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From: Duncan MacKinnon <duncan@subforce1.substance.com>
To: Michael Nelson <nelson@seahunt.imat.com>
cc: keithcla@netcom.com, rrc@myrddin.imat.com, rick@hugin.imat.com
Subject: tech support
I submit for your entertainment a more detailed analysis of the situation
encountered handling tech support. I haven't seen this in any support
primmer but them may come in useful.
ACCS: Anal-Carotid Constriction Syndrome
BFE: Brain Full Error
BFLNB: Bred For Looks, Not Brains
BSD: Brain Shipped Damaged
CCBA: Carotid Constricted By Anus
CEC: Consumes E. Coli
DW: DimWit
EC: Empty Cranium
EIE: Excessive Inbreeding Error
FM: Friendly Moron
FTDNF: Family Tree Did Not Fork
FTT: Failed Turing Test
IGD: Inadequate Genetic Diversity
INL: Illiterate in Native Language
KDM: Knuckle Dragging Moron
A few more for the recommended action section of the incident report:
ANS: Apply Natural Selection
CH: Cull Herd
PFT: Prune Family Tree
SGP: Skim Gene Pool
WGOL: Weed Garden Of Life
Duncan
duncan@substance.com