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SAY UNCLE
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Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother
and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.
"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.
"And why not?" asked Stan.
"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife
and I have here?"
Stan said nothing.
The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan,
make me an uncle."
Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an
apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're sure you want
a nephew?"
"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor."
"Well congratulations, you're holding him."