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                                SeXXy Software
                                2880 Bergey Rd.
                              Hatfield, PA 19440

                    ORDERS ONLY: 800 - 243-1515 Ext. 600RO


                           Welcome TO SeXXy Software

        Thank you for choosing SeXXy Software. Our pledge is to bring you only
the  best  in  Adult  Computer Software.  There are hundreds of adult software
programs available, but few qualify to become part of the SeXXy Software line.
We search through all software available and only select what we feel  are  of
the  highest  quality and will appeal to the adult computer user.  We hope you
will agree with our selections and reccommend us to your friends.
        We also believe in providing you with enough information  to  make  an
intelligent software purchase.  Several other adult software vendors will only
supply you with one or two word descriptions of their products  -  even  after
you  have  paid  for  their catalog.  More often than not,  you receive a disk
containing programs that are of low quality or not very SeXXy. We will decribe
in detail our programs so that you will know what you are ordering.



                            Loading Your SeXXy Disk

        We have attempted to make our disks as easy as possible to run, as we
realize that many purchasers are only casual users of computers.

        To run a SeXXy Disk: Place the disk in Drive A of your computer

                TYPE:     A: <enter>   (you should see the A> appear)
                TYPE:     GETSEXXY <enter>


We do reccommend that you make a backup of the disk that we have sent you. You
should be familiar with the DOS commands DISKCOPY or COPY to make backups.  If
you have a hard disk drive you may copy the entire disk to your hard drive. If
you have purchased several SeXXy Disks you should copy each disk to a separate
subdirectory on your hard drive.

If you are having problems loading the disks  through  the  menu  program  try
loading  the  programs directly.  By entering TYPE GETSEXXY | MORE you will be
able to find the command used to load each program.  If this does not work you
may be having a compatibility problem.  Try the disks on another computer,  if
possible a true IBM.  If you still cannot run the programs write (do not call)
to  us  listing  your  computer  type,  memory,  video  type,  and  a complete
decription of your problem.

                      COLOR GRAPHICS CARD (CGA) REQUIRED

        All  SeXXy Disks require you to have a color graphics card (CGA) and a
color monitor.  All advanced cards such as VGA and EGA cards will work and may
enhance the programs.  Monochrome graphics cards should work in most cases but
the responsibility is with the maker of the card.





                            ADULT SOFTWARE PRODUCTS

ALL  OF  OUR SEXXY DISKS ARE ADULT SOFTWARE PRODUCTS AND ARE NOT TO BE SOLD TO
OR VIEWED BY ANYONE UNDER 21 YEARS OF AGE.  PLEASE  RESPECT  THE  MORALITY  OF
OTHERS AND DO NOT LEAVE THESE DISKS WHERE THEY CAN BE VIEWED BY UNAPPRECIATIVE
PERSONS.




                                 RETURN POLICY

Returns  are limited solely to the replacement of defective disks.  We use the
highest quality disks and duplication equiptment available.  In the past year,
we  have had less than 5 defective disks out of thousands.  Therefore,  if you
believe your disks are defective you may ship them back to us with a check for
$3.00 for reshipping.  If the disks prove to be defective we will replace them
and  return  your  check.  Please  do  not call the toll-free number regarding
returns. They are not authorized to process or discuss returns.









































                                  SEXXY DISKS

                                 SeXXy Disk #1

YOU  MUST OWN THIS DISK!  This is the only disk we describe with such forceful
persuasion, but everyone who has seen this disk is impressed.  It shines above
all others in what adult software on a computer should be.

The disk is not a cartoon, not a graphic picture,  but as close as you can get
to  a  movie  on  a  computer  screen.  The  screen  opens with a picture of a
beautiful woman's face.  When you strike any key you find  out  that  she  has
really  swallowed  a huge penis and the screen turns into full action for some
of the best oral sex you can get. It's an amazing use of the computer.

An additional advantage of the way this program is written is  its  incredible
use  as a practical joke.  Since the opening screen is just a woman's face you
can leave it waiting for your unsuspecting friend to come  and  press  a  key.
You'll  hear  howls of surprise or indignation depending upon how prudish your
friends are.




                                 SeXXy Disk #2

NEW DISK!

