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2001-03-31
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A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling
to his wife:
"Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! All 5 million of
it...Woooohooo!"
"That's great, sweetie!", she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or for
the mountains?"
"I don't really care," he replies, "Just fuck off!"