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  1. static CharPtr faster[] = {
  2.         "\"Let the games begin!\"",             "\"Sweet Jesus!\"",
  3.         "\"Not that!\"",                        "\"At last!\"",
  4.         "\"On the third stroke...\"",           "\"Is that all?\"",
  5.         "\"Shit, it's the cops!\"",             "\"I never dreamed it could be,\"",
  6.         "\"If I do, you won't respect me!\"",   "\"Now!\"",
  7.         "\"Open sesame!\"",                     "\"Earn your red wings, soldier!\"",
  8.         "\"Again!\"",                           "\"Faster!\"",
  9.         "\"Harder!\"",                          "\"Help!\"",
  10.         "\"Fuck me harder!\"",                  "\"Is it in yet?\"",
  11.         "\"No, no, do the goldfish!\"",         "\"Holy Batmobile, Batman!\"",
  12.         "\"He's dead, he's dead!\"",            "\"Take me, Robert!\"",
  13.         "\"I'm a Liberal voter!\"",             "\"Put four fingers in!\"",
  14.         "\"What a lover!\"",                    "\"Talk dirty, you pig!\"",
  15.         "\"The ceiling needs painting,\"",      "\"Suck harder!\"",
  16.         "\"The animals will hear!\"",           "\"Not in public!\"",
  17.     "\"I can't even feel it!\"",        "\"The network is down!\"",
  18.     "\"Well done, Brad!\"",            "\"Can you get me one without beetroot?\"",
  19.     "\"But I love her,\"",            "\"It hurts to pee!\"",
  20. };
  21.  
  22. static CharPtr said[] = {
  23.         "bellowed",             "yelped",               "croaked",
  24.         "growled",              "panted",               "moaned",
  25.         "grunted",              "laughed",              "warbled",
  26.         "sighed",               "ejaculated",           "choked",
  27.         "stammered",            "wheezed",              "squealed",
  28.         "whimpered",            "salivated",            "tongued",
  29.         "cried",                "screamed",             "yelled",
  30.         "said",            "purred",
  31. };
  32.  
  33. static CharPtr femaleadj[] = {
  34.         "saucy",                "wanton",               "unfortunate",
  35.         "lust-crazed",          "bull-dyke",        "ballbusting",
  36.         "bisexual",             "gorgeous",             "sweet",
  37.         "nymphomaniacal",       "large-hipped",         "freckled",
  38.         "white-haired",         "large-boned",        "moaning",
  39.         "saintly",              "blind",                "bearded",
  40.         "blue-eyed",            "large tongued",        "friendly",
  41.         "ear licking",          "doe eyed",        "vocal",
  42.         "sock sniffing",        "lesbian",              "hairy",
  43. };
  44.  
  45.  
  46. static CharPtr female[] = {
  47.         "baggage",              "hussy",                "woman",
  48.         "Duchess",              "female impersonator",  "nymphomaniac",
  49.         "virgin",               "leather freak",        "home-coming queen",
  50.         "defrocked nun",        "arts professor",          "cheerleader",
  51.         "office secretary",     "sexual deviate",       "marketing exec",
  52.         "little matchgirl",     "nurse",           "femme fatale",
  53.         "supermodel",         "construction worker",  "marrow abuser",
  54.         "secretary",            "boss' wife",       "grandmother",
  55.         "magicians' assistant", "dominatrix",          "stewardess",
  56.         "waitress",             "prostitute",           "helpdesk operator",
  57.         "housewife",        "intern",        "trailer trash",
  58.     "vocalist",        "shop attendant",
  59. };
  60.  
  61. static CharPtr maleadj[] = {
  62.         "thrashing",            "slurping",             "insatiable",
  63.         "rabid",                "satanic",              "corpulent",
  64.         "spread-eagled",        "orally fixated",       "vile",
  65.         "awesomely endowed",    "handsome",             "mush-brained",
  66.         "tremendously hung",    "three-legged",         "pile-driving",
  67.         "cross-dressing",       "gerbil buggering",     "bung-hole stuffing",
  68.         "sphincter licking",    "hair-pie chewing",     "muff-diving",
  69.         "clam shucking",        "egg-sucking",          "bicycle seat sniffing",
  70.     "silver-haired",
  71. };
  72.  