This disk contains 3 adult sexual games for people who wish to become sexually
close.  STRIP POKER and STRIP TRIVIA allow you to describe each  person's  sex
and  clothing.  As  the  game progresses you will be asked to remove different
items of clothing and perform various sexual acts.  Also,  drinking  penalties
promote the lessening of inhibitions. If you have a prudish group you may also
start  by  playing the games in a non-sexual mode.  STRIP BLACKJACK is another
sexual variation on the popular game that allows you to take  off  clothes  as
the  on-screen dealer removes his/hers.  These games provide great evenings of
computer-aided sex.

YOU ARE ASSURED AN INCREDIBLE SEXUAL EXPERIENCE FOR LESS COST THAN A MOVIE!!




                                 SeXXy Disk #3

This disk contains a sexual arcade game similar to Space Invaders. You control
a  penis gun which shoots sperm bombs at falling tits.  When you hit a falling
tit it explodes and milk flies out. You can control the speed of the game.

This game provides hours of excitement and is great for the party environment.











                                 SeXXy Disk #4


                              DOUBLE VALUE DISK!
This disk contains 2 more "movies" on computer similar to SeXXy Disk  #1.  For
those  of  you  who  can't  get  enough  we  provide  2  great programs of hot
intercourse action.  One is a front view of the action and one is a rear view.
Relieve your sexual tension after a hard day at the office.
                            YOU WILL BE IMPRESSED!




                                 SeXXy Disk #5

                          GET OFF WITH YOUR COMPUTER!
This disk contains a fantasy game for one person and his computer.  You  start
off  by  telling the computer information about your desired fantasy including
your name, her/his name, age, build, type of sex desired, etc.  You can choose
a fantasy between all combinations of man, woman, boy, or girl. Even if you're
only into straight sex you may have wondered what it would be like to have one
gay encounter with your best friend.  You can now experience this fantasy. The
computer then generates a long incredibly graphic sexual  fantasy  tale  using
your  input.  We  have  found this program to be incredibly satisfying because
the fantasy involves you and the person of your desire.  Be careful using this
at the office as you may be embarassed by wet pants.




                                 SeXXy Disk #6

NEW UPDATED DISK!

This disk contains 10 X-rated pictures for you to display, print out, and even
edit.  The disk contains pictures of famous  celebrities,  very  explicit  sex
acts,  and  women  with HUGE breasts.  You will be proud to own these pictures
and can have fun leaving them around  the  office.  You  get  three  different
viewing  programs  allowing  you  to  zoom  around the picture on your screen,
increase  and  decrease  brightness  and  contrast,   and  create   your   own
"slideshows".  A  separate  viewing  program is included for owners of EGA and
VGA monitors.  You can even make changes  to  the  pictures  to  enhance  your
favorite  body  parts.  Plus,  a unique utility program allows you to turn any
picture into a separate program.  You can then use the picture in a  practical
joke to make it pop out at your unsuspecting friends.















                          The Connoisseur Collection

                  The most amazing advances in Adult Software

                          In 256 SIZZLING VGA Colors!

Connoisseur:  'con-nis-sur' - a person  who  has  expert  knowledge  and  keen
discrimination  in  some  field,  especially in the fine arts or in matters of
taste

        When we started SeXXy Software several years ago we were determined to
offer only the best in quality adult software.  While VGA was fast emerging as
the dominant standard,  the vast majority of computer owners still had CGA  or
EGA monitors.  In our mission to bring quality adult software to the masses we
waded through countless hours of software to  pick  the  best  available.  The
result was our highly successful SeXXy Disks.  In the past year the most often
received comment in our mail was: "I loved your SeXXy Disks - But when are you
going to release some VGA disks?" Well,  we have been constantly reviewing all
available VGA software and,  frankly, we have been disappointed.  Most is just
the same old stuff, but with better resolution and more colors. How many times
can you stare at the same  old  pictures?  We  have  always  felt  that  adult
software could and should be more. So, for the past eight months, we have been
developing our own adult software. This new series contains features not found
in  any  other available software.  And we haven't skimped on the visuals.  We
spent hundreds of hours reviewing adult movies ( a thankless job - but someone
had to do it!) to come up with the most erotic, sizzling, scenes available. We
are now proud to offer you The Connoisseur Collection  -  Not  for  the  Faint
Hearted! As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome.

                          CC #1 - YOU BE THE STAR !!!

