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An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs
and chaps went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink.
As he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to
him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and
asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the
ranch herding cows, breaking horses, and mending fences, so
I reckon I am."
After a short while, he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy,
but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women.
When I eat, shower, watch TV. Everything seems to make me
think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another
drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real
cowboy?"
To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found
out that I'm a lesbian.