  73. static CharPtr male[] = {
  74.         "compsci major",        "hunchback",            "firecheif",
  75.         "archduke",             "midget",               "hired hand",
  76.         "cable-guy",            "plumber",              "donkey",
  77.         "electric eel",         "narcoleptic junkie",   "dirty old man",
  78.         "butler",               "friar",                "football mascot",
  79.         "customs officer",    "handsome priest",      "chicken fucker",
  80.         "sysadmin",          "scr1pt k1dd13",        "bouncer",
  81.         "ex-woman",             "construction worker",  "hair dresser",
  82.         "dentist",              "judge",                "social worker",
  83.     "president",        "network engineer",    "matron",
  84.     "petrolhead",        "bum",            "pump-jockey",
  85.     "radio DJ",        "raver",
  86. };
  87.  
  88. static CharPtr diddled[] = {
  89.         "diddled",              "devoured",             "fondled",
  90.         "mouthed",              "tongued",              "lashed",
  91.         "tweaked",              "violated",             "defiled",
  92.         "irrigated",            "penetrated",           "ravished",
  93.         "hammered",             "bit",                  "tongue slashed",
  94.         "sucked",               "fucked",               "rubbed",
  95.         "grudge fucked",        "masturbated with",     "slurped",
  96.     "rode",            "rooted",        "screwed",
  97.     "crashed the yogurt truck into",        "did the bad thing on",
  98.     "parked the pig skin bus in",            "played the harmonica on",
  99.     "took the car in for a service on",        "penetrated",
  100.     "shook hands with the landlord on",        "cherry-popped",
  101.     "fudge-packed",        "russian-starfished",    "fistfucked",
  102.     "gobbled",        "ate",            "gave a hickey to",
  103. };
  104.  
  105. static CharPtr titadj[] = {
  106.         "alabaster",            "pink-tipped",          "creamy",
  107.         "rosebud",              "moist",                "throbbing",
  108.         "juicy",                "heaving",              "straining",
  109.         "mammoth",              "succulent",            "quivering",
  110.         "rosey",                "globular",             "varicose",
  111.         "jiggling",             "bloody",               "tilted",
  112.         "dribbling",            "oozing",               "firm",
  113.         "pendulous",            "muscular",             "bovine",
  114. };
  115.  
  116. static CharPtr tits[] = {
  117.         "globes",               "melons",               "mounds",
  118.         "buds",                 "paps",                 "chubbies",
  119.         "protuberances",        "treasures",            "buns",
  120.         "funbags",              "vestibule",            "armpits",
  121.         "tits",                 "knockers",             "elbows",
  122.         "eyes",                 "hooters",              "jugs",
  123.         "bigguns",              "headlights",           "arse cheeks",
  124.         "bumpers",              "knees",                "fried eggs",
  125.         "buttocks",             "charlies",             "ear lobes",
  126.         "bazooms",              "mammaries",        "jubblies",
  127.     "breasts",         "bazoongas",        "mountains",
  128. };
  129.  
  130. static CharPtr thrust[] = {
  131.         "plunged",              "thrust",               "squeezed",
  132.         "pounded",              "drove",                "eased",
  133.         "slid",                 "hammered",             "squished",
  134.         "crammed",              "slammed",              "reamed",
  135.         "rammed",               "dipped",               "inserted",
  136.         "plugged",              "augured",              "pushed",
  137.         "ripped",               "forced",               "wrenched",
  138. };
  139.  
  140. static CharPtr cockadj[] = {
  141.         "bursting",             "jutting",              "glistening",
  142.         "prodigious",           "purple",        "naturally ribbed",
  143.         "searing",              "swollen",              "rigid",
  144.         "rampaging",            "warty",                "steaming",
  145.         "gorged",               "trunklike",            "foaming",
  146.         "spouting",             "swinish",              "prosthetic",
  147.         "blue veined",          "engorged",             "camel-sized",
  148.         "throbbing",            "humongous",            "hole splitting",
  149.         "serpentine",           "curved",               "steel encased",
  150.         "glass encrusted",      "knobby",               "surgically altered",
  151.         "metal tipped",         "open sored",           "rapidly dwindling",
  152.         "swelling",             "miniscule",            "bionic",
  153.     "armour coated",    "fat",
  154.     
  155. };
  156.  
