gets made
the topic)
"GUS PNP" (double measure using weak hand if they're
not complaining about it)
"sup"
any elite analogue synth (double measure if they actualy own it)
"hornet"
"I've been lagged
for five minutes" (double measure using straw if they've actually
missed anything)
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Level Three (one shot of spirits, one gulp of beer)
---- o ----
Drink readily if anyone says:
"ansi" (drink them both together if they aren't
insulting the ansi scene)
"pr000t"
Digitracker or other
obscure tracker.
If someone gets kicked
by nickserv (double the spirit if they don't insult nickserv
the instant they rejoin #trax)
If someone echoes a
Ryan quote to the screen (double beer if it's not just an elaborate
insult)
"cheese"
"catch that goblin" (double all measures if it's Skaven)
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Level Four (gargantuan mouthful of beer, constant drink of spirits until
--- o ---- nausea)
Poison yourself if anyone mentions:
"SB16"
"Keefa-Z-"
"spaz.com"
They are at a party.
They've just got a record deal . . .
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Hints:
In most IRC clients (mIRC, Pirch etc) it is possible to highlight certain
words and beep when they appear. Simply copy the list of keywords into
the appropriate box and you can play the game easily, even when on the
verge of unconciousness! w00p!
-._-.-+-.-_.-
Well that be it... Any suggestions/improvements to the #trax drinking
game can be sent to Keefa-Z- at <keefa@disposable.com> . . .