This  is  the  first  customizable  movie.  You can be the star along with the
object of your desire in a sizzling erotic movie.  The  movie  comes  with  an
editor  that  allows  you  to create the title and all the dialog that will be
displayed along with the super hot action. Use your imagination to create wild
pairings between unsuspecting friends or co-workers.  Listen to the howls when
you  display  their  favorite  expressions on the screen during sex.  The most
effective practical joke imaginable!  And,  you will  see  the  most  explicit
scenes  possible.  Our  star has one of the hugest organs ever seen.  The oral
climax is one  you  won't  soon  forget.  Challenge  your  sexual  partner  to
duplicate it!! This is one movie you will never tire of watching - because you
can rewrite it as often as you like.
LONG-RUNNING MULTI-SCENE MOVIE              AVAILABLE ONLY FROM SEXXY SOFTWARE

















            CC #2 - The FIRST Computer Sex Movie with TRUE SOUND !!

We  are  proud  to  bring you the first erotic computer movie with TRUE SOUND.
Listen to the actual dialog while the sizzling 256 color VGA graphics  display
on  your  screen.  This  is  totally  new technology that does not require any
special cards or equiptment.  For those lonely nights when you're stuck in the
office  and need some stimulation.  A totally new dimension in adult software.
For this debut performance we have chosen the most erotic,  explicit movie  we
could find.If you are turned on by true dirty talk (not just moans and groans)
                     THIS MOVIE WILL KNOCK YOUR PANTS OFF!
OURS EXCLUSIVELY!                   Requires an AT class (286 or 386) machine

                         CC #3 - The BEST Climax Movie

To round out our Connoisseur Collection we have included the best climax movie
available.  Only for the serious collector.  If you like oral sex,  this movie
will astound you.  Nothing but climaxes in incredible 256 VGA  colors.  Forget
ANGEL, skip MANDY, you'll fall asleep waiting for their action.  This movie is
guaranteed to turn on even the most prudish person.  Watch it with someone you
love!

All Connoisseur Collections require a VGA monitor,a hard disk and are over 1MB

                       THE COMPETITION ISN'T EVEN CLOSE




































                             S e X X c a p a d e s

  The first adult computer game with TRUE SOUND and 256 color VGA graphics!!!

Over 80 sizzling 256 color VGA scenes                   TRUE SOUND

Play with 2 - 8 close friends                           Foreplay option

Sexual preference option: straight, gay, or both        5.1 MB of pure action

The game everyone has been waiting for. For that evening you won't forget with
a loved one or a group of very close friends.  Fufill your sexual desires with
new experiences. Find out how your partner would really like to make love!

The most exciting advance in adult software.  Finally, an ultra-explicit,  XXX
adult  board  game with TRUE SOUND and 256 color VGA graphics.  Over 1 year in
the making,  this game surpasses anything else on the market.  Over  5  MB  of
solid  action  designed  to  give  you  and  your  closest  friends the sexual
experience of a lifetime. Even if you are in a long term relationship you will
find out new exciting things about your partner's sexuality.  The game is also
designed  to  allow you to experience new forms of group sex - always with the
option to chicken out until you are ready to participate.

The game begins with your entry of players names and sex and  your  choice  of
straight sex,  gay sex,  or anything goes.  You can choose the foreplay option
which allows a longer game with everyone starting slowly.  You also choose the
winning point value to allow you to determine the length of the game.  As each
player moves around the board they are given various sexual tasks  to  perform
for  money.  If you successfully perform the task you are given money,  if you
chicken out, double the amount is taken from you.

You will encounter action squares such as KISS, TONGUE TIME,  ORAL ALLEY,  and
TOUCHY  FEELY  which will display an explicit sexual scene on the screen while
directing you to perform the  action  with  another  player.  The  TRUE  SOUND
feature  will tell you what to do and provide a sexxy suggestive background to
your adventures.  If you have chosen anything goes you will get to  watch  and
experience both straight and bi-sexual encounters.

Our encounter squares will provide you with new information about your friends
and lovers. Land on HOW YOU LIKE IT and you get to describe how you would like
a particular sexual act performed.  I've been married for 15 years and I still
learned new things about my wife.  The FANTASY square allows you to tell  your
deepest  sexual  fantasies.  The  FIRST  SEX square lets you reveal your early
sexual encounters. You will grow incredibly close to your friends.