  157. static CharPtr cock[] = {
  158.         "intruder",             "prong",                "stump",
  159.         "member",               "meat loaf",            "majesty",
  160.         "bowsprit",             "earthmover",           "jackhammer",
  161.         "ramrod",               "cod",                  "jabber",
  162.         "gusher",               "poker",                "engine",
  163.         "brownie",              "joy stick",            "plunger",
  164.         "piston",               "tool",                 "manhood",
  165.         "lollipop",             "kidney prodder",       "candlestick",
  166.         "John Thomas",          "arm",                  "testicles",
  167.         "balls",                "finger",               "foot",
  168.         "tongue",               "dick",                 "one-eyed wonder worm",
  169.         "canyon yodeler",       "middle leg",           "neck wrapper",
  170.         "stick shift",          "dong",                 "chode",
  171.     "weapon",        "love stick",        "Prince Albert",
  172.     "hot dog",        "Rodger Ramalot",    "pepperoni",
  173.     "woody",        "one-eyed monster",    "boner",
  174.     "knob",            "pecker",        "hairy harmonica",
  175.     "worm",            "donger",        "prick",
  176.     "willy",        "throbbing rocket",    "lightning rod",
  177.     "little friend",    "Mr. Happy",        "leg of ham",
  178.     "franks and beans",    "stick",        "pig skin bus",
  179.     "twiggy stick",        "lighthouse",        "monkey",
  180.     "pistol",        "mayonnaise dispenser",    "chicken",
  181.     "sausage",        "pin",            "cock",
  182.     "wiener",        "sav",            "schlong",
  183.     "purple-headed yogurt slinger",            "penis",
  184.     "gentlemans' fucking tool",            "Mr. Mushroom Head",
  185.     "doodle",        "family jewels",    "slapstick",
  186.     "dick",            "Jacks' Magic Beanstalk",
  187.     "one-eyed trouser snake",            "johnson",
  188.     "old fella",        "young fella",        "big fella",
  189.     "small fella",        "middle stump",        "third leg",
  190.     "mummy-daddy button",    "purple-headed warrior",
  191.     "fireman",        "salami",        "limousine",
  192.     "bed snake",        "3 1/2\" floppy",    "club",
  193.     "french tickler",    "white magic",        "black magic",
  194.     "licorice",        "dangle-berries",    "Uncle Charlie",
  195.     "log",            "knitting needle",    "Little Richard",
  196.     "gerkin",        "black-and-broad",    "twig",
  197.     "one-eyed blue-veined junket gun",        "stiffy",
  198.     "chub",            "frankfurt",        "cheese factory",
  199.     "vas deferens",        "wood",            "deep-sea borer",
  200.     "member",        "love-muscle",        "poo-jabber",
  201.     "chupa-chup",        "chopstick",        "chang",
  202.     "head",            "cowpoke",        "cattle-prod",
  203.     "taser",
  204. };
  205.  
  206. static CharPtr twatadj[] = {
  207.         "pulsing",              "hungry",               "hymeneal",
  208.         "palpitating",          "gaping",               "slavering",
  209.         "welcoming",            "glutted",              "gobbling",
  210.         "cobwebby",             "ravenous",             "slurping",
  211.         "glistening",           "dripping",             "untidy",
  212.         "porous",               "soft-spoken",          "pink",
  213.         "dusty",                "tight",                "odiferous",
  214.         "moist",                "loose",                "scarred",
  215.         "weapon-less",          "majestic",             "tyre-tracked",
  216.         "mouse nibbled",        "tightly tensed",       "oft traveled",
  217.         "grateful",             "festering",        "well trodden",
  218. };
  219.  
  220. static CharPtr twat[] = {
  221.         "swamp",               "honeypot",            "jam jar",
  222.         "butterbox",           "furburger",           "cherry pie",
  223.         "cush",                "slot",                "slit",
  224.         "cockpit",             "damp",                "furrow",
  225.         "sanctum sanctorum",   "bearded clam",        "continental divide",
  226.         "paradise valley",     "red river valley",    "slot machine",
  227.         "quim",                "palace",              "arse",
  228.         "rose bud",            "throat",              "eye socket",
  229.         "tenderness",          "inner ear",           "orifice",
  230.         "appendix scar",       "wound",               "navel",
  231.         "mouth",               "nose",                "cunt",
  232.     "crevice",        "orifice",        "strawberry eclair",
  233.     "purple cabbage",    "Rubicks' Cube",    "hot taco",
  234.     "map of Tasmania",    "fanny",        "oyster",
  235.     "pothole",        "beaver",        "no go zone",
  236.     "love oven",        "hairball hole",    "fish market",
  237.     "blow-off valve",    "intake valve",        "floppy drive",
  238.     "coin slot",        "aphrodisiacs' tennis court",
  239.     "split pair",        "box",            "smoo",
  240.     "soft-and-squishy",    "pink bits",        "buns",
  241.     "snatch",        "jaws of life",        "cavern",
  242.     "hallway",        "garage",        "bush",
  243.     "muff",            "rabbit-hole",        "tunnel-o-love",
  244.     "tuna town",        "bus station",        "hall of fame",
  245. };
  246.  
  247. #define SZ(a)    ( sizeof(a) / sizeof(CharPtr) )
  248.