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Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has
hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods,
Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe
checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling
scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be
quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled
over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my
neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up
my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?'
I couldn't keep quiet any more!"