The AUCTION square provides an opportunity to auction off a body part  to  the
highest  bidder.  YOUR CHOICE allows you to choose a sexual act with any other
player. LOSE CLOTHES and SHOW OFF provide the gradual lessening of clothes.

This game contains over 80 explicit sexual scenes.  You can play for hours and
hours  without  seeing them all.  I have found that even if I am alone I enjoy
playing the game just to watch the scenes.  Each type of game - straight, gay,
or lesbian has its own SUPER CLIMAX scene.

   Guaranteed to get you closer to the one you love - or would like to love

                                  $79           Shipped on high density disks

Special  offer:  $69  with  the  purchase of any of our Connoisseur Collection
                                    movies
                           SADDAM HUSSEIN TARGET GAME

      SHOOT MISSLES AT ACTUAL PICTURES WHILE HE TAUNTS AND CURSES AT YOU

There is a story associated with this one.  When the war with Iraq broke out I
and my whole family stood transfixed in front of the TV while the war unfolded
before our eyes.  The stress was incredible,  work stopped, and life seemed to
be on hold while we waited and worried about our troops.  As a release for our
tension  we  wrote a Saddam Hussein target game where we could fire missles at
the maniac who threatened world stability.  We  never  intended  to  create  a
product  - the thought of making money from the war was repulsive to me.  Then
my 5 year old daughter saw the game and asked if she could play it. She yelled
and screamed and jumped up and down with glee as she  destroyed  Hussein  with
missles. I never realized the stress that she too was experiencing. She was so
happy  at being able to vent her frustration at that "Goddam" Hussein.  Then I
read a newspaper article describing  how  stores  couldn't  keep  anti-Hussein
merchandise  such  as  golf balls and toilet paper in stock.  Apparently other
people and our troops found such merchandise stress relieving.  So we  decided
to  release  the  game through retail channels to get it in the hands of those
who might want it quickly.  The response was incredible.  Within days we found
our  game  being  the lead-in story on WPIX channel 11 in New York.  Here is a
portion of the feature, by Barry Cunningham:

"If you are an American who'd like to stick it to Saddam Hussein all you  need
is  a disk and a dream.  Many people feel that the Gulf War on TV almost looks
like a video game. Now it is a video game!"

Fade to picture of package - Reporter inserts disk in computer and plays  game
-full screen view of game along with sound.

"If  you  are  an  armchair general who'd like nothing more than to personally
fire a missle at Saddam Hussein,  the Iraqi leader is fair game  for  computer
warriors."

In  the  weeks  that  followed  we found the game featured on A Current Affair
Extra,  Good Day New York,  WNBC,  WNYW,  Canadian National News,  Spanish TV,
German TV,  and in newspapers on AP,  UPI,  CNN,  INS,  and the New York Daily
News. One electronics chain sold thousands in over 200 stores nationwide!

The game features acutal pictures of Saddam Hussein.  You shoot missles at him
and using our TRUE SOUND feature he taunts and curses at you. When you hit him
a blood spot appears.  The game comes with CGA and VGA versions built in.  You
will need at least a 286 (AT) computer to hear the sound.

FREE BONUS:  We are also including a free bonus game - SCUD ATTACK.  With this
game  you  use  your patriot missles to shoot scuds out of the sky.  This game
requires a VGA monitor and a mouse.

The SADDAM HUSSEIN TARGET GAME is already  a  collectors  item.  We  got  many
letters  from  troops  stationed  in  the Gulf asking for some relief from the
strict censorship policies.  Did you know that a tape of "The  Love  Boat"  is
considered  obscene and will be confiscated?  We used our profits to ship many
of our SeXXy Disks and Saddam Hussein games free to troops in the Gulf, and we
received many touching letters of thanks.  We will still send the game FREE TO
ANY SOLDIERS STATIONED IN THE GULF.

SADDAM HUSSEIN TARGET GAME AND SCUD ATTACK                              $15
  (NOT X-RATED)


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                                SEXXY SOFTWARE
                                2880 BERGEY ROAD
                                DEPT. 600RO
                                HATFIELD, PA 19440



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PRICES:    1 MOVIE - $29    2 MOVIES - $49     3 MOVIES - $65        ________
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                (shipped on high density [1.2 or 1.4 MB] disks)
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