You see a knight with a large green chicken emblazoned on his shield. It is brave Sir Robin!
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You see a knight being dragged bodily from the castle. It is the famous Sir Galahad, and he is shouting, 'I can face the peril! I can spank the peril! I bet you're gay!'
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The large knight dragging Galahad away is none other than the mighty knight Sir Launcelot. He appears to be very irritated and is shouting 'I am not!' in a loud voice.
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You see a knight tying a coconut to a European swallow. It is the famed but somewhat addled Sir Bediviere.
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You see an armored figure with a dragon on his shield and a crown on his head. It is King Arthur, ruler of the Britons and wielder of Excaliber!
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There before you, cackling as always, is the old man from Scene 24! 'Halt!' he cries. 'He who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he sees!'
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You see a tall figure wearing robes and an odd helmet with huge ram's horns. He is casting fireballs and causing huge explosions. It is the dread enchanter known as ..... Tim!
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Before you stands a huge figure clad in chain mail. It is the dreaded 3-headed knight, the fiercest creature for yards around! As you approach, the heads are arguing, but they soon agree to kill you!
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Before you stands a knight in black armor. He draws a sword and says only these words: 'None shall pass!'
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You see a blurry form ahead. It turns out to be a chicken scratching in the snow... but it is a 300-pound chicken! It is Chester, the vicious chicken of Bristol!!
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You see a small white rabbit with a quivering pink nose.
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You see before you the horrible Black Beast of Arrrgh! It has one hundred eyes and jaws twelve feet across! (and don't count on the programmer having a sudden heart attack,either!)
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You see a man sitting on a cart loaded with bushes. It is Roger, the Shrubber.
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You see a nine-foot tall figure in a helmet with huge horns step out of the bushes and announce, 'We are the knights who say 'Nee!' If you do not appease us with a shrubbery, you shall not leave this wood alive!'
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You see a smaller Knight with a horned helmet in the bushes behind the large knight.
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You see another Knight of Nee nearby...
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And another......
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And another.....
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And another! They are hopping around and jabbering excitedly. Every now and again you catch a word that causes you pain to hear... 'Nee!'
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Suddenly you see the French Knight who taunted you before! 'We French fellows outwit you English again with all your silly knees-bent running around!' he sneers. 'Go and boil your bottoms!'
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You see another French Knight with a very unwieldly-looking polearm.
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You see another French Knight also armed with a ridiculous polearm.
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Another French Knight appears from the shadows.
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And another! 'Drink from chamber-pots, and go collect antelope tongues!' yells the head French Knight. 'You are not gonna get the grail from us, you or a hundred English kkknniggets!'
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You see brave Sir Robin's favorite minstrel, who is singing a song:
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You see a nauseating wimp clothed in a dress-like robe near an open window. It is Prince Herbert, and he is preparing to sing.
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You see a large man dressed in furs who sounds like Sean Connery. He is trying to strangle Prince Herbert while yelling 'No singing! No singing! Not while I'm here!' It is Prince Herbert's dad.
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You see a yeoman guard who looks at you and says, '...Hey...'
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You see another guard who says gruffly, 'Show an invitation or get out, scum!'
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You see a guard who looks at you and says, 'Wait. We're not to enter the room even if the Prince comes to get us...'
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You see another guard who just hiccups.
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As you approach, King Arthur calls to a stooped figure, 'Old woman!' 'Man!' is the reply, 'And I'm not old, I'm thirty-seven! And my name is Dennis!' He then launches into a boring description of his commune.