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Special Utilities
BLACK
YELLOW
Shoe Shinning
ECHO OFF
CLS
ECHO Please Insert Your Shoe in Drive A:
SHINE A:/V/S
ECHO Sorry! Can't find shoe shinning program
pause
Feed the Fish
ECHO OFF
ECHO Please connect your fish to the RS-232 Port
ECHO Setting Baud Rate to 2400
ECHO Feeding the Fish....
ECHO Done!
ECHO Please connect next fish or...
PAUSE
Clean the Yard
ECHO OFF
CLS
ECHO Sorry! I need a plotter to do that!
PAUSE
Directory of all *.XXX
ECHO OFF
CLS
ECHO Dir of C:Triple X Disk
ECHO ----- Sorry but this directory was censured ----
ECHO ------------------------------------------------
PAUSE
Password Example
PASSWORD
IF ERRORLEVEL 1 GOTO SKIP
DIR A:/p
PAUSE
:SKIP
High Security
ECHO OFF
PASSWORD
IF ERRORLEVEL 1 GOTO SKIP
CD SECURE
DIR/P
PAUSE
:SKIP